10.15.2022
A Sterile Bough for the Horniness
10.08.2022
The Morning of Health
10.01.2022
Accept the Unreasonable Hospitality
We don't fully understand you, but believe you could teach our father a thing or two. He actively dislikes doctors, vintage timepieces, and floral tunics. We have deeply imagined his life had he loved during Bible Times. Mad with hunger, he would have marauded with dangerous packs of perverts over the Galilean countryside.
Spells are conjured and lives are lost as we drive to the ocean to watch the sunset.
9.29.2022
Gulf of My Lionization
9.22.2022
Pay Bump for Daddy Snickers
9.15.2022
Bland Wicker Aching
9.08.2022
Flavor Tripping Protein Balls
9.01.2022
Congested and Stimulating
I was just messing around with my noodles. An old man tipped his imaginary hat to me in the cafeteria.
We both had cake. I saw so much artwork. I used to think school was like prison but at least in prison they let you smoke weed and shitpost.
8.29.2022
A Bitter Symbiosis
8.22.2022
The Joy Hammer
8.15.2022
Cocktails in Maui
8.08.2022
The Elegance of Trepanation
8.01.2022
Garden Elaboration
Need to move. Been in too many fights in this neighborhood. My brother said I’m looking more like a Yakuza member by the day. I have skin texture.
I cannot believe how young these COVID patients are. I think I will cut off all my hair tonight and then simply go to bed.
7.29.2022
Flagged by the Drippy Droop
7.22.2022
Poisoning a Drill Suit
7.15.2022
Plungered in the Cheek
Commonsense prevailed when Frank, distorted and ancient, enjoyed photographing enchanting old friends. He likes to think that his habit of lurking behind the laboratory on the island is evidence that the children have disappeared.
In 1985 Frank encouraged his sinister wife and two sons to consider threatening a man with a speed boat. However, a weird woman and even weirder kids chased them in a peculiar flying machine.
7.08.2022
Pitted Chitin and Shredded Keratin
7.01.2022
If He Opens His Eyes, He Will Flirt
The quest to destroy evil begins. A book-loving bureaucrat becomes a middle-aged motorcycle-riding knight. His idealism affects everyone he meets, especially Santa Claus, who is purple. He has a strong interest in history, philosophy, aikido, and random, unexplainable murders.
In a perfect world, everyone would receive a horribly devastating weapon.