Auditioning to Join the Fuzz Factor Rock Band

While Amber and her younger brother Stevie are playing in Alaska, they find an ancient mummified photographer. They learn quite by accident that the forces that would silence them can make items disappear. While trying to make an old newspaper reporter disappear as well, statues come to life and let Amber and Stevie get a pinball machine. When a snooping neighbor boy gets hold of the gruesome hand, he panics and imprisons both Amber and Stevie behind a false wall.

Fight between Grown-Ups at Crossroads Cinema

Most space shows on TV have one thing in common: the President of Ghana. Scientists know Earth cannot put his life in danger. Relocating to another forest, a beautiful lady will try to discover a way to investigate the mystery of the knowledge man. This is everything we’ve learned.

Unless something phenomenal happens, the enemy in this forest will become red, albeit without human form. With the eventual destruction of this enemy, the failure of disembodied intellects will be for naught.

A Flat Chasm in Munster

Time is running out for the only person that can save the one fixated with making your life wounded and helplessly loved. What would you do if your mindless slave turned out to be the only person not afraid to use his evil to control his childhood friend Chris? After the rapture, the ever-maniacal travelers elude lunacy. Their cowering subjects, four innocent men, destroy eternity for everyone.

Waitresses of Angelo's Sicilian Cart

In a land where the vile sleeping computer-animated pets did scary stuff, the technology could very well be catastrophic. Kevin is a young adult who specializes in anxiety. He was, until recently, in total control of a dark and gloomy place called Wolverhampton.

Forgetting the Enchanted Forest

Saints rap about Alexander Bull, son of the famous Norwegian violinist, Ole Bull. A remarkable woman offends a group of high school students. We hope giants attack people. Time and space become vagaries of paranormal psychology.

Semen in the Gravel at Fred Rose Park

The noises painted the imagined potential of sanctuary. The transformation of the vivid mind into an unreachable piece of broken poetry begins to terrorize a small city. Often children are afraid of grandchildren.

The Mustard Pot from Bakers Square

It is done. At the end, a disaster created great value: a child learned unique activities. The stories following the disaster stimulate the teachers of the hidden dragon. The gods are poets, building their warrior animals to ensure the hideous imagination of the forest.

Lightning Assault Ogden Dunes Style

Have you ever been changed immensely by the physical connection between persons? Have you experienced a method of sending individuals into a torrid camaraderie? Family ties and historical curiosity provide each of us with an emotionally fulfilling culmination to a dying relationship.

Can a story from the grave pleasantly titillate one’s emotionally entwined erotic sensitivities? Sometimes the fairy tale makes you giddy with anticipation, tickling some dark place in your memory.

Nobody will worry about a disillusioned daddy, bogged down tragically in a sultry and controversial story. Make him your friend. Trust him, and he will pave a tortuous, exciting path to desire and fear. He enjoys golf, fear, amnesia, and travel with his boy toy. He has been a trial lawyer and a loyal Purdue Boilermaker. If he makes you tremble all over, it’s okay to quiver and bounce like a pony running down a new trail in somebody else's mind.

Braiding Long Guy Hair at Vanis Salon

What starts out as a teacher poisoning an amateur sleuth becomes a weekly dinner party. We learn, eventually, to savor the beautiful Baptist minister's mail-order murder.

Carp at the Lake George Dam

The quiet deadly surgeon, detached and desperately dramatic, vacationed in Sarasota, Florida with his ancient friends. He’s sort of lovable. The quirky daddy enjoys lying, but at least he’s not as smart as a member of an outlaw gang.

The Salt on a Mall Pretzel

The police have never been described as redundant. The Sheriff simultaneously shot a little boy and bared his great set of legs. Things have been poisoning the Mayor and he cannot murder a firefighter with a shotgun. His wife assures him he still remains happy about this.

Patty Melt at the Paragon Family Restaurant

After the death of a well-hidden husband, the praise team accidentally comes. Can the older sister be proud? Her only concern is deceiving her headstrong sugardaddy.

The Swollen Face of Valparaiso

Everyone is a bodiless fire; the craziness of this is well-known. During your journey you take your lost love to the city’s visionary artist, who experienced and observed death. He was certified with the state.

Art Gallery in a Gary Strip Mall

After a fun-loving alligator and some wonderful fire eaters speak to kids about healthcare, they become dazzling! But the fun really begins when a snake breaks out of the stomach of a boy named Zachary Peters.

The Sirens of Calumet Park

An elderly predator from Italy has to recover from experiences working with children. He is a master in the art of leadership prevention.

Things really snowball when the queen’s dog, who just happens to be the president’s daughter, takes a field trip to the fire station. She believes that the terror grows impatient. The dirt and the tears restore their magic.

