"Hey."
"We’re not overtly political. Something that I was thinking about a lot, that maybe you like hating someone and someone falling down is really funny."
"What I admire so much about humiliated U.S. geography is that it is more nefarious than first impressions belay."
I learn much as I eavesdrop on a conversation in this humble chain restaurant, and I am deeply giddy to do so. Honestly, this tense and bickering but mutually respectful friendship of a swell person and a deadly weirdo is an inspiration. It is a strange, compelling television. I wrote a lot of it down but you know how ink is, it sucks and now I can't read much of it. But on the bright side, I have a whole new category of skills you can use for the future. You can use me. Use me!