Feeling the Moan Down in My Carriage

We were expecting you to be a big man. If you share this concern, henceforth speak like the television reporters do. Start something dangerous that is unstoppable.

Take responsibility for your excited spices, frantic juices, and hand lotion. Demand phone calls from frightened heroes. When three unruly and nasty stepchildren commit something heavy, grab the phone and glue the head back on that thing. Don’t try to clean up the mess. Something in there wants to live. Something precariously orchestrated.