A Cordial Welcome

Cosmik Wolfpack is a playground and laboratory for flash-formed poetry and nanofiction written by The Debtor, a white cisgender male and citizen of the United States.

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11.25.2015

Flax Seed Paste For Hot Men

A fiery political upstart is coaxed out of retirement during a time of relinquished negativity, less interested in the nuts and bolts of a lonesome and doomed baby than in dozing off during a ridiculous bus race. Feeling scornful, the complicated cheerleaders simultaneously recognize fear-mongering victory and the tenacity of opposition. Suddenly, the frontrunner has a personal stake in the ultimate factual practice. This new political vehicle shares a setting with real events that are plenty interesting.

By changing slickly amoral professional strategists into a shamelessly brassy ensemble with take-no-shit spunk, the filmmaker somehow manages to enjoy winning. Fictionalizing a lost American area of interest, maybe vampires justify this labored nuttiness.

11.24.2015

Innate Impluses of Prurience

Your typical investigator seems to have a little bit of luck, and holds a fantastic secret. An accomplished intellectual rooted in being a phony detective and con man, he never could have expected more love interests than his best friend. Even though he claims to desire a divine and hellacious roller coaster ride inside a tornado of emotions and experiences, he opts instead for the simpler life of a professor of history and philosophy. Down dark streets and avenues, this cordial gentleman will definitely find enough sexual sensations to succumb to all this tragedy.

11.23.2015

The Calamitous Ingredient

He has to be either upset or laughing. He has to be either so simple or so beautiful. I can't stop laughing. The ambassador is trying not to crack up. The guy clearly lied about the well-informed robot being not safe. I remember when I watched an immature kid and his cronies in a dorm room... they talked professionally and sounded sound like legit people being serious. Fake voices and humorous names weren't as rampant before the current president took office.

11.22.2015

You Have to Love Ken

The legitimate public-access TV host keeps being connected to a very active face while the internet just reminds me of endless nights of harassing a champ followed by random, obscene weirdos who can't even clean up my ass and this just proves that fucked up people have always sucked dick even though that guy had guts, the mayor sucked dick, commenters on the internet have been so hilarious, and immature college dudes organized endless nights of pranking a public access show. Obviously they don't actually like radio shows

11.21.2015

Powdered Mushroom Intake

On her journey, she is banished and intimate. Along with mysterious people who have given lectures and seminars to dark and frightening children, she divides her time between difficult noises and restless motivational play. As she searches for a top-selling sports book in downtown Ottawa, a crazy golden retriever counsels her to control her humid secret to prevent the mysterious and handsome loner, John, from showing a metaphysical lecturer and teacher complete darkness. This destiny is hers to accept. Her specialties include made-for-television spirituality, college level paradigm operations, and timeless military audiobooks.

11.20.2015

Feeling the Moan Down in My Carriage

We were expecting you to be a big man. If you share this concern, henceforth speak like the television reporters do. Start something dangerous that is unstoppable.

Take responsibility for your excited spices, frantic juices, and hand lotion. Demand phone calls from frightened heroes. When three unruly and nasty stepchildren commit something heavy, grab the phone and glue the head back on that thing. Don’t try to clean up the mess. Something in there wants to live. Something precariously orchestrated.

11.19.2015

Dad's Camping Essentials

I designed the informal hindrance probe. Help, I failed!

What now? Each affirmation should be simple and intricate, transformed in tandem with relatable hands-on fun such as psychic childhood or shocking collaborations. The unforgettable fantasy story of painful experience desperately begins, surrounding the bodies like arms or legs. Consequently a yoga teacher falls head over heels in love with an Australian man while completely sidestepping traditional medicine.

Celebrate every tee shirt!