A Cordial Welcome
Cosmik Wolfpack is a playground and laboratory for flash-formed poetry and nanofiction written by The Debtor, a white cisgender male and citizen of the United States.
If you have something to say to the author, send it to cosmikwolfpack at gmail dot com.
11.28.2020
A Shard of Nighttime Fantasy
11.27.2020
Noble Bone Rogue
11.26.2020
Somber Ranger
11.25.2020
Fringe Librarian
By day, she's an African taxi driver, a psychology graduate with a passion for womanizing. She never could have anticipated her circumscribed life and oppressive subconscious pleasures. By night, she's a hard-drinking Presbyterian minister with a fascinating way of creating self-destruction.
On this particular night, in a state of REM sleep, a timber wolf has the ability to transform herself into a young man who understands pleasures, but to enjoy those pleasures, he must face a real, live werewolf on the shore of Lake Theresa in west central Florida.
11.24.2020
House of Savage Death
11.23.2020
Eternal Wink
11.22.2020
Falling into a Particular Plan
Life seemed to open up at John Jay College of Criminal Justice; it clung to the senseless vacuum of his wacky nymphomaniac wife, who communicates with the spurned American manufacturing industrialist. Immediately after graduating, he exposes the eccentric behavior of the eternal baboons, who had a profound effect on their estranged daughter who held the fire.
Since the event, the actress and perceived gold-digger was counterproductive to a situation where the punk–rock groupie of Cuban and Colombian descent wants the money but has no idea what is expected of her horrified former lover.
11.21.2020
Pure Wicked Chancellor
11.20.2020
A Scorned Transmigration
The story is original and every bit as funny as the lives of the festering men who became hooked on crack.
Unfortunately, a female artist/serial killer who sparkles with meaningless beauty plays with a drab, bitter cheeseburger.
Though publicly her life is completely screwed, an ordinary woman who became hooked on crack and mayonnaise transforms herself from a vivacious lawyer into a small snake with the ghost of a cat in her bathroom. The master of the house was an enlightened immortal cockroach.
11.19.2020
Between Unholy Spaces
11.18.2020
Troll Sticks
11.17.2020
The Precedence of Hell
11.16.2020
Nine Daughters of God
11.15.2020
Impact Island
As a young boy, a grandfather evolved from the islanders maimed and killed by adults a well as children.
His journey takes him on an exciting and adventurous trip to Washington, Oregon, and California before relocating back to the corporate world. He is a proud member of the NRA and enjoys shooting thoroughbred racehorses.
As a father and grandfather, he struggled with the memories of some show tunes, which shows the importance of a passion for watching friends being adults.
11.14.2020
Hangin' Round the Sword
11.13.2020
Utopia Creek
Something unthinkable has happened in American culture. We live in a world of orchestrated professional business. Disgraced hordes of fertile men and women have risen up and killed a common man aspiring to design crimes against this democratic republic.
Decide for yourself to forge chaos and share DNA from Mom with a sophisticated stone-age family of industrious, creative citizens using their enormous wealth and wisdom to help make an evil government.
11.12.2020
Smug Pals
11.11.2020
The Tiger's Planet
The heroes, certain they will end up in harm’s way as giants bang, share their feelings. The villains have never been naked. With the bad guys near starvation, the giants terrorize a small city and listen to music.
King Skull never knew he had a nose. He is just an ordinary teenager led by pirates.
11.10.2020
Driving through Black Eagle's Hole
11.09.2020
Pickup Truck Pick Pocket
Tim has been found in his dilapidated pirate ship on a working farm in north central Indiana. He holds an old rusted jewel know only as Betty. He has taught several grimy misfits wood carving, clay sculpture and china painting.
A 16 year-old farm boy will cross swords with an evil dentist who is a seven-foot giant and ghost tour guide. Together they try to carry a man’s corpse in broad daylight. A county sheriff and an agent of the F.B.I. looked forward to seeing this hideous crime.
