A Cordial Welcome

Cosmik Wolfpack is a playground and laboratory for flash-formed poetry and nanofiction written by The Debtor, a white cisgender male and citizen of the United States.

If you have something to say to the author, send it to cosmikwolfpack at gmail dot com.

12.29.2022

Blemishes on the Yacht Crapper

Over a year ago, Cameron began commenting about different activities he would like to do with an administrative assistant. After talking about what he was imagining, Donna and Cameron prey on unsuspecting merchants. Cameron no longer belongs in their world. After finding his sister, Katrine, he realizes that he has found peace by living in the midst of a raucous mining camp filled with gold-hungry Swedes. Cameron's spirit helper tells him marry the ranch-hand girl. Donna wrestles his father.

There is one problem: a dancehall lady’s renewed interest in a brutal revenge.

12.22.2022

Jonathan Frakes in Colorado

Tory, a young high school girl who is faced with a magical incantation that makes her cousin enjoy bullying a person, shatters a magical blue ring. It was a joy to break jewelry that protected the school. Imagine if you had a piece of a person. Tory’s cousin is determined to give Tory the opportunity to finally share misery.

12.15.2022

Kneecaps of Racist Guys

Susanne hopes children will live on American farms. She also enjoys a paintball game. With her husband Harry, she has to find the gifts the King offers. She has also had a good time in my hometown. Most of my experiences were a tragedy. I was assaulted by three men and a woman, for no apparent reason. I hope Susanne partners up with the dope peddlers.

12.08.2022

The Paved Driveway

A cardiac surgeon has a nightmarish encounter with an antique radio. A lonely woman finds her husband at a charity benefit in southeastern Wisconsin. Friends plan a menacing encounter with a mysterious laborer. A father teaches his son an all-consuming lesson on the horrific consequences of dancing. Would you give everything for a magical summer?

12.01.2022

Find the Dizziness Hoopz

While she pursues the American dream, a successful Real Estate Broker with an overprotective father secretly extracts strains of DNA from disabled puppies. She has conducted extensive research on internet relationships.

After leaving Philadelphia for Las Vegas, she starts over as a bartender in a bust-out bar, working and partying with members of law enforcement.

A sexy interloper must team up with old-fashioned Albuquerque detective to belt out a melody about his experience growing up in the spotlight.

11.29.2022

Put in a Crate by Uma Thurman's Uncle!

Although very popular with his quiet neighbors, the powerful unseen son of irascible Irish-American gangsters devotes his energy to the lonely depths of legitimate business. Within the inner city, his streetwise eccentric wife poetically and savagely struggles to be forgotten. This surreal and macabre business forces assorted mob cronies to have a unique and jovial disposition about life.

11.22.2022

Well Over a Dozen Lubricated Planks

Strange beasties tossing rocks at the citizens and leaders of a coastal community literally created a disease. The world must now turn to the elderly. A blogger, writer and former talk radio show host and radio producer is not going to be helping. Some say it is a purge against the internet. Seniors are now in fear. I have done well.

11.15.2022

Definitely Incorrect

Jack, perceived as culturally and politically backwards, hates killers. However, he is also a former flight instructor. The 25 year old woman quickly attempts a daring homicide but the brass replica of a dead body remains intact. Growing up in the shadows, she had ostracized two local lawless and drunken genealogists who were fortunate enough to spend a sizeable amount of time in the wilderness.

11.08.2022

Golden Grandfather’s Pigs

Look for more friends in the park where you are aspiring to ride a Hoverboard. It seems that children are incomplete without emotions and experiences; I want children to see artwork and jewels. Growing up surrounded by a symbolic ocean of wrecked love, teenagers haunted by the 2020 pandemic are bequeathed a history of rural confinement.

11.01.2022

The Beige Diamond

Once again Fred finds himself in the National Arts Centre in Ottawa. To no one’s surprise, he fits right in. The children love him as he changes into many different costumes.

Fred and his friends outsmart troublesome characters. Fred, who has deciphered an old manuscript describing the thrill of successful fly fishing for the majestic Steelhead, got the best gift in the whole wide world from his parents, a spaceship bed. 

10.29.2022

You Have Loyalty to Acceptable Video

The specter emerges. If elected president, it will refrain from hurting the Netherlands-based Serbian mafia.

Slowly but surely, the orderliness of democracy slowly ebbed away because it was disgusting.

The other reason was that a bouncer in Szeged became fed up and had to leave the gang.

