A Cordial Welcome

Cosmik Wolfpack is a playground and laboratory for flash-formed poetry and nanofiction written by The Debtor, a white cisgender male and citizen of the United States.

If you have something to say to the author, send it to cosmikwolfpack at gmail dot com.

9.29.2022

Gulf of My Lionization

Ed formed an advisory committee. Because of his cyberart, Ed’s wilder side has developed. Along the way, his grandpa treated us to either tobacco or alcohol. For 45 years, Seattle Mayor Norman B. Rice treated homeless artists to over 700 eggs. Please watch for a number of elegant scarabs who painted with oils, acrylics, pastels and watercolor!

9.22.2022

Pay Bump for Daddy Snickers

Cassius was trained to hide his beautiful dinner. As a young adult he decided to become a murderer. While at a bank he finds a hood and cloak. He hears about the circus and finds a friend who is a part of the adult beverage industry. He asks her aid him in covering his testicles.

9.15.2022

Bland Wicker Aching

Men have learned to activate desire, specializing in frenzied struggling. Millions of screwed-up men value being suffocated by a woman and her only child. A haunted former history teacher and a licensed marriage and family therapist must stay alive long enough to become healthier sexual beings. Uncovering a plot to murder a graduate of the University of Northern Colorado, they won't be able to save their ten year old son from the clutches of pure evil. It's not too late to understand their loss of mental health.

9.08.2022

Flavor Tripping Protein Balls

What would you do if you were fighting for girlfriends? For one woman, an overwhelmingly insignificant face is too much for one person to handle alone. She’s currently going to school to learn how to withstand the pain of a small town in New England. Such an amazing concept!

9.01.2022

Congested and Stimulating

I was just messing around with my noodles. An old man tipped his imaginary hat to me in the cafeteria.

We both had cake. I saw so much artwork. I used to think school was like prison but at least in prison they let you smoke weed and shitpost.