10.10.2025

Birthday Butts

Prominent bank officials are being kidnapped and genetically engineered. Genetically engineered characters torture terrorists. Once past security, the old enemy brings a little romance.

With the upper hand, a new friend tries to kill just one person. A GMC Suburban, containing one pregnant international assassin, is burning. To make matters worse, the violently cruel terrorists create something totally new to attack her!

10.06.2025

Little Chunks

Dylan, who was responsible for the brother of his mother vowing never to go to Illinois, asks for a job as a journalist. But, after the family disappeared, Dylan went ballistic but remained small and mysterious. It's 1994, and poisons scream.

In the canyons and hills of Los Angeles and San Francisco, his Mafia crime family boss, Vinny Bambino may be watching a skilled and cunning cat, Mittens, punish his enemies in a truly horrible way of dying.

Portland, Oregon's cops chirp like foul-smelling sharks. The brutal beast's grimy victims feed on the bird.

10.04.2025

Rusty Ass

Coyote Lake is a place where outsiders create a narrative. It changes me physically, emotionally, and sexually.

Meanwhile at sunrise on the summer solstice, a light-blue crystal pendant (which is actually bad) manipulates Keara into telling an alien about racism.

Now, many years later, the evil wizard forces the devil to fight against an avid jogger. Eventually, young alien men find an amphibious Dwarven family.

10.02.2025

Failing at Lollipops

The grasping children must get money. But as they struggle to remain cruel, the army of power-hungry Dark Creatures find the high school.

This would be their last chance to possess a truly potent old computer. Teenagers sneak illegal languages into a typical small town in southern Ohio.

With no time to spare, the cult's ancestors in the bodies of the teenagers unmask the monstrous science whiz and rescue the gargoyle.

9.26.2025

The Elevator Cops

An aerospace engineer and a commercial fisherman have no electric lights, no refrigeration, no air conditioning, no running water, and no mother. This doesn't mean much. Fur trading villains are on the security team. Russian oligarchs dramatically penetrate Ottawa’s biggest collection of microphones.

The red-haired Russian prostitute actually has to kill the sleuthing Yukon kids. What happened to the Alaskan bandit? Why is the prostitute obsessed with the ghost town that seems impenetrable?

They have hockey’s most famous trophy.

9.16.2025

Pooch and Engineer

How will Eli handle his mother’s friends? He is getting ready for personal transformation inspired by seductive women.

His motivation for craving a corrupt mystical fiasco? A gigantic fire-breathing sorcerer who must be controlled.

Having a wicked abyss of character, Eli is blighted by hostility and aluminum alloys. Following Cornish custom, he did remarkable things with a Chinese metallurgist.

9.10.2025

Fuck Roger and Fuck Kyle

German parents with a burning desire for success sacrifice authenticity.

The child had the desire to make fun and beautiful toys.

This is the goal of my son, to tirelessly entertain and dress in the right disguise. I watched my own children looking for the gun.

9.06.2025

Convert Pound Sterling

The wife trusts the American president, as the angels venture out for a boat ride to Russia. Ultimately, her husband plans to struggle with strangers who appear.

The saga begins with the Federal Bureau of Investigation during difficult times in South Carolina throughout the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s.

Bootsie acquired a master’s in nursing at the University. When he reappears later in a boat, a spy floats to the surface.

9.04.2025

Good Caleb

The amateur is at liberty to think as deeply and truly as he can in the privacy of his motel room. He is not a tourist or a spy.

He became serious about an Amish elder he considers charismatic. They spent ten years living on a strange farm, without children or the Bible.

Since they are serious about faith, other amateurs risk a much friendlier obligation. It can be exhilarating.

9.02.2025

My Lady at the Club

Chuck met the kind of hot mature women who end up alone at a sleazy motel. Chuck is starting to become fully orgasmic. Things go smoothly.

Chuck is falling in love with his lover again. They make love more than once. Chuck will triumph.

Chuck's parents are having sex with the wanderer, totally rattled by the art of hedonistic thrashing.

8.26.2025

Just posted a photo

As the Supreme Court prepares to move around because of temporary hubris, a sinister blob brings you a lithium car battery.

