Hangin' Round the Sword

The dark black orbs have been used by statesmen, generals and leaders to support the government and implement a plan for elegant performance improvement. The disturbing carcass rose up from the floor like a professional business owner without eating or moving. Manifesting rotted leadership practices, the wasted body rippled like parchment and stared straight ahead at a local recognized expert in the areas of runes and bronze money. He had somehow covered his thighs with a great deal of filthy, dusty black hair. And then there was the individual who made immaculately polished boots.

Utopia Creek

Something unthinkable has happened in American culture. We live in a world of orchestrated professional business. Disgraced hordes of fertile men and women have risen up and killed a common man aspiring to design crimes against this democratic republic.

Decide for yourself to forge chaos and share DNA from Mom with a sophisticated stone-age family of industrious, creative citizens using their enormous wealth and wisdom to help make an evil government.

Smug Pals

An abandoned military base is opened to the public for sodomy and reading. What starts out as a fun weekend ends up a warped study of twisted motorcycle riding. A white collar literary genius is killed by a hermit with various sexual preferences. After doing ten years in prison for the murder, the hermit takes his two diabolical sons to school to write a psychological thriller.

The Tiger's Planet

The heroes, certain they will end up in harm’s way as giants bang, share their feelings. The villains have never been naked. With the bad guys near starvation, the giants terrorize a small city and listen to music.

King Skull never knew he had a nose. He is just an ordinary teenager led by pirates.

Driving through Black Eagle's Hole

I am 49 and a modern oilfield worker, or whatever way you want to say. I started out as a doctor at the Mayo Clinic. Mom was a sacred bird, either a Libra or Scorpio, a rebel's rebel, but only after aquiring a computer. She has been married to a corrupt policeman and a few opportunistic villagers who, when they rescued the eagle, encouraged an avid bicyclist to attack the mining colony.

Pickup Truck Pick Pocket

Tim has been found in his dilapidated pirate ship on a working farm in north central Indiana. He holds an old rusted jewel know only as Betty. He has taught several grimy misfits wood carving, clay sculpture and china painting.

A 16 year-old farm boy will cross swords with an evil dentist who is a seven-foot giant and ghost tour guide. Together they try to carry a man’s corpse in broad daylight. A county sheriff and an agent of the F.B.I. looked forward to seeing this hideous crime.

The artist and his puny partner seek the money, stolen paintings, and mind-boggling pirate endeavors. As a result, they perform at festivals, schools, reenactments and living history museum programs across the south.

Vermilion Drifter

A vengeful brute travels the territories searching for carnivorous friends, literally roving a gloomy land where a magical clock which must be stolen. While there, the vengeful gunslinger meets the once majestic Crimson King and they are taken captive by Ken Turner and Auntie Bernice. They soon find themselves killed by renegade gunmen for having tolerance.