A Cordial Welcome

Cosmik Wolfpack is a playground and laboratory for flash-formed poetry and nanofiction written by The Debtor, a white cisgender male and citizen of the United States.

If you have something to say to the author, send it to cosmikwolfpack at gmail dot com.

12.08.2015

Coming to Disappearance

In 1931, five individuals escape their wretched glittering city. Elmer trudges through bloody mob heroism.

In 1931, the corporation wants a new identity to reveal a dark pregnancy. On the eve of humorous introspection, a powerful and seductive woman tries to destroy a successful event.

In 1931, the spinster daughter of a roguish thief is captured by the most important common people. But it is not long before a former love interest opposes theaters and elegant restaurants and the growing presence of handsome, ever-charming, positive male role models.

12.07.2015

Thousands of Showrunners

Riddled with hostile honors, Peter teams up with easygoing perpetrators of mirrored capacity. Peter and his great-grandmother realize that their stunning defeat by the remarkable daredevil will be a grand new pastime and a grand new business opportunity.

Scott Banks is a devoted public school shaman. The shaman wants to rise above his wife. Claudia wants to fight a horrifying bear. Scott Banks continues his eerie atrocities that sadly affect his own family and reveal him to be both a hero and a deserted dream.

Jenny meets an American conservative. As violence in the brilliant intellectual unfolds on a historical canvas, Jenny flies to Africa to grapple with a greater conspiracy—a secret war against rough men.

We want to know the secrets of cute guys. We’d look, if we could, at boy-crazy men. The boys who courageously like happy times and tragedies explore epic promiscuity. The Wentworths, a good family, are dismayed that boys diminish.

C’mon, let’s admit secret biblical and extra-biblical thrills.

12.06.2015

Hazard Correspondent

It is the 1870s. Philosophy has been transforming.

It is spring, 1864. A fake smile is lost.

It’s 1942. Carnage is not without a mystical manipulation.

It is 1970. Immortal victims embark on a sexually charged ride toward eternal violence.

12.05.2015

Plus, the Purchase is Invalid!

From an early age, the most powerful empire is a multigenerational tale that secretly arranges the triumphs of privilege. While embarrassed by the personal and educational needs of endless, inexplicable family life, this monolithic authenticity certainly doesn’t pull any punches. Ingenious and persistent, the creator struggles to fiercely inhabit sexual safety. He starts to question his malicious reunification. As the story progresses, darkness intricately represents a lonely talent for loving.

I am a young marine attack pilot in her senior year of high school. As tragedy strikes and antagonism escalates, a prankster drowns. Several feisty women must adopt demons.

12.04.2015

Wagnerian House of Folly

When wistful and realistic dinosaurs explain a humanizing piece of art or monstrous action, they manifest a very challenging climate of celestial freaking out. This is where humans learn to normalize humid modernity, to remain necessary, to create a horrifying drama of gasoline and a city. When I see those people, altered and elegiac, I proceed to the woods, where I watch primordial pink, indigo, and spring green snaking off into comforting Scriptures of mild realism. How do we account for all of this near-psychedelic elderly sorrow?

12.03.2015

Stranger in the Crypt of Moonflesh

She has a song about herself. When she accepted her abusive integrity, she came to live in a world convinced she was horrid and desperately wanted by a mastermind criminal. The more she got to know the man's characteristics, the more she began to wreak some serious havoc on this no-good life with a stolen flash drive. After being advised by her charming, small-town friend, they escape, badly injured, under a hail of bullets. As the terror increases, an unplanned erotic intrigue awakens something inside a crazed murderer determined to stop at nothing to arouse and satisfy paranormal creatures known as vampires.

12.02.2015

Compound Creek Adventures

Here is the story.

I hope that you enjoy this story filled with thrilling adventures which will keep the reader on the edge of his seat as much as I have enjoyed writing it. What happens? Read it, and enjoy a story based on a true story torn from the pages of very skilled pulp fiction. You will enjoy a wild and woolly tale full of adventures, cliff hangers (literally) and shoot ‘em ups that just keep on coming! Enjoy! It's just a chore, another thing that has to be done and you just don't give a damn who cares about it or not.

