9.22.2022
Pay Bump for Daddy Snickers
9.15.2022
Bland Wicker Aching
9.08.2022
Flavor Tripping Protein Balls
9.01.2022
Congested and Stimulating
I was just messing around with my noodles. An old man tipped his imaginary hat to me in the cafeteria.
We both had cake. I saw so much artwork. I used to think school was like prison but at least in prison they let you smoke weed and shitpost.
8.29.2022
A Bitter Symbiosis
8.22.2022
The Joy Hammer
8.15.2022
Cocktails in Maui
8.08.2022
The Elegance of Trepanation
8.01.2022
Garden Elaboration
Need to move. Been in too many fights in this neighborhood. My brother said I’m looking more like a Yakuza member by the day. I have skin texture.
I cannot believe how young these COVID patients are. I think I will cut off all my hair tonight and then simply go to bed.
7.29.2022
Flagged by the Drippy Droop
7.22.2022
Poisoning a Drill Suit
7.15.2022
Plungered in the Cheek
Commonsense prevailed when Frank, distorted and ancient, enjoyed photographing enchanting old friends. He likes to think that his habit of lurking behind the laboratory on the island is evidence that the children have disappeared.
In 1985 Frank encouraged his sinister wife and two sons to consider threatening a man with a speed boat. However, a weird woman and even weirder kids chased them in a peculiar flying machine.
7.08.2022
Pitted Chitin and Shredded Keratin
7.01.2022
If He Opens His Eyes, He Will Flirt
The quest to destroy evil begins. A book-loving bureaucrat becomes a middle-aged motorcycle-riding knight. His idealism affects everyone he meets, especially Santa Claus, who is purple. He has a strong interest in history, philosophy, aikido, and random, unexplainable murders.
In a perfect world, everyone would receive a horribly devastating weapon.
6.29.2022
Ten Tips for Expert Hackers
6.22.2022
The Hill of the Infiltration
6.15.2022
A Hollow Escort
Our God is so very good to give us destitute color. Our arms, legs, and sensory organs are so very much fun! Sasquatches are really festive. They slowly realize that they have to lead the boys and their friends on a very strange journey.
Many heroic alien and dragon trainers grew up with music and art. My siblings and I also spoke Irish and learnt all about cracks in space and time. Could intelligent life forms be harassed by an unseen entity that is determined to live in Snellville, Georgia with my wife?
6.08.2022
Extremely Interesting Frozen Malware Situation
6.01.2022
Groovy Hampers
An MI6 agent retired some years ago. During his career he was forced to impersonate his brother John, who was an old style Russian hardliner.
A CIA agent, exposing the murder of an activated sleeper agent, has had war poetry published on line and recently enabled the theft of several nuclear missiles.
Derek Dawson, John's handsome young son, decides to get a real estate license and start a new career. The new job challenges him in ways he could never have imagined!
5.29.2022
I Cannot Bear to see Justin Bieber in Overalls
The sexual embraces of an orphaned girl and teenage Christian hiding in the forest may not be as easy to abandon as our private spirituality. With help from two former Polish soldiers, they thrive. It is the 1940s. Yet intuitively, we sense there are bewildering wartime experiences, an interplay between shocking sexuality and the human person.