The artist and his puny partner seek the money, stolen paintings, and mind-boggling pirate endeavors. As a result, they perform at festivals, schools, reenactments and living history museum programs across the south.
11.08.2020
Vermilion Drifter
11.07.2020
The Prince's Wand of Adventure
11.06.2020
Spherical Grave Curse
11.05.2020
A Delightful Crucible
The author, an award-winning real estate salesman, who loves to survive during incredibly fascinating bedtime psychology, often wore dresses and underwear made from shirts. The oldest of seven children, the author married a radio broadcaster with two mules and a crude personal perspective. They slept behind the barn or under the topsoil. After the war, they were proud of their former marriages.
The author would offer romance in the mountains of East Tennessee and would welcome a delightful gift.
11.04.2020
The Most Sinister Day Ever
11.03.2020
Robber's Hat
11.02.2020
Surfing at Midnight
Bizarre, even obscene, deeds are considered to be permanently beautiful and inordinately ugly. A yuppie couple get meaningful messages on their weekend camping trip.
A young fashion model is generally considered to be an itinerant banjo player journeying through the unwinding labyrinths of the Deep South, depositing his seed into his awe-inspiring basement, blinded and quiet.
Boisterous and thunderous werewolves find an amoebic gift in Robinsville, Tennessee.
11.01.2020
Anointed for Certified Travails
A retired physician will rock an occasional funeral! Unfortunately for the good doctor, his wife will change radically, and can be penetrated by Satan’s black maelstrom of medicine. After thirty-odd years of anointed business, he was swept into a noisy biblical event. He still has his big flowers cooked in olive oil or flavored with paprika. Almost anything can arouse his amusing and nonviolent human mind.
Do you think that you are a little gray man in God’s very luxurious marketplace of unwanted ill-gotten gains?
10.31.2020
Curfew Dreams
10.30.2020
Peak of Hell
10.29.2020
Bog Figure
10.28.2020
The Bloodline What Came Next
10.27.2020
These Green Memories of a Voyage
10.26.2020
Warm Pegasus Tears
10.25.2020
A Forbidden Sin Secret
David invites you to enter a world where a powerful warrior has escaped the Psychiatric facility and unexpectedly finds himself torn between desire and apocalyptic paranormal romance.
David and his enemy's daughter have made alliances; post traumatic stress brought on by powerful and vengeful people in Wyoming is responsible for the greatest battle of their lives. Needing to get away from it all, David decides to sacrifice the love for the money.
He is a warrior to the very core of his being. He is a warrior in a loving and supportive home with parents that have always encouraged their children to be at war with sexy Vampires and Shape Shifters. He is a warrior in a psychiatric facility where cherished children have wild hearts that are amazing!
10.24.2020
The Brunette Outcast
Spiritual leaders all over the world are happy as can be with the ruler of mankind. Things aren’t always what they seem, and when demons in love with an unforgettable lover, Marvin, come back to Seattle, Washington, Satan changes for better.
A loner, Satan can finally smile now, live happy, and destroy the world of dark entities. But all good things go bad when something as alluring and deadly as fantasy mixed with reality becomes ravaged by abusive leaders intent on empowering the dream to live in Canada.
10.23.2020
After the Soul Storm
Tom helps uncover an extraordinary massive roiling storm that helps organizations develop innovative web and business strategies. The great ponderous devastation ultimately compels the fundamentalist Christian to a disquieting servitude that is much worse than retirement.
Behind them, before them, to both sides, an increasingly disturbing and reality-bending source of goodness retains possession of the scientists. Jess nears college graduation and the humans could not see the conservative drug-selling gang member.
10.22.2020
Vampire Spook House
10.21.2020
Hot Dark Legends
10.20.2020
The Mighty Sparrow's War
10.19.2020
A Tribute to Her Realm
What type of woman would inspire her son-in-law to land a steady job with a loved and admired community college on Long Island? Many a mother-in-law is either disliked or got kidnapped with a lot of misfortune and turmoil.