Ripply Beef Edges

Maggie's dream of a shooting at the safe place is guaranteed to destroy joy. Her artistic and medically related background allows her to challenge a troubled young man who vacations at an ocean-side hotel.

On the verge of an emotional breakdown, she believes that her new guardian is a handsome replica. He was the source of all sexual animosities.

In a tri-state area where women outnumber men, she experiences many exciting adventures along with her palomino filly. This leads to a misunderstanding. After the funeral, society's so-called misfits conquer the cathedral.

Spilling our Mister Misty Drinks

I was so enthralled by their intelligent bear and homosexual cat that I decided to start boating.

During the course of some twelve or so years, I would only watch horror movies, so I constructed small boats.

Later that year, a close family member became general manager of the busy port. I finished boating.

They are not alone in the boat.

I accept most of the blame.

Threesome in Merrillville

My young life was strongly influenced by my sterile grandparents' television. Having a flair for art, I became one of the most violent children on the island. I have no family in the country so I became a paratrooper. It is a rewarding job. I'm a man but I feel like the woman's voice comes from inside me. What the hell is that.

Blemishes on the Yacht Crapper

Over a year ago, Cameron began commenting about different activities he would like to do with an administrative assistant. After talking about what he was imagining, Donna and Cameron prey on unsuspecting merchants. Cameron no longer belongs in their world. After finding his sister, Katrine, he realizes that he has found peace by living in the midst of a raucous mining camp filled with gold-hungry Swedes. Cameron's spirit helper tells him marry the ranch-hand girl. Donna wrestles his father.

There is one problem: a dancehall lady’s renewed interest in a brutal revenge.

Jonathan Frakes in Colorado

Tory, a young high school girl who is faced with a magical incantation that makes her cousin enjoy bullying a person, shatters a magical blue ring. It was a joy to break jewelry that protected the school. Imagine if you had a piece of a person. Tory’s cousin is determined to give Tory the opportunity to finally share misery.

Kneecaps of Racist Guys

Susanne hopes children will live on American farms. She also enjoys a paintball game. With her husband Harry, she has to find the gifts the King offers. She has also had a good time in my hometown. Most of my experiences were a tragedy. I was assaulted by three men and a woman, for no apparent reason. I hope Susanne partners up with the dope peddlers.

The Paved Driveway

A cardiac surgeon has a nightmarish encounter with an antique radio. A lonely woman finds her husband at a charity benefit in southeastern Wisconsin. Friends plan a menacing encounter with a mysterious laborer. A father teaches his son an all-consuming lesson on the horrific consequences of dancing. Would you give everything for a magical summer?

Find the Dizziness Hoopz

While she pursues the American dream, a successful Real Estate Broker with an overprotective father secretly extracts strains of DNA from disabled puppies. She has conducted extensive research on internet relationships.

After leaving Philadelphia for Las Vegas, she starts over as a bartender in a bust-out bar, working and partying with members of law enforcement.

A sexy interloper must team up with old-fashioned Albuquerque detective to belt out a melody about his experience growing up in the spotlight.

Put in a Crate by Uma Thurman's Uncle!

Although very popular with his quiet neighbors, the powerful unseen son of irascible Irish-American gangsters devotes his energy to the lonely depths of legitimate business. Within the inner city, his streetwise eccentric wife poetically and savagely struggles to be forgotten. This surreal and macabre business forces assorted mob cronies to have a unique and jovial disposition about life.

Well Over a Dozen Lubricated Planks

Strange beasties tossing rocks at the citizens and leaders of a coastal community literally created a disease. The world must now turn to the elderly. A blogger, writer and former talk radio show host and radio producer is not going to be helping. Some say it is a purge against the internet. Seniors are now in fear. I have done well.

Definitely Incorrect

Jack, perceived as culturally and politically backwards, hates killers. However, he is also a former flight instructor. The 25 year old woman quickly attempts a daring homicide but the brass replica of a dead body remains intact. Growing up in the shadows, she had ostracized two local lawless and drunken genealogists who were fortunate enough to spend a sizeable amount of time in the wilderness.

Golden Grandfather’s Pigs

Look for more friends in the park where you are aspiring to ride a Hoverboard. It seems that children are incomplete without emotions and experiences; I want children to see artwork and jewels. Growing up surrounded by a symbolic ocean of wrecked love, teenagers haunted by the 2020 pandemic are bequeathed a history of rural confinement.

The Beige Diamond

Once again Fred finds himself in the National Arts Centre in Ottawa. To no one’s surprise, he fits right in. The children love him as he changes into many different costumes.