The constant presence of fun, action and adventure spurns hatred and bigotry between an inept land surveyor with at least three guns and a crooked whorehouse madam during World War II.

12.01.2015

Displaying American Products

After losing a lawsuit, both women are too attracted to isolated bad guys to interact with the heroically inflammatory individuals in many Texas towns. From that start, they find themselves in almost constant fights with overbearing Colorado men.

Their horrific journey from Tennessee to England along the Yuba River in California by way of Broomee, Sterling City, San Angelo, North Africa, and San Diego finds them facing down dirty cops, ruthless teenage farmers, a sailor, drug ring kidnappers, gutless roadside circus performers, and a single twenty-five-year ranch hand, who’s a wannabe dreaming to climb up the “cowboy chain of command” so as to someday own and operate a West Texas ranch of his own.

During this heinous drama, the financial world survives the clandestineness of the harrowing events. The two wealthy Massachusetts women are too set in their various daunting careless days of evil and deceit to decide to try their hand at productive lives, putting aside alleged crimes committed while teen-agers.

11.30.2015

Evidence of Great Same-Sex Businesses

A wooly babysitter and a bewitching Confederate spy escape at the wrong time, dreading doing it. Even though he got into fights every day, his main interest was pistols. Through many trials and tribulations each learns more about the fossils of the La Brea Tar Pits.

Good fortune and all that it implies happens. Later, after much sadness, more complications ensue when two sympathetic pint-sized detectives ultimately cause these two souls to construct the story of hatred and animal equipment. Certain critters learn to be respectful of boring malls, game rooms, parks and many other activities. Most kids in the country are expected to massacre a family.

11.29.2015

Deny Extra Toppings

The author's only child stared at three very out-of-the-ordinary serial killers while waiting for inspiring observations of Earth-like planets. The first serial killer wishes to return to the land of his ancestors to prepare for his death. The second serial killer finds out that his uncle is not yet a man according to their culture. The third serial killer is a false promise of entertaining identity.

The local priest reveals the mysteries and the history of the school. But the people are not aware there's a professional process of greed and darkness to redress the imbalances of false surgery.

11.28.2015

Peanut-Butter Ranch

Once you've gone against what the people who make the people advise, you are a fucking refugee. You meet and hang out with a great mixture of young travelers from the local library. There are some that wish to stop the dramatically clever character from sharing the occult geography of disaster. They are realizing their exciting passion for ignored evil.

Over five decades, their extended families and a wide range of friends are greatly enamored with a brutal way of composing music. A handsome idiot savant emerges who is powerful and stupid and who has given up the competition for the old magic and who can weave the magic of stories and tales of strange happenings in a world that never was but maybe should have been. He plans to unite totally ignorant spoiled, rich country stars to keep each other warm on cold December nights. They part after a verbal fight.

11.27.2015

Feral Velocity of the Big Guys

Wow.

This is disheartening. After barely scratching the surface of the idea of candy, I am forced to abandon the design for this evening I had planned so carefully.

I think about the natural fluctuation/wiggle room inherent in orchestral and choral masterpieces. I consider the flavors of top shelf salad dressings available to me at the grocer. I am nonplussed. I determine that a nasty breakfast everyday is, alas, a valuable part of humanity’s genetic legacy.

There's still time to ask me about a compulsory but rarely used useless cat I may know!

11.26.2015

Someone Guesses My Weight in Plastic Beads

I'm on top of the red vehicle now, I'm high on the new vapor. I'm wearing parts of three child's costumes and they admirably protect the modesty I've worked so hard to achieve. Sarah and Raj and Mitch Raymond are on the ground in the dirt with the butts of cigarettes and the scraps of campaign flyers and the ichnology of fighting youth. The three of them are singing a song together and it is glorious in its lack of harmony, in its crude sentiment, in its shameless volume.

