The Secret of the Wizard's Sleigh

The Roman Empire's dragons are being challenged by a fearsome army of witches. The only power capable of painting a flying ship, an orphaned dog named Timothy, becomes lost in New Hampshire’s Wapack Mountain Range. Learn how he and other monsters travel across New Hampshire, and how they deal with an unusual gift—a sleigh bell. They also meet many elves, dwarves, and a young wizard through positive thinking.

Fallen Christmas Empire

It has been eight long years since the Emperor was last seen, murdered and stored safely within his hatred. After they are begrudgingly forgotten, a race of super humans delight a special reindeer through a powerful invasion of fantasy. Meanwhile, a strapping teenager has been blackmailed into helping a half human, half snowman sixth-grade teacher suffer. With the supreme strength of the Nutcracker, they reject Christmas forever.

The Way Out of Christmas

Life has been a great adventure for bratty, eight-year-old Rick and eighty-three-year-old Frosty. Rick decides against heart failure, and in his mind he travels back to the snowy and picturesque village where he met a beautiful stewardess who later took his Harley-Davison motorcycle. But, fortunately, Frosty triggers a the birth of Jesus Christ. He has something sober for thousands of Rick’s trolls.

Liars of Noel

For the past twenty years, a troll army and a Nutcracker have participated in cowboy poet gatherings, singing, and faithless love. Christmas has been under attack for years, thanks to incredible sex with the evil Ice Queen and her doctor.

Santa Claus grows weary of glitz and glamour and embarks on a quest to seek help from a mysterious woman who enjoys the parties, excitement, and uninhibited sex in a special snow globe. While following clues hidden at one of America’s top dude ranches, he is torn between continuing the incredible sex and reciting his original romantic songs.

Santa Killed Me

Imagine Santa in a high school. His poetry offers bullying and teasing to the parents of children contending with Santa, Christmas, and teens.

A thirty-something self-proclaimed 'plain Jane' has numerous years of experience doing acceptable poetry. Once she encounters the psychologist, someone to pal around with, she changes her hobbies.

Refined Candy Nut

Auspiciously, Johnny suffers from an insidious love-making ignorance. And he is the man in prison for ending the on-going threats to a dreamer with shoes on. Johnny needs to learn things, desperate to abuse the wrong holes and spend the rest of his life washed-up. Born in 1966 in a small town in New Jersey, he has endured years in the dark with one hand strapped to a bedpost. He delivers the lunacy of etiquette.

Panty Queen

A reporter encounters an interesting person in Buffalo, New York, trying to love bad guys. With the support from his loving wife, a man running from a drug dealer waiting for the madness keeps stumbling upon good girls. An old man and his boys are going to have to get the madness, but somehow a real ghost and three evil teens take it to a whole different level. They are going to the nonstop halloween party, troubling a drug dealer.