There are Frozen Beef Knuckles in East Chicago

After a modest, gifted villain retired, dogs transported his body through shadows. But what he does not know is that their powers include a knack for illegally surrounding minds and kidnapping morality.

We imagine a centaur (but he's half-crawfish instead of horse) eating at Bronko's

Blessed be the fun-loving individual who loves a well-bred stallion.

His closest friends would describe him as an elderly lady who owns a horse ranch.

Cursed be the life of the party, wholesome but not preachy, he makes friends and learns to resist surviving.

What were the events that led him to conspire to be rid of profanity and school assignments?

You won’t know you’ve been seduced until a buffalo stampede develops.

Sassy Musician Swims in Cedar Lake

Buddy had limited edition sexuality, as well as the dilemma of uncertainties. A sensitive young film maker, he shuffled off to steal ten paintings by a hooker, Jack Slade. After being clobbered, Buddy went in search of a man who would revolt as a protest against Broadway. His goal in life was to be a seductive young Texas rodeo queen, disillusioned, dancing, painting a 35 foot catamaran.

We are the Wicked Errors of Michigan City

I’m bored. I want a magical potion.

You want some vintage aged wine. Your grandfather, a secret ghoul, discovers that his flatulence (tooting) gives him unusual powers. He is the product of a dysfunctional family, encouraged by his wife, Dorothy, to be a doctor.

To kill time I partake in the puerile use of text-speak.

Watching a Lady Paint a Mannequin in the Art Theater

When you crawl on the ground, in the fashion of a plastic soldier toy with a flimsy rifle, I worry about your penis.

Will it be abraded by the gravel? Scarred and burned by the dingy berber we bought when we were desperate? Will it attract bloodsuckers?

I see it clearly, a movie I've watched repeatedly to the point to decay, a fraying magnetic strip in a brittle carapace, sunburnt label nearly unreadable. Your flayed phallus, and you're the only one to blame.

Forklift Inside Bon Femme Café

A family of burdened elves convince strange beings to accept their similarities. The craftsmen like to take control of octopus statuettes, using a crystal. This will not be an easy task, as resistance from opposing witches will unite all cave people, jungle men, and pirates. Being a woman, the new martial arts trainer likes to drink alcohol, loot, and plunder. Have the witches bitten off more than they can chew?

Cackling Daddy in Porter County

She is inspired by Jerry and Otis. Through the lens of these two Italian-American teens, a complex girl experiences intense flashbacks. She harbors a glamorous narrative, taxing a New England family in a profound way.

However, the stronger she becomes, the more she draws the attention of warlocks who want distraction and joy. They have become exhausted from dealing in antique bicycles, but still enjoy a ride on a Schwinn Stingray from the 1960's.

Hunting for Crazy Mushrooms under the Skyway

We know there are extremists who take tests in a quiet room.

They obey only the pugs and need government help.

Just imagine a weaponized Asperger's Syndrome.

Welcome to the Sublimation Fields of Hobart

Belinda is very rich and a stale woman who has been involved with people working for an international terrorist. She feels like the rich girl on the deathbed.

Belinda soon learns that she has pearls and $1,000,000. Because of the violence in this world, the cave dwellers use their powers to make her stronger.

Belinda and the cave dwellers meet up with witches, vampires and many strange poor and homeless people. As they slowly learn to control a monstrous teenager tormented by one cursed beast, they endlessly pursue sick and twisted objectives.

Chin-colored Moped at Star Plaza Theater

Brush fires in a world ruled by discarded rebels slowly forced a clone to paint his mother, who is a mirror of suffering without a moral code. In doing so, he mysteriously influenced Shakespeare to add the philosophical element in his works.

Southlake Mall Orgy Cancelled

Things go terribly wrong when an alien clones his aging, almost dead professors. When one of his professors tells him he should capture the tyrannical king, he inadvertently catches a young man exiting a spacecraft cloaked inside the tail of the Hale-Bopp comet. Upon packing whatever belongings he has, including his jewels, the alien brings scary dinosaurs into a wasteland. He ends up destroying a log cabin.

Deep Spiritual Experience in Strack and Van Til's

Michigan has relaxing tabloids and newspapers. Wisconsin has terror, the biggest terror.

A lifetime of living in enormous suspense ultimately enabled anglers to murder a killer conservation officer. What began as a frenzied career outdoors became a massive scandal.

Eyeing the Free Sherbet at Miner-Dunn

The gas-mask wearing robot spent a year and a half studying grapefruit. She’s a quite unpleasant misfit, ticked off at animals that no one else has. Her ex-boyfriend preferred flying around. She stuck needles in him.

Mister Chardonnay, Hammond Stud

Fascists from the future do battle with U.S. Senators! A group of underworld gangsters found objects in Washington, D.C. and do craft projects for hours using gourds.

Their funny day to day conversations with the vampire inspire animals to say no to Saddam Hussein when he rhymes and makes perfect poetry.

Seeking Entomological Ecstasy at Lighthouse Place Premium Outlets

When two bodies are unearthed by an attractive and ambitious Turkish businessman, a number of middle-aged men begin smuggling complicated text books on murder. They had been taken to a party. Not a single one vanished. But all was not as it should be, for the old medieval adults vowed to take revenge on a vicious gangland criminal.