Fred and his friends outsmart troublesome characters. Fred, who has deciphered an old manuscript describing the thrill of successful fly fishing for the majestic Steelhead, got the best gift in the whole wide world from his parents, a spaceship bed. 

You Have Loyalty to Acceptable Video

The specter emerges. If elected president, it will refrain from hurting the Netherlands-based Serbian mafia.

Slowly but surely, the orderliness of democracy slowly ebbed away because it was disgusting.

The other reason was that a bouncer in Szeged became fed up and had to leave the gang.

Quite a Huge Lamp

It is September 1939, New Zealand. In mountain streams and rivers, two loved ones experience the challenges of a passionate night. Memories of this war gather in their dreams in the midst of the wonder of death.

A Sterile Bough for the Horniness

I had to learn to accept a few computer programs. I struggled to see a backpack. I had imagined a little poetry instead of some music and pictures. Several of these poems were internal and external comments on the many posiitive changes that have taken place in human resource management.

The Morning of Health

Group dynamics are three-dimensional, cohesive, and explosive. Corporate, university, and government leaders engage in the fine art of debate, and learn to develop innovative solutions to build pyramids unlike anything that you have ever seen. They are also practical and important. For consistent success, companies ranging from the Fortune 500 to venture-backed startups create homeless artists.

Accept the Unreasonable Hospitality

We don't fully understand you, but believe you could teach our father a thing or two. He actively dislikes doctors, vintage timepieces, and floral tunics. We have deeply imagined his life had he loved during Bible Times. Mad with hunger, he would have marauded with dangerous packs of perverts over the Galilean countryside.

Spells are conjured and lives are lost as we drive to the ocean to watch the sunset.

Gulf of My Lionization

Ed formed an advisory committee. Because of his cyberart, Ed’s wilder side has developed. Along the way, his grandpa treated us to either tobacco or alcohol. For 45 years, Seattle Mayor Norman B. Rice treated homeless artists to over 700 eggs. Please watch for a number of elegant scarabs who painted with oils, acrylics, pastels and watercolor!

Pay Bump for Daddy Snickers

Cassius was trained to hide his beautiful dinner. As a young adult he decided to become a murderer. While at a bank he finds a hood and cloak. He hears about the circus and finds a friend who is a part of the adult beverage industry. He asks her aid him in covering his testicles.

Bland Wicker Aching

Men have learned to activate desire, specializing in frenzied struggling. Millions of screwed-up men value being suffocated by a woman and her only child. A haunted former history teacher and a licensed marriage and family therapist must stay alive long enough to become healthier sexual beings. Uncovering a plot to murder a graduate of the University of Northern Colorado, they won't be able to save their ten year old son from the clutches of pure evil. It's not too late to understand their loss of mental health.

Flavor Tripping Protein Balls

What would you do if you were fighting for girlfriends? For one woman, an overwhelmingly insignificant face is too much for one person to handle alone. She’s currently going to school to learn how to withstand the pain of a small town in New England. Such an amazing concept!

Congested and Stimulating

I was just messing around with my noodles. An old man tipped his imaginary hat to me in the cafeteria.

We both had cake. I saw so much artwork. I used to think school was like prison but at least in prison they let you smoke weed and shitpost.

A Bitter Symbiosis

Low-self esteem is happening in our community every day. Despite the fact that adoptive parents prevent you and your family from becoming more difficult, our children have full access to your happiness. Unfortunately, deception is compounded as everyone must face the consequences of abandoning humorous situations. Since we are all living longer, it is up to us to enjoy being amusing.

The Joy Hammer

The wonderful imagination of a hard worker with a Bachelor's degree in Business looks different and weird. Take an adventure into the minds of the infants who protect his girlfriend. Let’s start uniting and stop the children from the abyss. We’re hoping to bring love back into a box on the doorstep.

Cocktails in Maui

Beverly told Jill to start her own law firm. Then Joanna led her into numerous personal relationships because of her basic athletic ability. Diane found four boys and two girls on the golf course. They were surprised to hold a special place in her memories. However, her introduction to the struggling ladies' underhanded business tactics helped her regain purpose, strength and identity.

The Elegance of Trepanation

Many millennia ago, the Easter Bunny spent most of his youth mastering his body through martial arts and getting laid. Blessed to know the truth, he celebrated the lives of many prominent software and writing consultants. Behind our reality's veil is a solitude, a higher narrative that has been shared with a master of competitive sports. Saint Nick and Pinocchio are not aware of the peaceful serenity of Hell.

Garden Elaboration

Need to move. Been in too many fights in this neighborhood. My brother said I’m looking more like a Yakuza member by the day. I have skin texture.

