In the winter of 1957, the lobster has been found crucified at the summer home of the frosty Ice Princess. In order to solve the crime, army ants must unravel a complex web involving Nazi collaboration, clerical abuse, and a glamorous Reiki Master. In the course of this investigation, their personal “baggage” falls behind, leading them to a passion for food and a deep desire to heal from the traumatic events of a magical expedition to discover French history, culture, and cuisine.