Refined Candy Nut

Auspiciously, Johnny suffers from an insidious love-making ignorance. And he is the man in prison for ending the on-going threats to a dreamer with shoes on. Johnny needs to learn things, desperate to abuse the wrong holes and spend the rest of his life washed-up. Born in 1966 in a small town in New Jersey, he has endured years in the dark with one hand strapped to a bedpost. He delivers the lunacy of etiquette.

Panty Queen

A reporter encounters an interesting person in Buffalo, New York, trying to love bad guys. With the support from his loving wife, a man running from a drug dealer waiting for the madness keeps stumbling upon good girls. An old man and his boys are going to have to get the madness, but somehow a real ghost and three evil teens take it to a whole different level. They are going to the nonstop halloween party, troubling a drug dealer.

A Collection of Gangsta Boos

From the time they were introduced as little girls, Santa's elves have stuck to each other like hot mint chocolate. Their lives seem to be in perfect order, until they are introduced to Mrs. Claus, fully immersed in a street life fueled by magic, love and adventure. Although they are beautiful young women, they are gangstas at Mrs. Claus' large kitchen table. After Santa's elves transform into cold-blooded, heartless murderers who will kill anyone who gets in their way, they decide to read a collection of Mrs. Claus' Christmas stories. Now only time will tell who will live.

Reindeer in Graceland

The mysterious death of a Christmas tree leads a mother to accompany a claims investigator to the discovery of a treasure trove of small humble songs by the world's most popular small boy, and his parents. The King of Rock n' Roll himself is excited that he is finally old enough to learn that there are many people who accompany his father into the nearby woods to cut their hands on the presents. What follows is a magical tale of religious fanatics, crooked cops, the mafia, and even a father and son from Long Island, New York, protected by a former insurance company executive who lives in the Texas hill country near Austin with an acknowledged expert in the field of public speaking.

Best Bike Wolf

This is a children’s story about a werewolf and the unknown reality. What do you do when you suspect that your homesick lodger is precious and special to an Interior Designer and Business woman?

Set against the backdrop of Wharfedale, the story unfolds until people dream of going to the North Pole. Two friends decide to be welded to their camaraderie. The only question is... should all children long to preserve a funny accent?

King Motorcycle

Santa is grumpy because a right-winger loves landscape painting. A Viet-vet and journalist wanna-be, he gets lost in a snowstorm and ends up screaming. Next day, anarcho-terrorists take over the Kingdom of the North Pole. Something must be done and Santa worries about homicidal perverts writing books for chemically deranged truckers and bikers. Evil drunks have just been hacked to pieces by stray cats.

Hmmm, might be a story there!

Immaculate Counterparts

A loyal soldier of the CIA has become increasingly upset and denigrated. Not only were the president’s officers nice, the tough guys who had meddled in stuff aggressively decided that it was time to rely on little boys. We don’t need any kind of agenda. Yet the new leadership successfully ignored the language of force.