10.22.2022

Quite a Huge Lamp

It is September 1939, New Zealand. In mountain streams and rivers, two loved ones experience the challenges of a passionate night. Memories of this war gather in their dreams in the midst of the wonder of death.

10.15.2022

A Sterile Bough for the Horniness

I had to learn to accept a few computer programs. I struggled to see a backpack. I had imagined a little poetry instead of some music and pictures. Several of these poems were internal and external comments on the many posiitive changes that have taken place in human resource management.

10.08.2022

The Morning of Health

Group dynamics are three-dimensional, cohesive, and explosive. Corporate, university, and government leaders engage in the fine art of debate, and learn to develop innovative solutions to build pyramids unlike anything that you have ever seen. They are also practical and important. For consistent success, companies ranging from the Fortune 500 to venture-backed startups create homeless artists.

10.01.2022

Accept the Unreasonable Hospitality

We don't fully understand you, but believe you could teach our father a thing or two. He actively dislikes doctors, vintage timepieces, and floral tunics. We have deeply imagined his life had he loved during Bible Times. Mad with hunger, he would have marauded with dangerous packs of perverts over the Galilean countryside.

Spells are conjured and lives are lost as we drive to the ocean to watch the sunset.

9.29.2022

Gulf of My Lionization

Ed formed an advisory committee. Because of his cyberart, Ed’s wilder side has developed. Along the way, his grandpa treated us to either tobacco or alcohol. For 45 years, Seattle Mayor Norman B. Rice treated homeless artists to over 700 eggs. Please watch for a number of elegant scarabs who painted with oils, acrylics, pastels and watercolor!

9.22.2022

Pay Bump for Daddy Snickers

Cassius was trained to hide his beautiful dinner. As a young adult he decided to become a murderer. While at a bank he finds a hood and cloak. He hears about the circus and finds a friend who is a part of the adult beverage industry. He asks her aid him in covering his testicles.

9.15.2022

Bland Wicker Aching

Men have learned to activate desire, specializing in frenzied struggling. Millions of screwed-up men value being suffocated by a woman and her only child. A haunted former history teacher and a licensed marriage and family therapist must stay alive long enough to become healthier sexual beings. Uncovering a plot to murder a graduate of the University of Northern Colorado, they won't be able to save their ten year old son from the clutches of pure evil. It's not too late to understand their loss of mental health.

9.08.2022

Flavor Tripping Protein Balls

What would you do if you were fighting for girlfriends? For one woman, an overwhelmingly insignificant face is too much for one person to handle alone. She’s currently going to school to learn how to withstand the pain of a small town in New England. Such an amazing concept!

9.01.2022

Congested and Stimulating

I was just messing around with my noodles. An old man tipped his imaginary hat to me in the cafeteria.

We both had cake. I saw so much artwork. I used to think school was like prison but at least in prison they let you smoke weed and shitpost.

8.29.2022

A Bitter Symbiosis

Low-self esteem is happening in our community every day. Despite the fact that adoptive parents prevent you and your family from becoming more difficult, our children have full access to your happiness. Unfortunately, deception is compounded as everyone must face the consequences of abandoning humorous situations. Since we are all living longer, it is up to us to enjoy being amusing.

8.22.2022

The Joy Hammer

The wonderful imagination of a hard worker with a Bachelor's degree in Business looks different and weird. Take an adventure into the minds of the infants who protect his girlfriend. Let’s start uniting and stop the children from the abyss. We’re hoping to bring love back into a box on the doorstep.

8.15.2022

Cocktails in Maui

Beverly told Jill to start her own law firm. Then Joanna led her into numerous personal relationships because of her basic athletic ability. Diane found four boys and two girls on the golf course. They were surprised to hold a special place in her memories. However, her introduction to the struggling ladies' underhanded business tactics helped her regain purpose, strength and identity.

8.08.2022

The Elegance of Trepanation

Many millennia ago, the Easter Bunny spent most of his youth mastering his body through martial arts and getting laid. Blessed to know the truth, he celebrated the lives of many prominent software and writing consultants. Behind our reality's veil is a solitude, a higher narrative that has been shared with a master of competitive sports. Saint Nick and Pinocchio are not aware of the peaceful serenity of Hell.

8.01.2022

Garden Elaboration

Need to move. Been in too many fights in this neighborhood. My brother said I’m looking more like a Yakuza member by the day. I have skin texture.

I cannot believe how young these COVID patients are. I think I will cut off all my hair tonight and then simply go to bed.


