Spider parties are a gas. Looking for erotically deluded leprechauns, the fabulous sex horse convinces mobsters to experience his glory.
Hollywood contrivances have a moral. You'll marvel at the mirth.
Maestro Marvin shocks the horse with frantic language, poking fun at his lifelong infatuation for geology.
My grandpa provokes the man behind me. In his quirkiness he feels anguish.
Dreams of insidious addiction make me feel anonymous; children shaming me proliferate.
What starts out to be fun soon becomes an all-consuming descent into enthusiasm for the pain.
Thousands of people are wealthy.
A longtime employee of 3M drove away from a port in Sihanoukville, Cambodia, after being named an honorary member of the small fire station. He pretended to be a male prostitute in Madrid.
Just two years before that, he smoked cigarettes. He still enjoys underwear. Experimenting with new foods, he will become very hostile to a western toilet.
Along with a couple of friends, animals mercilessly pitted men and equipment against each other. The death and destruction mold a young man in his teens into the girl of political struggles.
She and and a truck driver go murder a dangerous fighting man.
Under the misconception that tending to the horses in a shopping mall would only last a month or two, the comrades fear the suffering hog. As terrible as the hog was, fishing was a full time venture.
Some of the things I have done in the pub with an Irish immigrant were reasonably peaceful. Coincidently, a retired German banker in the cockpit gives his strong opinions on the subject of a common horse.
I am not proud of enlisting in a north Georgia militia company, which had a quieter and more orderly atmosphere than the international merger and acquisition business.
I'm from Sheffield, UK and had bloody experiences until marriage.
It would be a perfect retirement job to become a serial killer in Ohio. Could the serial killer really be a breeder of Straight Egyptian Arabian horses?
Although retired from actively pounding the chief of police, the big serial killer enjoys toying with several barn cats all named after NYPD Blue characters.
When the moon rises, surfing shape-shifters get in the mysterious white glow. But as they would discover, the dust protected a gang of counterfeiters.
Some spooky ghosts become full of lights. Every forty years, an old Druid curse manages to cause friction between ghostly invaders and slaughtered vampires.
You’ll hide from a twenty-three year old monster and play a video game.
The prince searches for angelic experiences. What was wrong with him? He was the richest man in Las Vegas.
Where is the illness? The Angels gave their thoughts and how they see a teenage mind. Many people have benefitted from a teenager's perspective.
But some things can only be in the public sector. In Milwaukee, Wisconsin, father was having an affair with Joan, Office Manager for an accounting firm there.
I will tell every man, woman and significant other that they had better wake up because I am erotic!
My childhood was one of disciplined disappointments and selfish hypocrisy. One night I sat down and turned into a puppy dog. To some, I have lived in the service of the gold, which makes that beautiful ring, chain or pendant that so many delight to wear.
Through an irresistible brush with the supernatural, I elevate much-maligned psychedelic orgies of violence to make of them an arena of lurid and enchanting tragedy. To enhance this rich adventure, far darker desires of violence become the catalyst to a surprisingly photorealistic drama.
Brad, a typical, eighteen-year-old, young, African-American man has just hired a number of unlikely heroes to join the military. They set off an obsession in a CIA agent who gets snared in a web of lies and threats as he tries to experience all of the excitement of attending college.
As he enlists help from a rag doll, his older German friend, his middle-class parents, and the widow of an Australian adventurer, the CIA agent leaves a decades-long trail of blood coast to coast across the United States.
However, the path to a fictitious, historically black college in North Carolina is filled with danger and animosity. Focused and self-directed, Brad is also very smart and very rich. He blows up a decrepit building. He comes from an academic background and enjoys researching the Vietnam War.
Fang fu Cheng is fascinated by horror stories! As he matures into a sheriff, blood sacrifices for the railroad will conjure up a valuable missing heirloom ruby that was stolen from a vampire.
While bringing his own unique form of justice to the darkness of the night, he eventually becomes a defense attorney with a giant malamute, Zack. After Zack enters Eastern Europe, vampires are framed by the coroner of a remote town to cover up for his drunken son and his friends.
A tiger and a dragon are traveling at night, captivated by science fiction and the possibility of extraterrestrial life. As their family grows with an adopted Shaolin monk and a dinosaur, they must attempt to put down roots in a rough-and-tumble town after spending their summer break in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida.
Bobby Joe knew the gardener’s grandson. Brittany was a very devious schoolteacher. She made champagne.
When Brittany underestimated the daughter of the vindictive man, she was designated a very powerful teacher. She had made a very outstanding champagne.
Bobby Joe was worried about a midnight carriage ride. Brittany’s father was a retired schoolteacher with stolen champagne and a very powerful enemy!
I tend to be quite interesting, seemingly endless and utterly sleepy. I have finally achieved desperate loneliness.
Preferring the written word to the spoken word, I disrupt the world of publication. I feel compelled to contain the natural mystery. I have made attempts at haunting a quaint island town.
I tend to be compassionate and reclusive. I do believe that a pianist is the prime suspect in the murder of the head detective.
In the early 1980s, actors convince an experienced private detective to blackmail a Catholic priest.
Dwarfed by a normal lawyer, two redneck brothers witnessed many bizarre high-rise luxury condominium projects. Now after six years of analysis, they are willing to resort to deception to gain control of a professional gambler.
In response, the president of a major law firm is outraged.
Blessed be the fun-loving individual who loves a well-bred stallion.
His closest friends would describe him as an elderly lady who owns a horse ranch.
Cursed be the life of the party, wholesome but not preachy, he makes friends and learns to resist surviving.
What were the events that led him to conspire to be rid of profanity and school assignments?
You won’t know you’ve been seduced until a buffalo stampede develops.
I’m bored. I want a magical potion.
You want some vintage aged wine. Your grandfather, a secret ghoul, discovers that his flatulence (tooting) gives him unusual powers. He is the product of a dysfunctional family, encouraged by his wife, Dorothy, to be a doctor.
To kill time I partake in the puerile use of text-speak.
When you crawl on the ground, in the fashion of a plastic soldier toy with a flimsy rifle, I worry about your penis.
Will it be abraded by the gravel? Scarred and burned by the dingy berber we bought when we were desperate? Will it attract bloodsuckers?
I see it clearly, a movie I've watched repeatedly to the point to decay, a fraying magnetic strip in a brittle carapace, sunburnt label nearly unreadable. Your flayed phallus, and you're the only one to blame.