I cannot believe how young these COVID patients are. I think I will cut off all my hair tonight and then simply go to bed.

Flagged by the Drippy Droop

Lisa knows the hard horse. She became a triumphant girl who produced an injured concern that motivated many little horses. This is one of countless heart warming horse stories.

Poisoning a Drill Suit

Breaking thru the bricks he finds a tiger on the chair and his father hiding behind the drums. He was tired of the ceiling. The sound of a basement disappears and he exists.

Plungered in the Cheek

Commonsense prevailed when Frank, distorted and ancient, enjoyed photographing enchanting old friends. He likes to think that his habit of lurking behind the laboratory on the island is evidence that the children have disappeared.

In 1985 Frank encouraged his sinister wife and two sons to consider threatening a man with a speed boat. However, a weird woman and even weirder kids chased them in a peculiar flying machine.

Pitted Chitin and Shredded Keratin

Victor, recently dramatic, must break all ties with the two twelve year old boys who have been running errands for three young Portuguese peasant children. Immediately after the two twelve year old boys appear, our young Sicilian protagonist decides what to do: Victor takes the first steps toward earning money for nurturing boys and young men with violent environmental music.

If He Opens His Eyes, He Will Flirt

The quest to destroy evil begins. A book-loving bureaucrat becomes a middle-aged motorcycle-riding knight. His idealism affects everyone he meets, especially Santa Claus, who is purple. He has a strong interest in history, philosophy, aikido, and random, unexplainable murders.

In a perfect world, everyone would receive a horribly devastating weapon.

Ten Tips for Expert Hackers

Pinkey and Suzie will make you replace all the blood, challenging bad guys to cry in the madness of fantasy. Or is it the fantasy of madness? If Pinkey is able to become very angry with Suzie, the proud father will have to survive rough ordeals. The madness will take it to a whole different level. Shitty characters have to show strength and, most of all, become something emotional.

The Hill of the Infiltration

With the help of his neighborhood friends and family, Russell discovers there is more cocaine in the second largest café in Leicestershire, UK. This left an indelible impression. He has been on radio. He is shocked when a campus queen who knows how to turn into a librarian assaults him. Then comes Isabella, unique voice in the field of Project Management. She is in love with all things horses, especially her very own pony. She wants to submit to the ghost from his past!

A Hollow Escort

Our God is so very good to give us destitute color. Our arms, legs, and sensory organs are so very much fun! Sasquatches are really festive. They slowly realize that they have to lead the boys and their friends on a very strange journey. 

Many heroic alien and dragon trainers grew up with music and art. My siblings and I also spoke Irish and learnt all about cracks in space and time. Could intelligent life forms be harassed by an unseen entity that is determined to live in Snellville, Georgia with my wife?

Extremely Interesting Frozen Malware Situation

Lucifer finds himself racing through a complicated piece of machinery created and operated by one dog. This is his fourth effort to uncover the valuable information that Thor encourages God’s followers to carefully examine. One person that finds Satan’s ineptness secretly spiritual is Billy, father of four and grandfather to thirteen. Unfortunately, he finds himself ultimately hired as a corporate spy who passionately believes that God is a new surveillance satellite.

Groovy Hampers

An MI6 agent retired some years ago. During his career he was forced to impersonate his brother John, who was an old style Russian hardliner. 

A CIA agent, exposing the murder of an activated sleeper agent, has had war poetry published on line and recently enabled the theft of several nuclear missiles.

Derek Dawson, John's handsome young son, decides to get a real estate license and start a new career. The new job challenges him in ways he could never have imagined!

I Cannot Bear to see Justin Bieber in Overalls

The sexual embraces of an orphaned girl and teenage Christian hiding in the forest may not be as easy to abandon as our private spirituality. With help from two former Polish soldiers, they thrive. It is the 1940s. Yet intuitively, we sense there are bewildering wartime experiences, an interplay between shocking sexuality and the human person.

Who Yelled at this Scarf?

Through his work in the objectification of passion and pleasure, Ricky filled the balmy city with laughter and hot burning sex. He had always been drastically beautiful, unexpectedly biking along the river. He started running through Chicago. However, when he mentioned to people that he had a spontaneous attraction to college graduates, they asked for hours of steamy marathon sex.

The Binary Fortune

As a child, all I ever did was torment otherworldly beings. Scorned by superstitious tropical fish, I forced a courageous nun to battle witches in order to resurrect a crazed, sadistic gangster. 

Early Greeks identified a tiny planet with flying dragons and flies and a happy entity. A Faerie, a vampire or two, sucubi, dancing girls, concubines and slave girls... many creatures often find the experience of working with me to be somewhat silly... it's all about fun.

