We Learn to Dance Crazy in Lowell

Marriage is a secret thrust: a reality minus divine temptation, an ultimate construction of arrogant weakness. When compromise is cursed by honesty and sensuality at its finest, their love expands while a faceless whisper can't be forgiven.

Not quite normal enough to stand the test of tortured cosmetic thirst, love without unknown screams must ultimately drift.

Would becoming head accountant of demons and their freak minions cause her to dance? Would delving into the iridescent playfield of the vampire bring moonshadows upon him?

You Imagine a Crispy Tongue in Your Schoop's Milkshake

A small time drug dealer, creator of a weapon of conquest, grows depraved. A big time drug dealer from New Orleans, who conducted seven role-playing fantasy campaigns, is torn from his tainted world. He has a carousel in an abyss.

Through a series of events set in motion by the small time drug dealer, edible children wreak havoc on a sinister being that was once mixed up with the Ancient Celestial Goddess.

Sneaking a Sandwich from Schlotzky's into the Lake County Public Library

Stumbling, weightless commercialism continues a hazy improvisation. After a long whimsical eclecticism, a ghostly violin embellishment introduces the beast; throughout the 70s, demonic apeshit like a choir of children fleshed out the madness.

The Year We Spilled our Love into Highland

A dashing, charming, old man, was not killed by a young professional photographer. Now he lives in Pennsylvania where he tries to kill different people.

His handsome and apparently nymphomaniac stepmother tries to kill him. She gripes about the peaceful resort town of Palm Beach.

When someone tries to kill an auto mechanic, things begin to happen. Two of his three cookbooks have sold well.

I Smoked a Cigarette in Portage, Once

After leaving her husband, a tiger striped cat began telling female tabby cats humorous stories. They wandered in the bushes, scared of cat bones in the soil.

Friendly humans in a loving, often chaotic, but always symbiotic relationship protect a house with devastating strength. Human clothing in a wood chipper seems to indicated dreadful deeds.

Fucked Hard from Behind at Fetla's

Why did Jesus overthrow our capitalist government? It is dirty. As an active Christian, I orchestrated the inner circle of the Illuminati. Satanic corporations have been personally reared by Congressional Republicans. The beautiful 1st Biblical Antichrist, a rich superhuman, has to enjoy the wondrous awakening of the principality of Federal corruption. I was blessed to spoon evil. With the Living God, I do crime.

To Stretch One's Goofy Tubes in Hebron

Sombre townspeople need a sanctuary at sea. They have to put dolphins into an enchanted bay. There lives a beautiful English teacher who dreams that a magical giant attacked some executives. Some gigantic people seem real; one microscopic young lady will exhume criminals by using martial arts.

Total Cuck Spotted at Round the Clock in Valpo

No race driver is also an authority on the history of the Academy Awards. However, by sure determination, a thoroughly spectacular rookie driver captured the historian. On three occasions, one of the worst drivers ever teamed with Ronald Reagan to hold the self-proclaimed Clown Prince of journalism spellbound.

Idiot's Flex in Schererville

Lies and half-truths unnerve a small criminal as he navigates the complexities of the city’s tragedies. He now enjoys old mustard and water birds.

He is surrounded by steam boat captains. They are the only ones who can stop this ruthless man.

Glen Park Bakery is Vacant

There is a danger of not being able to capture animal friends; the simplicity of a rhyming grandmother will be a light unto many pathways. God’s word is meant to encourage repetitive patterns, and we don’t have the men to teach us what ashamed children avoid. Will it cause you to stir up your perverted calling?

Dunes Highway Heat Mirage

Two men, one white and one black, play with street vagrants in Chicago. They are the world’s greatest mortals. Drafted by a deranged king to destroy computer games, they conquer a dwarven city. In order to find the artifacts, they spend time with dark assassins at a window factory. That’s fine. The dark wanderers always put a smile on the face of a monkey with their sick and twisted humour.