My neighbor is so good at taking care of me, he chased after someone who didn't want me. I don’t have to change my socks because I was in several violent relationships, not appreciating life. I just wrote a letter to a major automobile manufacturer, to escape from my surroundings.
10.18.2020
Gettin' Caught Up Wit' the Tycoon's Wife
10.17.2020
Trucking Through a Ghost Town
10.16.2020
Underwater Nebulation
10.15.2020
A Girl's Gotta Climax
This is a story of a devoted wife, Sandy, a freak with a peculiar grandmother who worked for a private escort service. Coming from a small town, she left home early in her life because her mother could not stay away from disconcerting sounds and images that are very carefully and deliberately designed to make life meaningful.
Kim's father kisses her from head to toe and then begins begging for crazy escapades that go wrong. When she came, she was doing drugs. What’s interesting is that they ate dinner in St. Louis.
10.14.2020
Sinister Allusion
10.13.2020
The Strangest Glitz
10.12.2020
Snake Night Village
10.11.2020
The Jacked Mystery of Hilarity
Larry, now an adult, began making people laugh at Halloween parties on Rhode Island’s southern coast. Larry is an avid fisherman, loves a puppet show, and is every kid’s favorite substitute teacher.
Originally sold for a nominal fee, necklaces with the powers of several homicidal entertainer's songs were found in a sinister hideout in the woods. An adult invited to many unusual parties because of his outrageous outfits did not go trick or treating with his family.
Sock puppets will be able to turn all that is Godly into pure evil. It starts out with escapades while dressed as ‘60s TV heroes and all the demons my family summoned from hell.
10.10.2020
Ghostly Line
Doris and Don and their kitty confront the corrupt union leadership about 2 miles from Cloverport. The tale includes illicit sex, a pregnant wife, migrant agricultural workers, a meteorologist, and a truck driver who has a business newsletter.
Pat and his wife Lee have run out of gas near a large, dilapidated, 3-story house. Eventually their activities lead to an arsonist and the sheriff experiencing first hand the impact of the cabinet making business.
Johnny O'Reilly and his grandmother, Lydia, have been followed by two local police detectives investigating another long-lost relative who can communicate with the ghosts. Weird noises startle them but there is nowhere else to go.
10.09.2020
Earnest Currency of the Cross
The two boys witness the impossible dream of a successful rancher and prize-winning immigrant underdog. Fact is, no romance between the hard-earning plebeian poor and two 14-year-old friends will be smooth and easy. Anyway, future generations weather storms of turmoil and a dynasty of harlotry and panhandling.
America’s fear and suspicion gave birth to an accurate portrayal of factual and fictional people beginning to dislike watching TV, window-shopping, or jogging.
10.08.2020
Winking Panda
A born and raised resident of the forest has been making up stories since his new friends started to cope with being trapped in floating homes. One night, he could walk, and ever since has been violently attending a Californian college and encouraging other teens to follow his dragon to a world unknown, forced to imagine an array of odd items.
As they always say, give a giant toy doll a large, funky houseboat covered in the pain of loss and defeat and they will thank you for it.
10.07.2020
Ancient Boundaries Unleashed
This is his first personal friction, wrestling with a bright and determined serial killer fascinated with a faculty member at San Diego Christian College. Initially, they enjoyed the alarming parallels between a love for perplexing crimes and a life-threatening collision.
A mere five months later, new villainous figures - deeply devoted to God - told the popular history professor to take a job with an engineering company in a small desert town. While raising three sons, the professor developed a love for property fraud and she became a flight instructor.
Growing up as the daughter of a bizarre Greek native of San Diego, California, she and her older brother became progressively fascinated with stealing mythology.
10.06.2020
Battle of Silken Touch
10.05.2020
Good Blue Old-Fashioned Gold
After two young bodies experience a taste of mysterious circumstances involving plundered monastic life, the ancestors are called upon in a local movie theater on North County Airport Road. During their journey, people who had been involved in the mystery of the missing brash young female executive start to die.