Chicken Wizard Gets Playful

In the winter of 1957, the lobster has been found crucified at the summer home of the frosty Ice Princess. In order to solve the crime, army ants must unravel a complex web involving Nazi collaboration, clerical abuse, and a glamorous Reiki Master. In the course of this investigation, their personal “baggage” falls behind, leading them to a passion for food and a deep desire to heal from the traumatic events of a magical expedition to discover French history, culture, and cuisine.

The Nasty Elf's Parade

The district attorney can actually smell the aroma of an intelligent doctor. He doesn’t like the judge's love life. These two dive head first into the cloudy smoke, sure that there is more than meets the eye in each tantalizing crime scene.

The judge is known for her stories and has become a problem-solving spiritual partner to the strong, decisive police officers who she appreciates very much. She lives in West Palm Beach, Florida and is suspicious all the time.

Assaulted in the Porcelain Lung

A retired school secretary meets the people interested in Egypt or Cleopatra. 

There has never been a time when a cotton farmer who failed to massage women became a successful mayor. 

The right fragrance can make a virgin paint a vivid picture of an alter boy in Albuquerque, New Mexico. 

Meet the people who dream of an uncomplicated spiritual union between two people and a pig.

I Like a Duster on a Gentleman

Reshape your life by reaching out to the youngest writer given the chance to experience fears. Since women often can’t experience manufacturing sensually provocative sentiments, men could, should and would create and build machines to moments that are bland. Too often, females need someone to be a catalyst for ridicule.

Whiskey Dragon Trying to Vote

Troubled by her past, Melissa is struggling to gain sexual and sensual knowledge in a way that is both magical and heartwarming. An unfortunate incident happened, and important people who made a difference to the world trained snakes.

I have a piece of art on permanent display in the high school where I graduated.

Strategies for Absorbency

Jeanette fondly looks back on the years when the dead poltergeists came to rural Alabama. Ever since the traumatic death of her neighbor’s horses, she is frequently summoned to own a few acres of land and become engulfed in things that aren't really there. However, she toils alongside strange and unnatural things, praying to the television screen for a tiny dark God. Meanwhile, the ghost of the farmer’s wife’s little sister held fast to her dreams of someday opening her own business.

Combat Arenas in the Clinic

A fisherman, a hunter and a horseman went to the morgue to become involved in an international drug and jewel smuggling ring.

Rushing down the three flights of stairs two at a time, the ER nurse discovered the gutless bodies of the three people. Rushing into the room, the local police observed the ER nurse wailing and crying. There was a big male lying on a bed of fog.

The trauma resident surprisingly seemed to be gone along with the jewels! His brother has beaten him, or so it was said, because he had taken his records.

Excellent Comedy by Thomas Middleditch, Who You Have Forgotten About

Brooklyn boy has no idea that he will experience growing. The family matriarch bounces on his father’s stomach and embarks on a memorable happiness. His father suddenly loses his adulthood. He soon discovers he is responsible for chaos, making a promise to his Puerto Rican classmate to survive his mother’s deterioration. Brooklyn boy disrupts the desertion of their summer home.

The Ideal Particulate

Garth asked a sleeping demon to climb down from the murdered father’s face. Garth joined him. They couldn’t go to the carnival. A car moved. They looked around, through tears, trying to come up with a story so the police couldn’t rearrange their minds.

The Energy of a Collie

In a humorous fashion, human housemates Tony and Misty become amateur detectives who are unfriendly and downright mean. They travel extensively and that turns out to be a hot mess. 

Neither of them realize that the fine cameraman who is an excellent piece of eye candy has printed several hardcover scrapbooks for family and friends.

Slippery Orange in Taylor Swift's Purse

Crystal, the skilled photographer, boldly declares social and religious opinions. Tied to the roof of the car, she has enjoyed pastel portraits and oil paintings. She won a turkey drawing contest. Originally, her daughter Hayley submitted to the Siamese cat named Sammy, who is usually gloomy and sad. Sammy’s little sister Lacy wakes up uncontrollable. She laughs so hard that she is harnessed to a sled.

Shadow of a Weiner

The killer’s dinner had to be beautiful. A Vietnam veteran, he has a ball of baffling pain and beautiful horses. He hadn’t heard from his three pure orange grandchildren, his eerie cat, or his voluptuous building super in several days.

Although this is his first premonition of military victims, he would have his dinner one day soon. He is planning a night of nude prowling. Several local physicians would soon find themselves involved in the craft of woodworking.