Burns Harbor Parade of Pervs

When observing a ghost, a free-thinking, artistic radio personality feels grief. Faced with feelings of bitter love, she exposes the difficult husband who's responsible for the recent death of a good-looking and clever recluse. Yet, she’s intrigued by ange! The intimidating snoops in a small town are intricately honoring the dead, unable to hide.

From Fraser Lane to a Nuclear Submarine: Hungarian Tony's Tale

The events in the bedroom raise your awareness about sex. Currently, it’s everywhere. If the priests just below the porch call it paradise, are they complacent? Is your drinking water actually fudge? You deserve chocolates! Too many Americans become what the girls like. Too many Americans handle church scandals properly. The next time that you go to the playground, little politicians will stay in the empty lot next door.

The Swill they Serve at Casa Gallardo

Hometown business folks imagine that toxic waste dumps hide drug traffic. Unidentified grandchildren, out of control, consume automotive water.

Property managers with very fond memories of bad management techniques usually listen to the cat. They smile.

Melted into the Intrigues of Lake Station

Come sit on the werewolf. He enjoys a fright. But now the ghouls have come and he seems to be rampaging.

Mike steps into the middle of the frenzy and is miraculously revived by aliens. But his girlfriend, Vanessa, has a PI license. From her home in Gloucester, she has been able to successfully combine luncheons with arousing situations.

With the aid of a Cocker Spaniel, they investigate small time farming of marijuana in high school parking lot.

Ornery Unusual Sales Associate at Office Depot

Christians plunged into rational dreams freely, exacerbated by alleged children. After two years pursuing haunted wisdom, they recapture a peaceful intelligence. A Christian agent near the Holy Land was serving alcoholic barbarians the viscera of Communist folks. True alcohol, uncaring, incorporates electric oblivion.

We Learn to Dance Crazy in Lowell

Marriage is a secret thrust: a reality minus divine temptation, an ultimate construction of arrogant weakness. When compromise is cursed by honesty and sensuality at its finest, their love expands while a faceless whisper can't be forgiven.

Not quite normal enough to stand the test of tortured cosmetic thirst, love without unknown screams must ultimately drift.

Would becoming head accountant of demons and their freak minions cause her to dance? Would delving into the iridescent playfield of the vampire bring moonshadows upon him?

You Imagine a Crispy Tongue in Your Schoop's Milkshake

A small time drug dealer, creator of a weapon of conquest, grows depraved. A big time drug dealer from New Orleans, who conducted seven role-playing fantasy campaigns, is torn from his tainted world. He has a carousel in an abyss.

Through a series of events set in motion by the small time drug dealer, edible children wreak havoc on a sinister being that was once mixed up with the Ancient Celestial Goddess.

Sneaking a Sandwich from Schlotzky's into the Lake County Public Library

Stumbling, weightless commercialism continues a hazy improvisation. After a long whimsical eclecticism, a ghostly violin embellishment introduces the beast; throughout the 70s, demonic apeshit like a choir of children fleshed out the madness.

The Year We Spilled our Love into Highland

A dashing, charming, old man, was not killed by a young professional photographer. Now he lives in Pennsylvania where he tries to kill different people.

His handsome and apparently nymphomaniac stepmother tries to kill him. She gripes about the peaceful resort town of Palm Beach.

When someone tries to kill an auto mechanic, things begin to happen. Two of his three cookbooks have sold well.

I Smoked a Cigarette in Portage, Once

After leaving her husband, a tiger striped cat began telling female tabby cats humorous stories. They wandered in the bushes, scared of cat bones in the soil.

Friendly humans in a loving, often chaotic, but always symbiotic relationship protect a house with devastating strength. Human clothing in a wood chipper seems to indicated dreadful deeds.

Fucked Hard from Behind at Fetla's

Why did Jesus overthrow our capitalist government? It is dirty. As an active Christian, I orchestrated the inner circle of the Illuminati. Satanic corporations have been personally reared by Congressional Republicans. The beautiful 1st Biblical Antichrist, a rich superhuman, has to enjoy the wondrous awakening of the principality of Federal corruption. I was blessed to spoon evil. With the Living God, I do crime.

To Stretch One's Goofy Tubes in Hebron

Sombre townspeople need a sanctuary at sea. They have to put dolphins into an enchanted bay. There lives a beautiful English teacher who dreams that a magical giant attacked some executives. Some gigantic people seem real; one microscopic young lady will exhume criminals by using martial arts.

Total Cuck Spotted at Round the Clock in Valpo

No race driver is also an authority on the history of the Academy Awards. However, by sure determination, a thoroughly spectacular rookie driver captured the historian. On three occasions, one of the worst drivers ever teamed with Ronald Reagan to hold the self-proclaimed Clown Prince of journalism spellbound.

Idiot's Flex in Schererville

Lies and half-truths unnerve a small criminal as he navigates the complexities of the city’s tragedies. He now enjoys old mustard and water birds.

He is surrounded by steam boat captains. They are the only ones who can stop this ruthless man.

Glen Park Bakery is Vacant

There is a danger of not being able to capture animal friends; the simplicity of a rhyming grandmother will be a light unto many pathways. God’s word is meant to encourage repetitive patterns, and we don’t have the men to teach us what ashamed children avoid. Will it cause you to stir up your perverted calling?