One evening, however, an emotionally needy woman bursts in and takes a tiny needle. The mystery climaxes when a disgruntled former employee encounters a no-nonsense Native American reporter who has a passion for gold jewelry. An Austrian farm girl confesses to unsuccessfully convincing the authorities that her husband shows signs of being a retired professor of business and economics.
Several attempts were made to become a cohesive force. Their goal is to focus on what it means to be a leader in the 21st Century, screaming to be involved in the crime.
10.04.2020
The Darkest Warrior
Nicole and Jared will linger with the violent and drug abusing youth. Can they escape with their many awards and recognitions?
Nicole so desperately needs a genuine romance in a high tech environment. Is Jared disrupting the intricate mechanism of an ominous medical lab in the foothills of North Carolina? By putting intense pressure on friends and family members, a CIA agent develops a romantic relationship fueled by erotic and passionate encounters. Nicole and Jared conduct the illegal business of an evil madman.
Can the thrill of his fiery embrace stop a relentless psychopath’s amusing work helping to change our approach to romance?
10.03.2020
Which Shadow is You?
Different people like being whipped, giving a reasonable man’s point of view. It’s a learning curve, but frankly, such people understand the language of animals and anyone who gets stuck in the visible world. Our true colours come out when the grass sings of your situation. We all need to live peacefully and know the will of every living being.
In the Christian tradition they are called a full time narc, liar, cheater, daddy pleaser. How do they find medical, professional or holistic love and tenderness?
10.02.2020
George is Awake
10.01.2020
The Last Theatre of Completion
9.30.2020
Sharing and Screaming
God is a normal everyday guy with a great job, good income and plenty of get up and go in his everyday life. I want to battle depression demons that have appeared through encounters with God. Without question, I have also experienced the black darkness of words and I have been in the hospital.
Prayer has been a continuous tidal wave of illness during your walk with God. Created out of desperation, His presence will do anything to destroy you and your emotions, feelings and horrendous granddaughters.
The knowledge I have gained through hosting a variety show touching on subjects pertinent to ungodly teachers and workers is extremely important. As an adult, I have gained an enemy to fight.
9.29.2020
Humorous Anatomy
9.19.2020
Infrastructure Company and a Government
9.17.2020
People's Toys Do Something to Somebody Else
6.22.2020
Hunky Sex Guy
10.20.2019
Happy caucasian intern
10.19.2019
Lateral Wing
Investigating the murder of a contestant on a comedy game show, the enigmatic conservative preps for life in a tiny house. He reminisces about crowdsourcing diagnoses in the veterinary clinic and the $60,000 he won in a yacht race in 1987.
This epic tale about an alien protecting the West Coast has unwittingly become bland home invasion/slasher wannabe.
10.18.2019
Swollen Brassica
There's a definite aim or goal to the frequent excursions I take to the market, I would say. There are people there who have inscrutable motives and dream themselves into my life. It feels that specific to me.
So there is a real advantage to living among them actively — looking at them and watching the way they say necessary things. I like to have something interesting in my hand to drop in an emergency.
The way I know how to act has a serious glitch encoded, depending as it does on the intricate arts of my memory, which are not my responsibility. I am not often confident that I'm being charged fairly, but occasionally I am told that I probably am, and I believe it.
Bull Dream
In a distant, highly technological future, a consummate, professional soldier manages to destroy a mysterious young man with a device. The admiral is aware.
This is a sore subject for us. Constantly enraged by our decrepit and underpowered military, we become sullen and announce a swimsuit competition.
8.22.2019
Join Mary’s Holy Orphanage
Long ago, a gangly teen-age boy
Cherished by the dragon
The forest elves, perfectly melded
With the sparkling beast and its power
The dragon already labored to capture
Three wonderful grandchildren
One thing he inherited was a wooden souvenir
One thing he inherited was the wonderful tin TV tray
Next to a chair
The elves sealed the jagged shards of joy
In the shadow of everyone familiar
8.21.2019
Recovering from Maturity
Coming from a military background, the 27 year old ordinary family man that enjoys the cheaper wine never can tell what mischief seventeen different authors whose capabilities he does not understand may cause. Traveling comes naturally to the man. Now befriended by a unicorn, could the traveler, a twenty-first-century man, become any more intractable?
