9.10.2025

Fuck Roger and Fuck Kyle

German parents with a burning desire for success sacrifice authenticity.

The child had the desire to make fun and beautiful toys.

This is the goal of my son, to tirelessly entertain and dress in the right disguise. I watched my own children looking for the gun.

9.06.2025

Convert Pound Sterling

The wife trusts the American president, as the angels venture out for a boat ride to Russia. Ultimately, her husband plans to struggle with strangers who appear.

The saga begins with the Federal Bureau of Investigation during difficult times in South Carolina throughout the 1970s, 1980s, and 1990s.

Bootsie acquired a master’s in nursing at the University. When he reappears later in a boat, a spy floats to the surface.

9.04.2025

Good Caleb

The amateur is at liberty to think as deeply and truly as he can in the privacy of his motel room. He is not a tourist or a spy.

He became serious about an Amish elder he considers charismatic. They spent ten years living on a strange farm, without children or the Bible.

Since they are serious about faith, other amateurs risk a much friendlier obligation. It can be exhilarating.

9.02.2025

My Lady at the Club

Chuck met the kind of hot mature women who end up alone at a sleazy motel. Chuck is starting to become fully orgasmic. Things go smoothly.

Chuck is falling in love with his lover again. They make love more than once. Chuck will triumph.

Chuck's parents are having sex with the wanderer, totally rattled by the art of hedonistic thrashing.

8.26.2025

Just posted a photo

As the Supreme Court prepares to move around because of temporary hubris, a sinister blob brings you a lithium car battery.

Y'all be cutting people off because they stand against the vast majority of Americans in condemning a baby dog.

Research shows that when local ecologists lose access to the most popular gaming platform in the world, we can have cheaper and better woolly mammoth mimics.

8.16.2025

The Name of the Bank in Harry Potter

This is frog is special. It's nearing the end of its life because democracy has fallen!

One would think a person who is active at dusk and dawn and difficult to see would require no human assistance.

It's so embarrassing how they munch on fish and diminutive sharks.

8.10.2025

Crack Man Fancy

A Catholic focuses on carnal anxieties. At the age of seven he wanted to become a threat to Belgium. He dealt with his nephew, Morris, who struggles with slaughtering the Vatican’s villainous soldiers.

Let’s hope the skeleton in the high back plush purple velvet fabric chair is ready for a Halloween story.

8.06.2025

Gone Like Air Crocs

Growing up on a farm in rural Indiana, the large elf replaces desire with challenges. He was always a fan of seducing a number of individuals that he knew when he was damaging the United States government.

Growing up playing sports, the top investigator decides to survive the murder. He later relocates to Tennessee and faces a major problem — he’s never accepted the computer!

Together, they discover a woman with a proper squirrel puppet. She lives in a cozy village in the middle of the forest, with a sweet little sister and a video game.

8.04.2025

Bedtime Profiles

At 60 years young, Craig and his best friend never get depressed. Darkness and doom hang over them in a simple cabin.

After earning the loyalty of goblins, they face a forest dwarf named Teddy, an avid basketball and American football fan. When he sees a handsome looking muscular man, he is attracted to him instantly.

A tomboy trying to catch a talking bear learns about the disenfranchised and unwanted old creature. Now, I can affirm my status as a delicately classical husband.

8.02.2025

Innocence of Communists

Who killed Dr. Watcher? Was it Certainly the cat? Or Probably the cocker spaniel?

Was it Definitely the green iguana? Doubtfully the ancient goat?

Who killed Dr. Watcher? Perhaps it was Shirley Most-Absolutely the thrice-tried but never convicted murderer who lives on the cul-de-sac adjacent to his grand estate?

7.26.2025

Scooped Nudibranch Brains

The two olives in my lemonade like a fuzzy room where they get stinky with the exiled whoremonger. A car full of nails and a bowtie balloon make a lot of noise in the alley. Also, the crabby brats dancing on the tarp.

There's nothing wrong with our fathers who are learning how to make their own noises with their bum beaks. It makes the gray corn guy sleepy.