The dead things in the holes around us aren't vibrating, and the factory swell of the town past the woods is stifled under the heat of the Milky Way. The people of the town and the mayor they call their own have books to read and decisions to make about the sheltering of their fears and the growth of their offspring. the roads to the horizon are crooked. The pavement we lay is rough. It isn't the work we want to see, the work that betrays the keen expertise of its creator.

The road into this untended parcel is a beaten and forgotten ribbon taken back by the workings of the dead things in these holes around us.

11.25.2015

Flax Seed Paste For Hot Men

A fiery political upstart is coaxed out of retirement during a time of relinquished negativity, less interested in the nuts and bolts of a lonesome and doomed baby than in dozing off during a ridiculous bus race. Feeling scornful, the complicated cheerleaders simultaneously recognize fear-mongering victory and the tenacity of opposition. Suddenly, the frontrunner has a personal stake in the ultimate factual practice. This new political vehicle shares a setting with real events that are plenty interesting.

By changing slickly amoral professional strategists into a shamelessly brassy ensemble with take-no-shit spunk, the filmmaker somehow manages to enjoy winning. Fictionalizing a lost American area of interest, maybe vampires justify this labored nuttiness.

11.24.2015

Innate Impluses of Prurience

Your typical investigator seems to have a little bit of luck, and holds a fantastic secret. An accomplished intellectual rooted in being a phony detective and con man, he never could have expected more love interests than his best friend. Even though he claims to desire a divine and hellacious roller coaster ride inside a tornado of emotions and experiences, he opts instead for the simpler life of a professor of history and philosophy. Down dark streets and avenues, this cordial gentleman will definitely find enough sexual sensations to succumb to all this tragedy.

11.23.2015

The Calamitous Ingredient

He has to be either upset or laughing. He has to be either so simple or so beautiful. I can't stop laughing. The ambassador is trying not to crack up. The guy clearly lied about the well-informed robot being not safe. I remember when I watched an immature kid and his cronies in a dorm room... they talked professionally and sounded sound like legit people being serious. Fake voices and humorous names weren't as rampant before the current president took office.

11.22.2015

You Have to Love Ken

The legitimate public-access TV host keeps being connected to a very active face while the internet just reminds me of endless nights of harassing a champ followed by random, obscene weirdos who can't even clean up my ass and this just proves that fucked up people have always sucked dick even though that guy had guts, the mayor sucked dick, commenters on the internet have been so hilarious, and immature college dudes organized endless nights of pranking a public access show. Obviously they don't actually like radio shows

11.21.2015

Powdered Mushroom Intake

On her journey, she is banished and intimate. Along with mysterious people who have given lectures and seminars to dark and frightening children, she divides her time between difficult noises and restless motivational play. As she searches for a top-selling sports book in downtown Ottawa, a crazy golden retriever counsels her to control her humid secret to prevent the mysterious and handsome loner, John, from showing a metaphysical lecturer and teacher complete darkness. This destiny is hers to accept. Her specialties include made-for-television spirituality, college level paradigm operations, and timeless military audiobooks.

11.20.2015

Feeling the Moan Down in My Carriage

We were expecting you to be a big man. If you share this concern, henceforth speak like the television reporters do. Start something dangerous that is unstoppable.

Take responsibility for your excited spices, frantic juices, and hand lotion. Demand phone calls from frightened heroes. When three unruly and nasty stepchildren commit something heavy, grab the phone and glue the head back on that thing. Don’t try to clean up the mess. Something in there wants to live. Something precariously orchestrated.

11.19.2015

Dad's Camping Essentials

I designed the informal hindrance probe. Help, I failed!

What now? Each affirmation should be simple and intricate, transformed in tandem with relatable hands-on fun such as psychic childhood or shocking collaborations. The unforgettable fantasy story of painful experience desperately begins, surrounding the bodies like arms or legs. Consequently a yoga teacher falls head over heels in love with an Australian man while completely sidestepping traditional medicine.

Celebrate every tee shirt!