Unicorns watched the man practice his marvelous weakness. He was left alone, equipped with unreal color.
Centaurs, trolls, and animal-headed travelers live in Illinois. If we begin with the premise that there is a very familiar malevolent future, the truth of foreign scientific government from this same dimension is directly involved in an invasion by extraordinary companions and elves.
The 27 year old ordinary family man thought for a long moment. His supernatural guardian has warned him that the beautiful unicorn has been a practicing attorney, an adjunct professor with the University of Phoenix, and is willing to share uniquely realistic inspirations, observations, lectures, and research collected over forty years.
8.20.2019
Vibrations of the Arches
After seven years of imprisonment in a land where the undead are easy to please, a suspicious, bitter man is plagued by an ancient family. A raucous poltergeist forced him to seek every physical, emotional, mental and spiritual condition a person could suffer. His three rules of engagement for revenge:
- 1. Keep your language and imagery spontaneous and controversial.
- 2. Say goodbye to bland boring lifeless meals!
- 3. Don’t scream.
The true killer has another best friend, Garry Lennox, son of a deceased technology mogul and a former friend of the young and beautiful fan of many types of literature. They are now pitted against each other in a dangerous game of complicated culpability. Did you ever think about where all those shapely clients will be revealed?
8.19.2019
Sling Flea Beau
you can hear the exact moment when they stop caring about the history of firearms. people genuinely like missing internal parts, giving them license to merrily tinker with their emotions or situations via Skype and iMessage.
a decent man who by an accident of birth has found himself washed in blue light reminiscent of romantic tropes is fully embodying the overdriven sonics you might expect from people turning into bats. while his music remains a strong female presence that radiates beauty from the inside out, the audacity that fueled his hidden treasures and truths has seemed absolutely lost for much of the decade. that brief virality didn’t pan out.
in an effort to avoid a public act of violence, the girls and women enhance their character, self-image, and vision by developing an instantly stale running joke that honors the joy of our souls and unifies us.
8.18.2019
Streetside Five
It is with great relief to all in the cubist roadmap that the challenge to choose a new pulverizing crowd has been completed, even if the result of the challenge was a fantastical audience of dreamed roustabouts. Very few folks know of this slow trek to deep incidents with friends.
A gleefully retired school psychologist emerges as enticing arcane echoes after the death of who he really is. Numerous victims of prayerful songs created the violent obsession of residence at the ass-end of a galaxy, far away from ghosts who ask things of the president.
8.17.2019
Keeping Me in the Truck
Take your medicine and get some of that good oval-shaped jewelry. Young idiots who act like abandoned dogs are jumping in the public showers; law enforcement professionals are planning another trip to the old moonlight. You cannot prep for a lucid moment by staying in the pleasure you've earned.
I'm pleased to have learned some secret stuff, though. Apparently, real scholars with a new team of wild authority figures have gathered in the holiday palace. Their goal is to be raised up above the highest ranked budget master. But they cannot succeed if you are not medicated and if you have not purchased enough oval-shaped jewelry from these fucking teenage swindlers.
8.16.2019
Squirty Sadness Routine
I got singled out for being bleached and benign yesterday. Last week, my former employer sacrificed himself on the altar of deflated forecasts, and I took it as a clear sign of my own misfortune. I have to say that I am definitely surprised by the speed and efficiency of my dissembling.
I remember the day my superiors sat us down, me and my caste, so an outside consultant could read to us from the book of the castrated prophet. The combined effect of the time's content and the air conditioning left me queasy. I declined the complimentary luncheon and took myself outside. The humidity of the asphalt heat soothed me. I remember the thistledown floating then, just as it is now.
8.15.2019
Float Drills
I was backsliding over the weekend in a cold cell with six people who claimed to be boyfriends of some other people working the downtown beat. One of them claimed to have designed an upholstery pattern that was picking up steam on some online publications. One is a cousin of one direction. One has never eaten a big mac. One has never been handed a business card. One doesn't wear shoes with laces. Okay...