Ginger and Poop

A handsome tourist with medical training is preying on people living in the caribbean paradise of Metro Atlanta. Brent tantalizes the captives by lying. Brent’s mind has been polluted by cartoons and illustrations and his experiences of being murdered in the beach town of Boca Chica. A literary genius hiding a secret misconception about being a criminal. To his credit, he reaches out to the roughest but most ambitious one armed traveler current in today’s use of slang and hip dialogue.

Exit Stabs

As the hectic world suffered, notorious gangsters provided a protective shell of everyday corruption. As they got older they ended up in a Spanish Primary school and died. Then they created many traumatized shadows. There was nobody left in the village called Kintbury. Their best friends' hobbies and interests include greeting Her Majesty the Queen whenever she noticed their weakened, quivering roommates.

Skank's Evacuation

I was the first policeman who is also a playwright having written, among other plays, two plays about a nostalgic trip on an old train. Over a paella and a glass of Rioja, I prevent the cats from sleeping. 

Dealing with the challenges of eating is not so easy. One challenge after another seems to prevent me from discussing a recent burglary.  The cats will be guilty of nefarious murders.

Whizzers and Brass Buckets

People who experience interesting and exciting encounters are often scrutinized and called grayish creatures. I can recall high school, where a little boy named Charles and the alien learned to write poetry. Clowns exterminate the enemies of alien existence, blighted by hostility and lies. Scientists are quite in the dark about their origin.

A Southerner's Oral Secretions

Glittering Fistula

There's a grandeur in our twisted romance, a doomed glamour. You slap my face and spit in my food. I invent florid insults, precisely engineered to dig into your deepest anxieties. In our ruin, we dance around each other, blades in our quivering fists, fingers clenched so tightly that their very tissues have merged and hardened. Occasionally, we blindly manage to make contact, slicing.

Years hence, when we have fallen to the ground and lost our eyes and tongues and the vital essence in each of us has leaked out and commingled in the parched soil, our final resting place will be marked by a wretched tree. 

Our flesh freed from the disintegrated muscle and bone dust inside, we will be found by a curious wanderer who will mistake our flesh for an ancient scroll, our lacerations as a story written the glyphs of a lost language.

Mike Lindell's Burlap Prophylactic

The people have been interested in fantasy and intricate xenophobia. Of all their questions, the main one is what will happen when humans on the other side of the galaxy will be swept away by their own disobedience. When I was growing up in St. Croix, U. S. Virgin Islands, I heard several stories about the little creatures called liars.

Dip Spikes

William Shakespeare may well have been the first person to steal the power of the dragon disguised as a man who is impossible to trust. With the help of a river witch named Deirdre, he plagued the sorcerers in Alabama and in Utah, where the banshee assassinated a bibliophile.

An Exultation of Property

A dangerous animal who is in the garden pond turns himself purple. Though he causes her no end of problems and embarrassment, the mistress is not quite willing to wear a muzzle.

A talented footballer steals special chocolates and baby teeth. He looks adorable but he has his own special way of injuring himself with dripping paint. He eats Bank Robbers!

The Flaky Macho Guy Cruises

Caboodle, the big poodle, wants nothing from a new family but to be transported through a door between worlds as her sexual desires take control of her life. A Texas girl at heart, he is approached by a secret husband and finds herself caught in the middle of strife within the Society of Children’s Book Writers. She is forced to adopt a man who will show her pleasures she never imagined and who wants to live a normal life with several adopted animals. Tonight she will experience surprising rewards.

Sauce of Aura

My town is a friendly place. I get food and a lot of positive physical contact. A lady at the auto body shop says my hair is like oily feathers. A tree surgeon says I have healthy phloem and won't explain exactly what he means by that.

A puckered old gentleman calls me "sweet ham" and says that when he's agitated, he soothes himself by imagining my pillowy skin pierced by something sharp and oozing sweet tar. My little body in its current swollen and moistened form delights people.

Microsuede Reptile and Immersion into Senility

I danced with father and mother until I drowned. My breathing time behind me, I became stronger, with good claws to mutilate the Earth and fashion a fine underground lair.

I shelter my morality and language here to make school lose its musk. What you may see is just what it is, am excellent buried pickup truck cell.

When doctor fell asleep on me I was only a nude guy without a single pixel of clothing to my name. I lashed myself to him and eventually our similar penises fused umbilically.

Moving and speaking spiky ivy grows thick behind the lab. We have an entirely valid relationship as a single consolidated person.

At yellow creek, the nudes we sell to cruel guys in prehistoric blazers give us a sense of bravado. Their purchases earn them points which they can redeem for music or cash.

Cephalic Embrace

In the mask they offered us a chance to resign. I've never eaten and I was inclined to accept the offer. So I did.

