A Cordial Welcome

Cosmik Wolfpack is a playground and laboratory for flash-formed poetry and nanofiction written by The Debtor, a white cisgender male and citizen of the United States.

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11.11.2015

Willful Emissions

The dragonflies and the menacing communicators of advantage cause flows of children to distract us in alphabetical order. It will be a storm of ethical dilemmas. Between our new(ish) offices and a cracking big storage location for special sexually-transmitted friends, we get excited about heat. Just saw someone ask where there is huckleberry. That luminous credit card decided not to fit their idea of brilliant work.

11.10.2015

I Never Want Friends

Endure me! Lead other females into humiliation! Pursue seemingly private narratives, fueled by something sassy. And then stop eating wicked things, tucked into a sweet-ass retirement package. The perfectly legitimate men will obey these rules or risk wearing a dark brown business suit. Fashionable discretion on the television is discomfort in the direst of sense. On the television, telephones are always considerable in size; one black, the other white, always busy, busy as a bumble bee.

11.09.2015

Executive MBA

To vultures, pathogens reveal the next major villain. A powerful figure in the lab feeds on the fungus, actively. This all happens in a ski resort type location, which was founded by a pair of siblings back before the depression. Supplies are trucked in from a variety of municipalities. Contamination is absolutely crucial. This practical approach makes it easy to understand and apply theories, providing a strong foundation to build a solid infrastructure with confidence. The fungus is a key part of the ability to prosper.

11.08.2015

Presented as Tuxedoed Children

The unimaginable horror ensues. First, greatness and society are never heard from again. Second, civilization willfully consists of unworthy losers and mooches. Thirdly, Ron Paul and also Sean Hannity exploit anyone involved in powerful soul absurdity, bathed in a boorishly warm upbeat countenance. Ecstatic to finally be liberated from cruelly luscious home-schooling mothers, the problematic incompetents honor their slightly difficult political geniuses in a fashion that is amateurish, stupid and shrill.

11.07.2015

Bishop Tilde Dollar Sign

A toy commercial, almost positive, presents infuriating recipes for questions that don't keep me awake all night. Interestingly, a 3-month stint as an outstanding hominin basically translates as super weird. Brands are friends. Preparators work on literal tunnels. Their musty asses hope he's open to a nice professional cash cow.

Wild eggs are an intellectually sharp world-building consultant's most appropriate ideas. Over 9,000 people have watched the video of every terrorist attack in the last 20 years.

11.06.2015

All Marriages Are Unique

The final few life forms had a knack for making loads of fabricated engine parts. Mathematics make life purposeful and meaningful using specialized knowledge; experience becomes the impetus for a very real and definite source of self-esteem.
Filled with diplomatic matter, a nurse in the back yard awakens to his current body. Sporadic pleasant rioting dissolves the circumstances of his dead theater of colorful achievement. Eventually, the little wimp gains the ability to remember the circumstances of his untimely incarnation.

11.05.2015

Grody Chandelier Remediation Protocols: Seven Success Strategies From the Inventive Mind of Mort Wilmot

Soggy man · · · · · walks into his home · · · · · where I wait · · · · · Soggy from an incident · · · · · · · · · Involving a bus · · We live in a high rise · · · · Over the wet city · · We struggle to connect · · · · What does a ghost eat for lunch on Halloween? · A boo-rito

11.04.2015

Airbrushed Portrait of the Drug Itself

About a month after a fully developed caustic depiction of the worst evils reached the mainland, a young hot shot with a very tenuous grasp on the the Deep South reveals a sinister design. It's the crème de la crème of unmanageable passion, beautiful as bubbled skin, yielding unpretentious harmony. In the time between the remarkably weird reaction of industry and the dominance of completely beige rebellious kids revolting against unabashedly earnest voices, the whole process never became wildly influential.

The young hot shot spoke once before the fulfillment of his cultural saturation. "Remain wildly successful. Get anything accomplished."

11.03.2015

Painfully Artistic Immortals

The borderline corny Kansas State Trooper cedes the stage to the commercial world. But then the acrimony begins to crumble. And the dissonant wailing begins. And the enchanting and disconcerting optimism of the orgasm with the anthemic feel. And the never-ending turmoil is altogether bombastic. That’s the creative mentality that an otherworldly onslaught of wave after wave of up-and-coming rappers and boy bands demands.

11.02.2015

this is the content that kills me

Deep within the joyful wisdom of electricians and plumbers
I find the important, yet complex spiritual underpinnings of loafing at home
And the celestial bodies that influenced our time of fascinating personal pilgrimage
Duality shapes our every maddening reinvention

11.01.2015

The Quandary of Collaboration with Jubilant Lads

Captivating ambassadors for an advanced alien race come in the form of relatives and friends. If you truly wish to find any meaning in the feast at all, reveal the strange mystery in the magical valley where the greatest personal connection and an unusual gift of splendor give way to mourning and confusion! In this charming tale, a boy discovers an intriguing aloofness for what life 1000 years from now could be if the mobs at the concession stand figure out how to ram each other with enthusiasm.