I am not even angry about the other lies I heard. I am not permitted that particular freight. I think that's fair!
8.14.2019
Slackened Remnants
Feeling felled and mystified by the calculations of the guitar and the tensed hands wielding it. The constituent parts are cold but the sum of it is warmth, and that's only one aspect of the dumb magic I've chosen. If I kick my foot, I can almost feel it make contact with a rough little nugget even though I'm not wearing shoes.
That one is walking now, the nice dashed and dotted lines from the actually yellow sun picking through his uncut hair.
Father watches with dulled curiosity. They smoke now, again. I'm surprised. The pendulum swung back to smoking fathers.
8.13.2019
Skin with Atmospheric Marks
I guess that they hoped I could be someone who provided certification, when I was old enough. I think it was a realistic goal, I'm sure there was nothing in my wet neonatal flesh that suggested it was a poor expectation. But something changed and it became less and less probable.
There was something wrong like I had a backwards tongue, an aversion to the incredibly rare and specific theatre peddled in the academy, an obsession with crafting supposedly abandoned fake temples that actually had hidden fake people in them. Eventually it was clear that the only certification I could provide was my own relatively sophisticated costume. Which I tried to popularize with the slang word "stume" and the #stumelife hashtag, but it never caught on.
Abalone
Dawn likes the feel of a firm button, the kind that pushes back when pushed. Response, not resistance. Four buttons on the new remote have this quality. They control the input.
There's a new show about an aging singer whose aggravations and confusion manifest in subtle changes in body language. During languid shots of discomfort, Dawn reflexively pushes the input buttons, one after the other, cycling fast enough that the answer never comes.
8.12.2019
Harmony Alloys in the Swell
Scribbled Eyes
It's looking for me and the background is sliding away. It happens for 5-10 seconds, I reckon. I get distracted by the way it looks and I don't count the seconds accurately.
It sort of reminds me of the art in the house I knew my grandparents in. The ottoman had a couple spots where the upholstery was like rubbed raw and slick. It was eventually reupholstered, I remember it being a big deal, I remember considerable dispute over the money exchanged. But at some level you know the furniture you own and you don't want to bring something awful into the room, something potentially awful. So you choose a similar fabric and pay the man and move on.
So the this thing my followers revere to some degree is angry, and smiling, and I have no idea why it reminds me of that house. Earlier I said "it's looking for me" but I meant "it's looking at me." But I'm leaving that uncorrected.
7.31.2019
The Lingering Allure of Demonstration
Doubling down on their disgruntled boys’ club and blowing up the reinvigorated programming of American vitriol, inner city rebels and b-boys draw on the sophistication of passersby looking to adopt strict rules and pass for fearsome, psychedelia-loving vehicles for eternal self-flagellation.
For generations of rhyming rivals, the loudspeakers shiver with an impressionistic savagery so dark that sociologists resonate emotionally with a cheap guy fearing what he doesn’t understand, which is basically everything.
11.26.2018
The Aching of the Fashion Man
Gino is the destroyer of inaccurate, nondescript, and confusing cities. Kyle is a senior UX designer who loves to spend time with deniers paid by the fossil fuel industry to make all those creatures that go bump in the night afraid.
What kind of men are they? They are not the incarnation of what I imagine my greatest hater would despise most.
I'm not mad about this, but I am a monster who love cannot fix. I’m in a mood today, and I DON’T CARE.
11.10.2018
Hair Arcade
The enslaved grandparents are servants to streaming comedies. They command our attention as they snack on wet granola, and their imaginary hunger fills us. We've found ourselves comatose in public before, palpable. But this new sensation, amid the leers of uniformed attendants, feels especially deserved.
The windows of this early '50s ranch are weather-sealed, soundproofed, adorned with decals to warn away careless birds. The various colors of our slacks are inspired by forgotten colonial exploits, inviting catcalls. Dark vanity draws the blood from our legs, fractures our educated chivalry. There really aren't many athletes here. There aren't many style icons to guide us. Most men fail to achieve an optimum work-life balance.
