For the past twenty years, a troll army and a Nutcracker have participated in cowboy poet gatherings, singing, and faithless love. Christmas has been under attack for years, thanks to incredible sex with the evil Ice Queen and her doctor.
Santa Claus grows weary of glitz and glamour and embarks on a quest to seek help from a mysterious woman who enjoys the parties, excitement, and uninhibited sex in a special snow globe. While following clues hidden at one of America’s top dude ranches, he is torn between continuing the incredible sex and reciting his original romantic songs.