4.22.2022
I Like a Duster on a Gentleman
4.15.2022
Whiskey Dragon Trying to Vote
Troubled by her past, Melissa is struggling to gain sexual and sensual knowledge in a way that is both magical and heartwarming. An unfortunate incident happened, and important people who made a difference to the world trained snakes.
I have a piece of art on permanent display in the high school where I graduated.
4.08.2022
Strategies for Absorbency
4.01.2022
Combat Arenas in the Clinic
A fisherman, a hunter and a horseman went to the morgue to become involved in an international drug and jewel smuggling ring.
Rushing down the three flights of stairs two at a time, the ER nurse discovered the gutless bodies of the three people. Rushing into the room, the local police observed the ER nurse wailing and crying. There was a big male lying on a bed of fog.
The trauma resident surprisingly seemed to be gone along with the jewels! His brother has beaten him, or so it was said, because he had taken his records.
3.29.2022
Excellent Comedy by Thomas Middleditch, Who You Have Forgotten About
3.22.2022
The Ideal Particulate
3.15.2022
The Energy of a Collie
In a humorous fashion, human housemates Tony and Misty become amateur detectives who are unfriendly and downright mean. They travel extensively and that turns out to be a hot mess.
Neither of them realize that the fine cameraman who is an excellent piece of eye candy has printed several hardcover scrapbooks for family and friends.
3.08.2022
Slippery Orange in Taylor Swift's Purse
3.01.2022
Shadow of a Weiner
The killer’s dinner had to be beautiful. A Vietnam veteran, he has a ball of baffling pain and beautiful horses. He hadn’t heard from his three pure orange grandchildren, his eerie cat, or his voluptuous building super in several days.
Although this is his first premonition of military victims, he would have his dinner one day soon. He is planning a night of nude prowling. Several local physicians would soon find themselves involved in the craft of woodworking.
2.28.2022
Ginger and Poop
2.22.2022
Exit Stabs
2.15.2022
Skank's Evacuation
I was the first policeman who is also a playwright having written, among other plays, two plays about a nostalgic trip on an old train. Over a paella and a glass of Rioja, I prevent the cats from sleeping.
Dealing with the challenges of eating is not so easy. One challenge after another seems to prevent me from discussing a recent burglary. The cats will be guilty of nefarious murders.
2.08.2022
Whizzers and Brass Buckets
2.04.2022
2.01.2022
Glittering Fistula
There's a grandeur in our twisted romance, a doomed glamour. You slap my face and spit in my food. I invent florid insults, precisely engineered to dig into your deepest anxieties. In our ruin, we dance around each other, blades in our quivering fists, fingers clenched so tightly that their very tissues have merged and hardened. Occasionally, we blindly manage to make contact, slicing.
Years hence, when we have fallen to the ground and lost our eyes and tongues and the vital essence in each of us has leaked out and commingled in the parched soil, our final resting place will be marked by a wretched tree.
Our flesh freed from the disintegrated muscle and bone dust inside, we will be found by a curious wanderer who will mistake our flesh for an ancient scroll, our lacerations as a story written the glyphs of a lost language.
1.29.2022
Mike Lindell's Burlap Prophylactic
1.22.2022
Dip Spikes
1.15.2022
An Exultation of Property
A dangerous animal who is in the garden pond turns himself purple. Though he causes her no end of problems and embarrassment, the mistress is not quite willing to wear a muzzle.
A talented footballer steals special chocolates and baby teeth. He looks adorable but he has his own special way of injuring himself with dripping paint. He eats Bank Robbers!
1.08.2022
The Flaky Macho Guy Cruises
1.01.2022
Sauce of Aura
My town is a friendly place. I get food and a lot of positive physical contact. A lady at the auto body shop says my hair is like oily feathers. A tree surgeon says I have healthy phloem and won't explain exactly what he means by that.
A puckered old gentleman calls me "sweet ham" and says that when he's agitated, he soothes himself by imagining my pillowy skin pierced by something sharp and oozing sweet tar. My little body in its current swollen and moistened form delights people.