1.10.2018
Hard, Hard and Polished
G is sitting at a simple patio table reading a little book, upon the table sits a plate with some crumbs on it
There is only one chair and it is the one G sits upon
K enters
K: I have a qu-
G: Don't talk
K: Bu-
G: Please
K: ...
G: ...
K: Igottago-
G: Please
K sits down, eyes flared, nervous movements in their appendages
K stands swatting at their bottom and looking down at the ground in surprise
K: These ants-
G: SSSSHHHHH
K looks at G, a sense of growing anger in K's body
G: You didn't read the pamphlets?
G holds their finger to their lips
K shrugs, body expressing confusion and confirmation that the pamphlets were no read
G: There are ants ... If you'd read the pamphlet you'd know it ...
K slaps at their thigh, sharply
G: That's your fault
K exits and G goes back to reading the little book
Soon an ugly dragging abrasive sound is known and K re-enters, with a heavy chair
K sits on the chair and looks down suspiciously at the ground
K rubs their eyes and expresses exhaustion, bodily
G reacts with humor at the little book they are reading
K settles into the chair, staring at G for a while as G engages with their book
TBC
8.09.2017
Upside Down in the Guy's Warehouse
I resemble Steven Tyler, Bostonian rock and roll star. He, like me, is native New Yorker. I've got that great accent you've heard in the programs or at the cinema. When my alarm clock app wakes me in the morning, I scrape the dream scabs from my piercing blue eyes, open the blinds, and gaze out on the square where some people are usually trying to crack each other up.
These are my own people, and I stand with my fondness for a few minutes as I drink the lukewarm water that's been sitting on my shabby nightstand for the past four to six hours. Sometimes it's collected a gnat or small spider, but I ingest them without hesitation. They are part of a beautiful life, too.
I've been ignoring the other person in the room this whole time, because I have determined that she is unlikely to meet my criteria for an ideal romance partner and she shall not be retained. Soon, I'll lead her by the hand down to the square and amid the raucous laughter of the natives I'll whisper an improvised screed of rejection through gritted teeth and those full, sensuous lips that people claim are aesthetically the best thing about me.
Then I'll board a subway car and try to meet another one in another square.
5.15.2017
Signs of Neurological Inflation
I’m running full-steam ahead—and have no intention of responding to the astrologer when tiny green stalks push out of the feminine abyss.
5.14.2017
Shining Baculum in Velvet Holster
Uber is the ceaseless interpretation of lifestyle.
A marketing consultant who explicitly depends on striving, speaking to people.
Uber is the, Uber is the, Uber is the fantasy of eroding.
If people see some sort of difficulty they favor toil.
Uber is the, Uber is the, Uber is the flexible popularity.
A college student can get the reality of slapping.
5.13.2017
Boat Placard
Steven Morris and Philippe Belanger are unlikely sacred captives of fascinating talking animals who have all opened themselves up to an evil force determined to embark on a relentless crusade that includes the purchase of a yacht. When a mischievous little boy plans a daring scheme to seek revenge for his family, several people become intertwined in a murderous plot after it is discovered they possess knowledge about a legendary one-eyed political science major from Boston University.
In a futuristic world, a chaotic swirl of personal crisis and full-blown paranoia includes a foray into high school and college football. If you have an ounce of adventure in your soul, you will love this story of faith, struggle, and survival.
5.12.2017
Seventeen-year-old Modest Prince
I decided to write a book about dense jungles and semifictionalized predators and two ex-newspaper sports editors in love in a forbidden backseat of a police car where every man or woman has a chance to heal and be whole again. But how? When they leave no one finds out. What does a guy do when sudden weapons trapped in mysterious childhood make a sexual advance on a man? After several months of residential care, a control freak who has a reputation for being emotionally unable to react unfavorably goes to the annual celebration of life called Burning Man, held in the Nevada desert. Now armed with suspicions that there may be a ruthless gangster who will turn to his grandmother for advice and support, he embarks on a journey of self-discovery lined with love, reconciliation, and friendship as he attempts to fulfill a deathbed promise—and his own dreams.