Next, I bought a large bag of drugs from my former step-father (as an aside, I wish there was a less awkward way to refer to a step-father your proud and willful mother divorced). It was time to make plans for oblivion.

The orcs on their leashes at the leg meat cafe sounded like mesh rash, their friendship dissected and laid out like items on deep discount. Jean said she would have to edit our green simulations of ecstasy. I concurred.

Still, I wait

I Hear the Faucet Song

My family lived for corrugated lipids and weak gelatin. We awakened to the inhospitable presence of medicine, one by one until we each possessed our own distinct odor.

Eventually the worship ritual felt rather self-reflexive, a form of respect paid to the memory of a permanent flattery rather than to the horror of inertia.

None of these Hams are Fine

Crispy golf lady feeds lip noodles through a surprisingly bouyant plastic appliance that turns them into moist wads. Lip meat makes great jewelry for a stranger's husband or, if it's mushed together into a large enough lump and bronzed, a unique paperweight.

When she finishes the wads she tosses the appliance into a water hazard and indeed it floats.

Hamper on the Deck

Spirited, frisky, flirty, and polished to a blinding sheen, this is my mother. My mother! She pounds on her kettle with a heavy oblong utensil, her hands stained black with soot from the fire she pulled it from.

I am punctured by the ancient island spirit as the miniscule orbs in my blood swell and vibrate and the sound attracts someone: my father. My father!

He extracts a gleaming silver needle from his fake hollow ass cheek and uses it to write music notation on my chest. A super football jock but also a nerd, he possesses the harsh guttural voice of a sulphur stork.

Her Adhesion and Ours

Brave undressed people in sealed bags flit around wetlands eating eyes. They experience a eureka moment when they pick up a few knotted ornaments in the puddles. When they toss these things they found into the proper receptacle, they hear a sexy kind of guitar sound, like damaging cosmic radiation.

Now scientists say the people could have been behind a vast array of colourful atmospheric changes.

Won't Wish for a Block Patty

Lose the buff lady pants and then we will talk. Drop that huffy huff persona if u want to be my perfect friend. I can see ur smashed up soul gas inside ur skull pockets and I actually do like what it looks like but unless u stop behaving like a little bit of a weird worm I don't even think I'll bother doing the thing I wanna do.

I would take a big pump and suck the soul gas from ur bony globe and huff it into my lungs to feel the prickly purchase of ur ghost mouth inside me. U can't probably figure out how to escape my organs.

Tilt Away From the Blade

Yoga legs stacked too tall wobble and hum across from the municipal complex. Threatened, strawberry jam guys lope in the new medieval fashion. Potential coital participants color themselves duly impressed.

A flat gray guy from Boise grips tight the loosely baroque garments his charming papa brought back from a land full of spirit orbs. Stripped and sandblasted bone leg men smear squished lipstick on their lovely bods until they are allowed to do the City Squid Dance. 

A disaster inside the municipal complex interrupts the good times and behind their masks the goofy guys trickle.

Cure Your Garments

As soon as father dies, we will gather with the rest of our seven siblings to perform a song he wrote. None of us has the complete musical notation, only fragments sealed in coded cylinders held as pendants on our chests. 

The lyrics will be conveyed during the reading of the last will and testament. The lawyer, a kind-eyed woman of Portuguese descent with a taste for leather and gleaming hubcaps, will mostly not cry during the affair. The throbby luminance of a bleeding plastic gum steak will finally meet us, eye to eye and reeking of hubris. 

The Backwards Nozzle

Guilty of craven acts of servile leisure, I reduce myself to a sickly cream. A bruise on my hot curvy ass reminds me of a cranky lover. And a swirling cursive name on one of my juicy natural titties reminds me of the kindness of kinfolk.

I find myself a new name. Now something in me trembles. I am literally foam. 

Six Hissy Fits Before the Soap Release

Gush and fume in a drawer. 

Hunt for a few bronze wafers in a long silent romance. 

When the charred hair whispers, slip away from your relations and teach yourself fake spells from a self-published fantasy novel. 

Then soak your own brain in ostrich egg albumen and watch your black eyelids flutter to the carerra marble countertop in this contemporary kitchen.

Clustered Dashboards

Striped papers indicate a habitual grip on actual pathogens. Stinking oily banisters indicate a cessation of fabric mergers. Everything else is quite simply, prismatic metallurgy.

Free and twitching, my inheritance is slipping between some other guys lips.

Mesh Prep Liquors

Ochre fingers ask what the humming dials of the garment containment unit indicate. Their peculiarities hold us rapt.

Plucked like dripping cuffs of blossom tops or unintended corduroy spikes, the therapist, his spouse, and their lusty interlocutor surround themselves and each other with loose fumes.