7.29.2022

Flagged by the Drippy Droop

Lisa knows the hard horse. She became a triumphant girl who produced an injured concern that motivated many little horses. This is one of countless heart warming horse stories.

7.22.2022

Poisoning a Drill Suit

Breaking thru the bricks he finds a tiger on the chair and his father hiding behind the drums. He was tired of the ceiling. The sound of a basement disappears and he exists.

7.15.2022

Plungered in the Cheek

Commonsense prevailed when Frank, distorted and ancient, enjoyed photographing enchanting old friends. He likes to think that his habit of lurking behind the laboratory on the island is evidence that the children have disappeared.

In 1985 Frank encouraged his sinister wife and two sons to consider threatening a man with a speed boat. However, a weird woman and even weirder kids chased them in a peculiar flying machine.

7.08.2022

Pitted Chitin and Shredded Keratin

Victor, recently dramatic, must break all ties with the two twelve year old boys who have been running errands for three young Portuguese peasant children. Immediately after the two twelve year old boys appear, our young Sicilian protagonist decides what to do: Victor takes the first steps toward earning money for nurturing boys and young men with violent environmental music.

7.01.2022

If He Opens His Eyes, He Will Flirt

The quest to destroy evil begins. A book-loving bureaucrat becomes a middle-aged motorcycle-riding knight. His idealism affects everyone he meets, especially Santa Claus, who is purple. He has a strong interest in history, philosophy, aikido, and random, unexplainable murders.

In a perfect world, everyone would receive a horribly devastating weapon.

6.29.2022

Ten Tips for Expert Hackers

Pinkey and Suzie will make you replace all the blood, challenging bad guys to cry in the madness of fantasy. Or is it the fantasy of madness? If Pinkey is able to become very angry with Suzie, the proud father will have to survive rough ordeals. The madness will take it to a whole different level. Shitty characters have to show strength and, most of all, become something emotional.

6.22.2022

The Hill of the Infiltration

With the help of his neighborhood friends and family, Russell discovers there is more cocaine in the second largest café in Leicestershire, UK. This left an indelible impression. He has been on radio. He is shocked when a campus queen who knows how to turn into a librarian assaults him. Then comes Isabella, unique voice in the field of Project Management. She is in love with all things horses, especially her very own pony. She wants to submit to the ghost from his past!

6.15.2022

A Hollow Escort

Our God is so very good to give us destitute color. Our arms, legs, and sensory organs are so very much fun! Sasquatches are really festive. They slowly realize that they have to lead the boys and their friends on a very strange journey. 

Many heroic alien and dragon trainers grew up with music and art. My siblings and I also spoke Irish and learnt all about cracks in space and time. Could intelligent life forms be harassed by an unseen entity that is determined to live in Snellville, Georgia with my wife?

6.08.2022

Extremely Interesting Frozen Malware Situation

Lucifer finds himself racing through a complicated piece of machinery created and operated by one dog. This is his fourth effort to uncover the valuable information that Thor encourages God’s followers to carefully examine. One person that finds Satan’s ineptness secretly spiritual is Billy, father of four and grandfather to thirteen. Unfortunately, he finds himself ultimately hired as a corporate spy who passionately believes that God is a new surveillance satellite.

6.01.2022

Groovy Hampers

An MI6 agent retired some years ago. During his career he was forced to impersonate his brother John, who was an old style Russian hardliner. 

A CIA agent, exposing the murder of an activated sleeper agent, has had war poetry published on line and recently enabled the theft of several nuclear missiles.

Derek Dawson, John's handsome young son, decides to get a real estate license and start a new career. The new job challenges him in ways he could never have imagined!

5.29.2022

I Cannot Bear to see Justin Bieber in Overalls

The sexual embraces of an orphaned girl and teenage Christian hiding in the forest may not be as easy to abandon as our private spirituality. With help from two former Polish soldiers, they thrive. It is the 1940s. Yet intuitively, we sense there are bewildering wartime experiences, an interplay between shocking sexuality and the human person.

5.22.2022

Who Yelled at this Scarf?

Through his work in the objectification of passion and pleasure, Ricky filled the balmy city with laughter and hot burning sex. He had always been drastically beautiful, unexpectedly biking along the river. He started running through Chicago. However, when he mentioned to people that he had a spontaneous attraction to college graduates, they asked for hours of steamy marathon sex.

5.15.2022

The Binary Fortune

As a child, all I ever did was torment otherworldly beings. Scorned by superstitious tropical fish, I forced a courageous nun to battle witches in order to resurrect a crazed, sadistic gangster. 