Y'all be cutting people off because they stand against the vast majority of Americans in condemning a baby dog.

Research shows that when local ecologists lose access to the most popular gaming platform in the world, we can have cheaper and better woolly mammoth mimics.

8.16.2025

The Name of the Bank in Harry Potter

This is frog is special. It's nearing the end of its life because democracy has fallen!

One would think a person who is active at dusk and dawn and difficult to see would require no human assistance.

It's so embarrassing how they munch on fish and diminutive sharks.

8.10.2025

Crack Man Fancy

A Catholic focuses on carnal anxieties. At the age of seven he wanted to become a threat to Belgium. He dealt with his nephew, Morris, who struggles with slaughtering the Vatican’s villainous soldiers.

Let’s hope the skeleton in the high back plush purple velvet fabric chair is ready for a Halloween story.

8.06.2025

Gone Like Air Crocs

Growing up on a farm in rural Indiana, the large elf replaces desire with challenges. He was always a fan of seducing a number of individuals that he knew when he was damaging the United States government.

Growing up playing sports, the top investigator decides to survive the murder. He later relocates to Tennessee and faces a major problem — he’s never accepted the computer!

Together, they discover a woman with a proper squirrel puppet. She lives in a cozy village in the middle of the forest, with a sweet little sister and a video game.

8.04.2025

Bedtime Profiles

At 60 years young, Craig and his best friend never get depressed. Darkness and doom hang over them in a simple cabin.

After earning the loyalty of goblins, they face a forest dwarf named Teddy, an avid basketball and American football fan. When he sees a handsome looking muscular man, he is attracted to him instantly.

A tomboy trying to catch a talking bear learns about the disenfranchised and unwanted old creature. Now, I can affirm my status as a delicately classical husband.

8.02.2025

Innocence of Communists

Who killed Dr. Watcher? Was it Certainly the cat? Or Probably the cocker spaniel?

Was it Definitely the green iguana? Doubtfully the ancient goat?

Who killed Dr. Watcher? Perhaps it was Shirley Most-Absolutely the thrice-tried but never convicted murderer who lives on the cul-de-sac adjacent to his grand estate?

7.26.2025

Scooped Nudibranch Brains

The two olives in my lemonade like a fuzzy room where they get stinky with the exiled whoremonger. A car full of nails and a bowtie balloon make a lot of noise in the alley. Also, the crabby brats dancing on the tarp.

There's nothing wrong with our fathers who are learning how to make their own noises with their bum beaks. It makes the gray corn guy sleepy.

The exiled whoremonger has escaped! The tarp has been abandoned but there are three empty shoes laying there. And the nails are also on the ground and that's what ultimately stops the whoremonger. While the gray corn guy dreams about drowning olives, our fathers drag that whoremonger back to the trailer. His feet leak blood from the cursed asphalt field of nails to the wood porch.

7.16.2025

Chanting and also whistling

It's a teenage Halloween! That means it’s time for another lunge toward a pattern. The faintest scent of vanilla heralds a really bad local emergency. I can’t help but vibe with big ’80s energy.

Elsewhere, we get more neoclassical piano; it is the best kind of preposterous. No amount of masterful drum programming could make a consistently joyous the tackiest glitz imaginable.

7.10.2025

Identical Radiation Masks

Our faces are soap, our faces are slippery and fragrant things. The rest of our heads are soap grafted onto wooden bodies.

Our faces are wet and losing mass. The exfoliating seeds in our heads, exposed to the air and the sun's voice, fall to the ground.

Our eyes are inside bubbles. The exfoliating seeds dropped from our heads germinate into the distorted world, their cotyledons catching and reflecting the sun's voice back into our melting ears.

7.06.2025

Cat in a Suit Frying Costume Jewelry

You must not drink the liquid of the reservoir this month: it will bring into your corpus an obscure parasite with the ability to transform the voice into a forgotten music.

Your cries for help as you vainly try to tread water will sound to the birds like mating calls. One will strike you in the head. The sucking hole left behind will let out the memory smoke, instant death for any insect passing through.

When they fall to the water, the surface ripples and shatters the star light, the last thing you see as you sink to the submerged village below. The fish, taking their unexpected feast, will find their minds filled with terrifying new colors and sounds.