Loose fumes asking for words and words evaporating in the miniature cavity. Not stopping anytime soon, I'm afraid.

Agreed on Fluorescence

Father reconstructed the conical structure, complete with the jaw-shaped indentation in the floor. Basically he remembered all of the features and created it in a fashion that we feel possesses some measure of fidelity. His resources are considerable so it's not surprising, what he's done. I guess that pretty much the way we justify our endorsement is that we respect hard work and the will to complete a complicated task.

The ultimate tribute will be a book of high-resolution photography. Exterior, interior, schematic diagrams: all celebrating in sensual colour the nature of the conical structure that both terrorizes and comforts us. The surprising hexagonal tiles, the fish scales hung on minute threads of equine follicles, the thing with the mammal inside. All of this adds up to a portrait of a man seen through a mirrored funnel. Occasionally cannibalistic, the gathered siblings compliment each other in earthy pastels.

Clawed Eclairs

There's a net made of guitar strings in the yard. There's a lot of bent staples that were pulled out of some city reports. There's also a bogus book of sheet music that isn't an heirloom. In blue phones, eyes closed, I can actually feel the hair getting longer in my face.

PHP Pointers at Hardee's

Wobbly on desiccated legs, a proud father of three dictates his grocery list on the grand veranda. Potted trees hung with opals - the most magnificent any of us has ever seen - rotate on unseen mechanisms behind him. Occasionally a child throws a bushy little mitten or decorative writing instrument over the edge, and it falls into the mostly ineffectual moat below.

Fiddlers and trumpeters recline on salvaged comforters on the lawn, awaiting their moment to raise a joyous noise. Wistful in poultry waste, a music expert balances on a sycamore log, forming a capital G with her beastly body.

Interior Wand

The young women next door communicate with each other by way of rocks, painted with intricate patterns and left in designated locations in the yard. I have discovered that the content of the messages is determined by a number of factors, including the colors and shaped used in the pattern, location in the yard, orientation of the rock, size of the rock (ranging from the size of a plum to the size of a grapefruit), and taxonomic identity of the rock. 

My efforts to decode the messages these clever young women leave each other have been fruitless. I applaud their ingenuity but gravely fear the intent of their clandestine communiques: too often, I have observed, such extreme measures are only used by the most nefarious individuals!

The Best Socket

We have been commanded to make a specific soup recipe, a flat soup with caustic fibers suspended in a brash peppered broth, topped with a mixed-starch crust.

When I say "commanded," I do not mean that some fickle Earthly authority has issued a painfully-worded dictum from the musty den of a tiresome bureaucrat; no, this command comes from that great ineffable presence we all are subject to, and whose presence you yourself may have grown increasingly aware of in the months since inauguration.

The soup is offensive to all but the most finely-honed palates, and I am personally honored to be among its most vociferous proponents. Sir, will you crack the crust with your preferred oblong utensil and verbally communicate your reaction?

We Hung the Dinosaur

Cantankerous, the author must attend church. His lapis lazuli finery and porridge-colored briefs are admired by 33% of the parishioners. The other 67% feel threatened by him, so they pack heat in the form of really good and powerful handguns. 

Fruit and free chewing gum fills the collar of the grunting book writing guy in the back pew (stained as it is with greasy exhalations of five decades' worth of Christian rectums). But when the bad kids come around they get their fruit and gum. Because two thirds of the congregants value their childrens' pleasure, they refrain from shooting the novelist in the face, thighs, breast, and wormy dick.

Trouble with the Thick Stencil

My pet, on the end of the waxed rope, a heavy head like fly agaric, deposits scraps of itself along the scarred walk. Occasionally a business owner or driver attempts and fails to guess the pet's name.

Along the canal, abandoned toys prove to be an alluring prospect for the pet, and more than several times I'm forced to wrestle a worthless thing from its mouth. 

I throw it hard into the water and they are carried slowly down stream. They pass the cannery and metallurgical academy. They pass the fictional mausoleum. Eventually, inevitably, they're pulled into the eddy and pile up under the scenic overlook where estranged families attempt and fail, usually, to reconcile.

O! Off Their Moult!

Family means writing and rewriting the rules for cooperative sports and playing word games until the distant scent of the beach seduces the elders. I thank God for hobbies: climbing a lot, tumbling by myself, coming repeatedly for the perfect man. Why doesn’t he love me?

Anthony is ready to bring girls to Chicago, letting me live in their world. Letting me notify God of my new arrangement. Letting me play alone in the garage. Anthony is on God’s phone.

I can't see the cat in my mind these days. There was a blue sheen to its fur that seemed possible, if one had the privilege of ecstatic product.