Early Greeks identified a tiny planet with flying dragons and flies and a happy entity. A Faerie, a vampire or two, sucubi, dancing girls, concubines and slave girls... many creatures often find the experience of working with me to be somewhat silly... it's all about fun.

5.08.2022

Chicken Wizard Gets Playful

In the winter of 1957, the lobster has been found crucified at the summer home of the frosty Ice Princess. In order to solve the crime, army ants must unravel a complex web involving Nazi collaboration, clerical abuse, and a glamorous Reiki Master. In the course of this investigation, their personal “baggage” falls behind, leading them to a passion for food and a deep desire to heal from the traumatic events of a magical expedition to discover French history, culture, and cuisine.

5.01.2022

The Nasty Elf's Parade

The district attorney can actually smell the aroma of an intelligent doctor. He doesn’t like the judge's love life. These two dive head first into the cloudy smoke, sure that there is more than meets the eye in each tantalizing crime scene.

The judge is known for her stories and has become a problem-solving spiritual partner to the strong, decisive police officers who she appreciates very much. She lives in West Palm Beach, Florida and is suspicious all the time.

4.29.2022

Assaulted in the Porcelain Lung

A retired school secretary meets the people interested in Egypt or Cleopatra. 

There has never been a time when a cotton farmer who failed to massage women became a successful mayor. 

The right fragrance can make a virgin paint a vivid picture of an alter boy in Albuquerque, New Mexico. 

Meet the people who dream of an uncomplicated spiritual union between two people and a pig.

4.22.2022

I Like a Duster on a Gentleman

Reshape your life by reaching out to the youngest writer given the chance to experience fears. Since women often can’t experience manufacturing sensually provocative sentiments, men could, should and would create and build machines to moments that are bland. Too often, females need someone to be a catalyst for ridicule.

4.15.2022

Whiskey Dragon Trying to Vote

Troubled by her past, Melissa is struggling to gain sexual and sensual knowledge in a way that is both magical and heartwarming. An unfortunate incident happened, and important people who made a difference to the world trained snakes.

I have a piece of art on permanent display in the high school where I graduated.

4.08.2022

Strategies for Absorbency

Jeanette fondly looks back on the years when the dead poltergeists came to rural Alabama. Ever since the traumatic death of her neighbor’s horses, she is frequently summoned to own a few acres of land and become engulfed in things that aren't really there. However, she toils alongside strange and unnatural things, praying to the television screen for a tiny dark God. Meanwhile, the ghost of the farmer’s wife’s little sister held fast to her dreams of someday opening her own business.

4.01.2022

Combat Arenas in the Clinic

A fisherman, a hunter and a horseman went to the morgue to become involved in an international drug and jewel smuggling ring.

Rushing down the three flights of stairs two at a time, the ER nurse discovered the gutless bodies of the three people. Rushing into the room, the local police observed the ER nurse wailing and crying. There was a big male lying on a bed of fog.

The trauma resident surprisingly seemed to be gone along with the jewels! His brother has beaten him, or so it was said, because he had taken his records.

3.29.2022

Excellent Comedy by Thomas Middleditch, Who You Have Forgotten About

Brooklyn boy has no idea that he will experience growing. The family matriarch bounces on his father’s stomach and embarks on a memorable happiness. His father suddenly loses his adulthood. He soon discovers he is responsible for chaos, making a promise to his Puerto Rican classmate to survive his mother’s deterioration. Brooklyn boy disrupts the desertion of their summer home.

3.22.2022

The Ideal Particulate

Garth asked a sleeping demon to climb down from the murdered father’s face. Garth joined him. They couldn’t go to the carnival. A car moved. They looked around, through tears, trying to come up with a story so the police couldn’t rearrange their minds.

3.15.2022

The Energy of a Collie

In a humorous fashion, human housemates Tony and Misty become amateur detectives who are unfriendly and downright mean. They travel extensively and that turns out to be a hot mess. 

Neither of them realize that the fine cameraman who is an excellent piece of eye candy has printed several hardcover scrapbooks for family and friends.

3.08.2022

Slippery Orange in Taylor Swift's Purse

Crystal, the skilled photographer, boldly declares social and religious opinions. Tied to the roof of the car, she has enjoyed pastel portraits and oil paintings. She won a turkey drawing contest. Originally, her daughter Hayley submitted to the Siamese cat named Sammy, who is usually gloomy and sad. Sammy’s little sister Lacy wakes up uncontrollable. She laughs so hard that she is harnessed to a sled.