10.31.2015

Battling Vicious Animals

A French-speaking Canadian immigrant makes a surprising reappearance in the South African farmlands of Limpopo. Her obsession with gadgets and electronics stems from the fact that she’s sixteen years old, five feet and six inches tall, and her need to make the nasty promise with a fellow student, golfer extraordinaire, and a soccer team leader with a silver spoon in his mouth. Yet even as her grandmother is unleashed against those she loves, she collapses on a bathroom floor of a gas station with special qualities. She ultimately witnesses God battle insecurities to build friendships while steering clear of vandalizing a northern Minnesota ski lodge.

10.30.2015

Microscopic Components

The resident extrovert should be off limits, a witty and touching, tempestuous enigma. Under pressure from chastity among young people, who is watching her pranks gone too far? Both of her parents are the worst criminals in New York and Chicago, all the more invisible because of a seemingly extraordinary passion for a mystery that surrounds the mysterious angel. Now seniors in high school, they must produce an heir to the throne soon or be forever bound to the cruelty of their peers.

10.29.2015

Bizarre Student Behavior

Will their scary pushy fathers survive to discover who's behind the intrigue of nature? The bootleggers that previously owned the huge swimming pool, theater, and gym take a cruise with their parents down the Mississippi, where their expectations change with an irreparable betrayal. A remarkable punching power compels them to learn that the evil cult on the loose in the nation's capital adore throwing rocks at the confusions of life. Lively characters that mature as the group of young men in a rock n' roll band take drugs, fight, and cope with experience the drama of the courtroom must remain proudly independent until a discovery is made by one kid in town and it changes everything.

10.28.2015

Abandoned Mineshaft

Locked in a struggle to maintain their public and private facades, two dead bodies of people feel brave enough to face their turbulent baseball game. Partnering with master hacker Colonel “Astro” Callahan, they discover a pet horse buried adjacent to a volcanic ledge under someone's backyard or basement. Now that the life of one of their own is hanging in the balance, they must also handle the greedy excellence of an unscrupulous coach and mentor who is leader of the world famous military jet team and has a lot more to worry about than just cart-wheeling down the hill! It appears that the reader finds the cause of the problem by his own conclusion.

10.27.2015

Vizitext: Grumpy Chrome Taco

As read here.

Specifically Demonizing

The textual commonalities among holotropic creative disorders and their connection to archaic evolutionary archetypes will touch the deepest layers of your amazing primordial ghosts. This is a visionary transpersonal synthesis by an older, carefree, scheming boy who is being forced to go camping with the meanest people on the face of the earth. On an unfamiliar two-month long journey filled with vicious, five-and-a-half-inch, pre-adolescent, bare-chested best friends, they fulfill their shared dream by wearing helmets.

Curiosity, disaster and secrets are hurled back in time to keep their dreams alive, carefully avoiding the pitfalls which have claimed too many nontraditional families. Dealing with issues of disgust and loathing, games of childhood are replaced by drugs and increasing violence.

10.26.2015

The Esoteric Ether

For you, the classmate who is famous, becoming a supersleuth offered a major selective advantage. Led astray by a strange voice inside the goggles you now use the goggles in a dark hole. The town icon and librarian are there. A Cajun white kid who can shake the earth leaving anybody in the vicinity lying on the ground is also manifesting himself in the richly exotic setting. A caramel skinned black man who lives in Toledo, Ohio can certainly feel them! What are the tragic consequences of this for our heroes? You work harder than any industrious boot-strapping businessman in this regard. We know it. We trust it.

Also, join the celebration at the asphalt prairie. There, you can find the distinctive pottery dotted with tiny holes. The people on that block drink a lot of soda.

10.25.2015

Retirement Years Have Included Cabinet Making

We've received some reports from a fairly reliable correspondent. The highest intelligence that one possesses was stimulated by the confluence of hospitality, the thickness of the mist, an amazing woman and friend, drawings or stories, and an emphasis in Physical Education and Recreation. The correspondent weaves a timeless, haunting love story into a first-person account of a restaurant career in fast-food management in a war ravaged country. The Earth’s ozone will die.

10.24.2015

Barbados

Sparks fly when a bittersweet fictional story about different characters provides an interpretation of a special box beneath the old oak tree under our beds. The kids are preoccupied with absolutely entrancing adult fiction in the cellar and their exit is blocked. Readers will be amazed with such a loving, pre-mortem eulogy. You will become privy to the thoughts generated by great minds that are constantly abandoned.