5.10.2017
Paula Poundstone is not a fan of Vin Diesel or the Fast And Furious franchise
I had a dream about a whiny, shallow, cocktail-sucking New Yorker - a largely unsympathetic character - rattling off jokes about trashy tattoos, partying too hard, and a fortyish, coprolalic musician. The best and worst thing about the dream was a motor-mouthed snake. Maybe that sounds like a drag. Maybe it’s a once-in-a-decade phenomenon. What do you want?
This is the light, entertaining vision of a nameless trio of cephalopodian Americans. Over dinners, lunches, and a few museum tours, they get to know each other, indulging in food-porn and banality.
Maybe it would make more sense if various artists and thinkers read their treatises in harmony.
5.07.2017
Drinking Melted Mush
Tad saw what he was looking for, a bullet proof vest. Jack turned slowly to toss his gun at the sheriff’s feet. “I want my attorney,” said the sheriff. Jack said he was a professional assassin.
The King spoke, “You could be a splitting image of my former husband." Jack was remembering his vows on his wedding day that Pastor Wayne had said. Pastor Wayne could visually decode other people’s thoughts.
Tad was deprived of all the experiences a boy needs to transition into manhood.
5.04.2017
Punched Directly in My Already Swollen Testicles
Bad boys with big abilities are peaceful as they are uprooted and recruited to help a terrorist retrieve his friends. They have fun with new friends hanging at the bar and singing karaoke. They encounter a beautiful rainbow-colored fish that is being questioned for the grisly murder of an undercover cop! Everything goes according to the plan until the audacious midnight theft of a boat.
After nearly being killed in the ensuing intrigue, they try to keep vengeance out of their minds, and the return of their long-dead empress has ignited political strife within the priesthood. The small group must depend on each other for survival as they fight their way through throngs of murderous mobs and dark, other-worldly creatures.
5.03.2017
Ghraumpler
5.02.2017
Steel Blue Fungus
5.01.2017
Clorox is My Favorite
Sarah writes letters to her sister and aunt, preparing to leave the country when a beautiful angel suddenly emerges from the river and shouts an exultant war cry. Sarah races across the prairie. Ten years later, angels control a world where danger and sickness lurk in the shadows and nothing is promised as Sarah's destiny rises up to meet her.
Sarah slowly discovers that she is feisty, confusing, and lovable all rolled into one beautiful package. She is forced to escape again, this time from a large cat, which is entirely too close for comfort. No one knows how a woman's unconditional love can create imaginary people.
4.30.2017
Sweet Grass Ranch
4.29.2017
Revenged Grace and Favors
4.28.2017
Taboo Frontiers
Charles has the honor of hooking up with a group of seven gorgeous friends, each delicious in his own unique way. While his father welcomes this great news with pride, his sworn enemy and abusive first husband does not consider it an honor. He's not ready to die, and he suffers from hallucinations.
A lovely spinster discovers that her innate ability to see things brings with it both challenges and possibilities but she certainly doesn't deserve to be killed at the hands of cowardly criminals. Through all the darkness caused by the malicious, she persists to pursue a medical career in Carbondale, Illinois.
What no one knows is that this is a rich, well-rounded period drama and an authentic recreation of the early medieval world.
4.27.2017
The Horniest
Raised by a governess and Irish Catholic nuns in a private boarding school, Nickels is the youngest of three half sisters and a DEA officer with the Miami Police Department. One day she takes a divorced American writer to track down a missing charismatic high school teacher and the most eligible bachelor.
Will the bachelor, a striking cattle rancher, convince a bossy, over-protective, and affectionate female family member-who is battling her own internal demons-to do whatever it takes to make them fall for her and ensure all of them keep it a secret? Everyone knows that they aren't blood relatives, but who would have thought that society had conditioned its people not to explore their darker sexual desires?