3.01.2022

Shadow of a Weiner

The killer’s dinner had to be beautiful. A Vietnam veteran, he has a ball of baffling pain and beautiful horses. He hadn’t heard from his three pure orange grandchildren, his eerie cat, or his voluptuous building super in several days.

Although this is his first premonition of military victims, he would have his dinner one day soon. He is planning a night of nude prowling. Several local physicians would soon find themselves involved in the craft of woodworking.

2.28.2022

Ginger and Poop

A handsome tourist with medical training is preying on people living in the caribbean paradise of Metro Atlanta. Brent tantalizes the captives by lying. Brent’s mind has been polluted by cartoons and illustrations and his experiences of being murdered in the beach town of Boca Chica. A literary genius hiding a secret misconception about being a criminal. To his credit, he reaches out to the roughest but most ambitious one armed traveler current in today’s use of slang and hip dialogue.

2.22.2022

Exit Stabs

As the hectic world suffered, notorious gangsters provided a protective shell of everyday corruption. As they got older they ended up in a Spanish Primary school and died. Then they created many traumatized shadows. There was nobody left in the village called Kintbury. Their best friends' hobbies and interests include greeting Her Majesty the Queen whenever she noticed their weakened, quivering roommates.

2.15.2022

Skank's Evacuation

I was the first policeman who is also a playwright having written, among other plays, two plays about a nostalgic trip on an old train. Over a paella and a glass of Rioja, I prevent the cats from sleeping. 

Dealing with the challenges of eating is not so easy. One challenge after another seems to prevent me from discussing a recent burglary.  The cats will be guilty of nefarious murders.

2.08.2022

Whizzers and Brass Buckets

People who experience interesting and exciting encounters are often scrutinized and called grayish creatures. I can recall high school, where a little boy named Charles and the alien learned to write poetry. Clowns exterminate the enemies of alien existence, blighted by hostility and lies. Scientists are quite in the dark about their origin.

2.01.2022

Glittering Fistula

There's a grandeur in our twisted romance, a doomed glamour. You slap my face and spit in my food. I invent florid insults, precisely engineered to dig into your deepest anxieties. In our ruin, we dance around each other, blades in our quivering fists, fingers clenched so tightly that their very tissues have merged and hardened. Occasionally, we blindly manage to make contact, slicing.

Years hence, when we have fallen to the ground and lost our eyes and tongues and the vital essence in each of us has leaked out and commingled in the parched soil, our final resting place will be marked by a wretched tree. 

Our flesh freed from the disintegrated muscle and bone dust inside, we will be found by a curious wanderer who will mistake our flesh for an ancient scroll, our lacerations as a story written the glyphs of a lost language.

1.29.2022

Mike Lindell's Burlap Prophylactic

The people have been interested in fantasy and intricate xenophobia. Of all their questions, the main one is what will happen when humans on the other side of the galaxy will be swept away by their own disobedience. When I was growing up in St. Croix, U. S. Virgin Islands, I heard several stories about the little creatures called liars.

1.22.2022

Dip Spikes

William Shakespeare may well have been the first person to steal the power of the dragon disguised as a man who is impossible to trust. With the help of a river witch named Deirdre, he plagued the sorcerers in Alabama and in Utah, where the banshee assassinated a bibliophile.

1.15.2022

An Exultation of Property

A dangerous animal who is in the garden pond turns himself purple. Though he causes her no end of problems and embarrassment, the mistress is not quite willing to wear a muzzle.

A talented footballer steals special chocolates and baby teeth. He looks adorable but he has his own special way of injuring himself with dripping paint. He eats Bank Robbers!

1.08.2022

The Flaky Macho Guy Cruises

Caboodle, the big poodle, wants nothing from a new family but to be transported through a door between worlds as her sexual desires take control of her life. A Texas girl at heart, he is approached by a secret husband and finds herself caught in the middle of strife within the Society of Children’s Book Writers. She is forced to adopt a man who will show her pleasures she never imagined and who wants to live a normal life with several adopted animals. Tonight she will experience surprising rewards.

1.01.2022

Sauce of Aura

My town is a friendly place. I get food and a lot of positive physical contact. A lady at the auto body shop says my hair is like oily feathers. A tree surgeon says I have healthy phloem and won't explain exactly what he means by that.

A puckered old gentleman calls me "sweet ham" and says that when he's agitated, he soothes himself by imagining my pillowy skin pierced by something sharp and oozing sweet tar. My little body in its current swollen and moistened form delights people.