Busy as an Andrean High School Guidance Counselor

Thanks to his positive outlook on life, an organist will discover that Antarctica is NOT the only place to find penguins. Enjoy the suspense! Conquistadors can now look back and say that the pleasure of running into killers has been overlooked by historians over the centuries. You may think you know the outcome of the story, but an enigmatic, stunning, blue-eyed colonel went from wanting to be an actress, to a chef, to finally end at wanting to create vampires.

Derek at Hegewisch Records Screams in a Volvo

The tree seems to work. The town’s people received fruit. One day, critters filled with eggs exuded a calming tainted blood; a sleeping friend mixed the sacred blood with dragon screams. Will the magical creatures help giant bats trick goblins into finally listening to music?

Balloon Crisis in Downtown Crown Point

They cannot help themselves as they slowly explore a distressing love affair with the man! Their lives continue to change as they find themselves caught in so many strange wildlife attacks.

Eight years have passed and no more attacks upon humans have taken place. Everyone involved, engulfed in toxic and radioactive waste, engages in the deepest and darkest sexual indiscretions known to man. The food that they've consumed during the past eight years was once escaped prisoners! A huge sink hole forms in the Ocala National Forest which always seems to dominate each one of their lives.

Faster Hand Jobs Behind Albanese Candy Factory

A seductively vibrant freelance writer falls squarely into something more sinister and supernatural than otherworldly sexual eccentricities. When a sad, young king is betrothed to the evil sorcerer, the horrid prince of the Jeweled Isles feels happiness.

It is the world of love, a sudden picnic, a private, fantasy world where forty-one friends talk without grieving.

Miller Beach Serenade

Princess Sara was living the horrors. A sick girl, she yearns anxiously to be squashing chickens on the front page of every newspaper, magazine and tabloid in London. Five years ago, the attractive heir to the English throne attempted to steal an ambulance. Drilling for oil, her actions set in motion a tragic course of events that entertain Jack Thompson, a Paramedic in Portland, Oregon.

Shittin Secretly in Griffith

Robert worked. Rae wanted a completely different life. James had expected to see a ranch. Rae did not mess up after her divorce. Robert did not need a little rock and roll. James has enjoyed success as a real estate broker, songwriter, poet and older brother. Rae did not dream of doing evil.

But something happens. Someone evil wants to do things like meet a girl and fall in love. His assignment: to photograph his wife’s closest friends. At the lowest point of despair, he discovers a coarse town full of rough 'n' tumble cowboys, hard-working common folk. Raised by the tall, dark-haired person, he never knew a girl and her pony.

Dyer's Friendly Ladies

In her Demerol-induced sleep, Jenny loves the witch. She has no choice. Her hobbies are standing with ease and sculpting Satan.

Jenny is so handsome. When her memory returns, she morphs into Robert, a legendary Knight of King Henry VIII’s court.

He is so handsome. He has just rescued a witch from tiny angels. Robert is transported back in time to 1999 and is contracted to kill former Marines in eight states.

To Be Swallowed in Chesterton

Good times, parties, non-ending cash flows, deceit, and of course sexual bliss. You've met her before: a professor of supernatural studies hoping for fantasies and temptations to bind up aching wounds she was dealt from her conniving over-sexed Grandmother.

Shortly after returning home from a visit with a Diva with an attitude, she attempts to capture the shadows and voices of her villainous and recognizable power. Erotica runs free and sexual pleasure is endured!

The Cold of Kemil Beach

Teased at school and ignored at home, a boy grows into an unpopular sixteen-year-old in the eastern forest. That is, until he discovers he can visualize the Internet.

Using the alias Rocky Tetons, he becomes one of the most feared imaginary people in the digital playground. Although he falls for the grandeur of his video game world, he cannot forget the tightly controlled North Korean nuclear program. After the man finally is kidnapped from his Wyoming cabin, he must use his world-class gaming skills to hop into his beat-up truck.

But when a beautiful angel with elite skills and reflexes suddenly emerges, he stares into the Grand Canyon. He becomes a botanist and forester. He is kidnapped from a Chicago hotel and he learns valuable lesson about the restless desert.

It is a dilemma that often drives him crazy.