6.22.2022
The Hill of the Infiltration
6.15.2022
A Hollow Escort
Our God is so very good to give us destitute color. Our arms, legs, and sensory organs are so very much fun! Sasquatches are really festive. They slowly realize that they have to lead the boys and their friends on a very strange journey.
Many heroic alien and dragon trainers grew up with music and art. My siblings and I also spoke Irish and learnt all about cracks in space and time. Could intelligent life forms be harassed by an unseen entity that is determined to live in Snellville, Georgia with my wife?
6.08.2022
Extremely Interesting Frozen Malware Situation
6.01.2022
Groovy Hampers
An MI6 agent retired some years ago. During his career he was forced to impersonate his brother John, who was an old style Russian hardliner.
A CIA agent, exposing the murder of an activated sleeper agent, has had war poetry published on line and recently enabled the theft of several nuclear missiles.
Derek Dawson, John's handsome young son, decides to get a real estate license and start a new career. The new job challenges him in ways he could never have imagined!
5.29.2022
I Cannot Bear to see Justin Bieber in Overalls
The sexual embraces of an orphaned girl and teenage Christian hiding in the forest may not be as easy to abandon as our private spirituality. With help from two former Polish soldiers, they thrive. It is the 1940s. Yet intuitively, we sense there are bewildering wartime experiences, an interplay between shocking sexuality and the human person.
5.22.2022
Who Yelled at this Scarf?
5.15.2022
The Binary Fortune
As a child, all I ever did was torment otherworldly beings. Scorned by superstitious tropical fish, I forced a courageous nun to battle witches in order to resurrect a crazed, sadistic gangster.
Early Greeks identified a tiny planet with flying dragons and flies and a happy entity. A Faerie, a vampire or two, sucubi, dancing girls, concubines and slave girls... many creatures often find the experience of working with me to be somewhat silly... it's all about fun.
5.08.2022
Chicken Wizard Gets Playful
5.01.2022
The Nasty Elf's Parade
The district attorney can actually smell the aroma of an intelligent doctor. He doesn’t like the judge's love life. These two dive head first into the cloudy smoke, sure that there is more than meets the eye in each tantalizing crime scene.
The judge is known for her stories and has become a problem-solving spiritual partner to the strong, decisive police officers who she appreciates very much. She lives in West Palm Beach, Florida and is suspicious all the time.
4.29.2022
Assaulted in the Porcelain Lung
A retired school secretary meets the people interested in Egypt or Cleopatra.
There has never been a time when a cotton farmer who failed to massage women became a successful mayor.
The right fragrance can make a virgin paint a vivid picture of an alter boy in Albuquerque, New Mexico.
Meet the people who dream of an uncomplicated spiritual union between two people and a pig.
4.22.2022
I Like a Duster on a Gentleman
4.15.2022
Whiskey Dragon Trying to Vote
Troubled by her past, Melissa is struggling to gain sexual and sensual knowledge in a way that is both magical and heartwarming. An unfortunate incident happened, and important people who made a difference to the world trained snakes.
I have a piece of art on permanent display in the high school where I graduated.
4.08.2022
Strategies for Absorbency
4.01.2022
Combat Arenas in the Clinic
A fisherman, a hunter and a horseman went to the morgue to become involved in an international drug and jewel smuggling ring.
Rushing down the three flights of stairs two at a time, the ER nurse discovered the gutless bodies of the three people. Rushing into the room, the local police observed the ER nurse wailing and crying. There was a big male lying on a bed of fog.
The trauma resident surprisingly seemed to be gone along with the jewels! His brother has beaten him, or so it was said, because he had taken his records.
3.29.2022
Excellent Comedy by Thomas Middleditch, Who You Have Forgotten About
3.22.2022
The Ideal Particulate
3.15.2022
The Energy of a Collie
In a humorous fashion, human housemates Tony and Misty become amateur detectives who are unfriendly and downright mean. They travel extensively and that turns out to be a hot mess.
Neither of them realize that the fine cameraman who is an excellent piece of eye candy has printed several hardcover scrapbooks for family and friends.
3.08.2022
Slippery Orange in Taylor Swift's Purse
3.01.2022
Shadow of a Weiner
The killer’s dinner had to be beautiful. A Vietnam veteran, he has a ball of baffling pain and beautiful horses. He hadn’t heard from his three pure orange grandchildren, his eerie cat, or his voluptuous building super in several days.
Although this is his first premonition of military victims, he would have his dinner one day soon. He is planning a night of nude prowling. Several local physicians would soon find themselves involved in the craft of woodworking.
2.28.2022
Ginger and Poop
2.22.2022
Exit Stabs
2.15.2022
Skank's Evacuation
I was the first policeman who is also a playwright having written, among other plays, two plays about a nostalgic trip on an old train. Over a paella and a glass of Rioja, I prevent the cats from sleeping.
Dealing with the challenges of eating is not so easy. One challenge after another seems to prevent me from discussing a recent burglary. The cats will be guilty of nefarious murders.
2.08.2022
Whizzers and Brass Buckets
2.04.2022
2.01.2022
Glittering Fistula
There's a grandeur in our twisted romance, a doomed glamour. You slap my face and spit in my food. I invent florid insults, precisely engineered to dig into your deepest anxieties. In our ruin, we dance around each other, blades in our quivering fists, fingers clenched so tightly that their very tissues have merged and hardened. Occasionally, we blindly manage to make contact, slicing.
Years hence, when we have fallen to the ground and lost our eyes and tongues and the vital essence in each of us has leaked out and commingled in the parched soil, our final resting place will be marked by a wretched tree.
Our flesh freed from the disintegrated muscle and bone dust inside, we will be found by a curious wanderer who will mistake our flesh for an ancient scroll, our lacerations as a story written the glyphs of a lost language.
1.29.2022
Mike Lindell's Burlap Prophylactic
1.22.2022
Dip Spikes
1.15.2022
An Exultation of Property
A dangerous animal who is in the garden pond turns himself purple. Though he causes her no end of problems and embarrassment, the mistress is not quite willing to wear a muzzle.
A talented footballer steals special chocolates and baby teeth. He looks adorable but he has his own special way of injuring himself with dripping paint. He eats Bank Robbers!
1.08.2022
The Flaky Macho Guy Cruises
1.01.2022
Sauce of Aura
My town is a friendly place. I get food and a lot of positive physical contact. A lady at the auto body shop says my hair is like oily feathers. A tree surgeon says I have healthy phloem and won't explain exactly what he means by that.
A puckered old gentleman calls me "sweet ham" and says that when he's agitated, he soothes himself by imagining my pillowy skin pierced by something sharp and oozing sweet tar. My little body in its current swollen and moistened form delights people.