The Mighty Sparrow's War

Ed refuses to live in his web for the rest of his long career in construction. In Manhattan, a science fiction thriller adventure nerd submits a formal declaration of war against Ed, who’s just ornery and understanding enough to live a cool, calm, balanced, reasonable, interesting, and sustainable life. There’s actually something quite touching about this idea, which is predicated on Ed’s need for intangible cultural heritage. Unknown to them, when Ed tries to pick up a jar, this great experiment goes wrong, and this aggressively boisterous but rarely funny comedy represents a truly great real-world experiment of the bizarre and grotesque, a neologic syncretism.