The exiled whoremonger has escaped! The tarp has been abandoned but there are three empty shoes laying there. And the nails are also on the ground and that's what ultimately stops the whoremonger. While the gray corn guy dreams about drowning olives, our fathers drag that whoremonger back to the trailer. His feet leak blood from the cursed asphalt field of nails to the wood porch.

7.16.2025

Chanting and also whistling

It's a teenage Halloween! That means it’s time for another lunge toward a pattern. The faintest scent of vanilla heralds a really bad local emergency. I can’t help but vibe with big ’80s energy.

Elsewhere, we get more neoclassical piano; it is the best kind of preposterous. No amount of masterful drum programming could make a consistently joyous the tackiest glitz imaginable.

7.10.2025

Identical Radiation Masks

Our faces are soap, our faces are slippery and fragrant things. The rest of our heads are soap grafted onto wooden bodies.

Our faces are wet and losing mass. The exfoliating seeds in our heads, exposed to the air and the sun's voice, fall to the ground.

Our eyes are inside bubbles. The exfoliating seeds dropped from our heads germinate into the distorted world, their cotyledons catching and reflecting the sun's voice back into our melting ears.

7.06.2025

Cat in a Suit Frying Costume Jewelry

You must not drink the liquid of the reservoir this month: it will bring into your corpus an obscure parasite with the ability to transform the voice into a forgotten music.

Your cries for help as you vainly try to tread water will sound to the birds like mating calls. One will strike you in the head. The sucking hole left behind will let out the memory smoke, instant death for any insect passing through.

When they fall to the water, the surface ripples and shatters the star light, the last thing you see as you sink to the submerged village below. The fish, taking their unexpected feast, will find their minds filled with terrifying new colors and sounds.

7.04.2025

Conestoga Wagon Full of Rotten Old Vacuums

I have wasted most of my life harvesting trouble in the dark boulevards of my home town — a place of stubborn sex workers with the grit and the nerve to push around cops. My legs are streaked with scars, the traces of the mites I encounter on my nightly sojourns. I love to smack trash can lids with table legs or big leg bones from dead guys. I make such a racket and the sex workers smack me around, which I actually like. I look into oily puddles and try to make sense of my distorted face.

7.02.2025

The Inequities of Her Absolution

A false image of a cloaked herbalist in an overgrown coppice. Hairy moss sends tendrils to the breaking moon light.

Falling crystalline voice sifts through dessicated wafers, breaking into brittle harmonies before reaching the roots.

Without optical stimuli, the herbalist's various companions take heed of the sky-song to re-dream their mistress's touch.

6.26.2025

Crayon Holes Emitting Negative Energy Yodels

Fungus grip brings memory to an unplanned deconstruction. Remember the name of your body or command the air to oppose the frost. Body scales lock together for a tough shell but also with fabulous performance: capturing and reshaping the light, delivering it back to dazzled observers.

To simply wear this fine and luminous skin of chitin is a nearly undescribable ecstasy. To feel the bodies of one's enemies breaking upon it like rotting vegetables, their accumulating vital liquids hushing the light, is to be infiltrated by a despair mycelial in its sophistication.

6.16.2025

Twinks Rally Under Mountain Pass

I think that the life of the roots pressed thick in the dancing soil is a real life.

No less real than the life on the Earth skin among the star's heat and mingled pheremones.

As real as the silent speaking in all bodies, the mother of these words.

6.10.2025

Our Hirsute Pleasure

Here's the big bulb in the sock. I think there is a cat under the shed. The rubber from the round instrument has begun to melt and I felt it drip onto my head's bald top.

Float! Speak while you're floating, to remember yourself. If you can, listen to the flying things, feel the light divorced from the stars, and never forget the touch of cool wet rubber.

6.06.2025

Wild Gift

Vermicultural hymns echo through the artificial canyons of the cemetery for hot guys. Big stud mourners weep in the shadows of concrete tree proxies.

Slapping naked thighs with wet hands, the guys in the office fear no bruises!

Bald bird cream dripping from the rafters makes the place seem like a motel where a surgeon goes to decieve himself.