A Cordial Welcome

Cosmik Wolfpack is a playground and laboratory for flash-formed poetry and nanofiction written by The Debtor, a white cisgender male and citizen of the United States.

If you have something to say to the author, send it to cosmikwolfpack at gmail dot com.

1.09.2024

Evolution of the Arcane and Mystical Nathan

I tend to be quite interesting, seemingly endless and utterly sleepy. I have finally achieved desperate loneliness.

Preferring the written word to the spoken word, I disrupt the world of publication. I feel compelled to contain the natural mystery. I have made attempts at haunting a quaint island town.

I tend to be compassionate and reclusive. I do believe that a pianist is the prime suspect in the murder of the head detective.

1.07.2024

The Drake Reborn

In the early 1980s, actors convince an experienced private detective to blackmail a Catholic priest.

Dwarfed by a normal lawyer, two redneck brothers witnessed many bizarre high-rise luxury condominium projects. Now after six years of analysis, they are willing to resort to deception to gain control of a professional gambler.

In response, the president of a major law firm is outraged.

12.31.2023

Drawing the Purdue Calumet Campus on a Friend's Left Butt Cheek

Chop up the jellied blood and act proper when the shoe salesman arrives. When he gets slightly tipsy from the hot vodka that comes out the tin spigot? Fuck like a duck in a truck. Remodel your terminal nodes in the rosy mist of idiocy. Finally, embowel the liver in liquified philanthropist's teeth.

12.15.2023

There are Frozen Beef Knuckles in East Chicago

After a modest, gifted villain retired, dogs transported his body through shadows. But what he does not know is that their powers include a knack for illegally surrounding minds and kidnapping morality.

12.07.2023

We imagine a centaur (but he's half-crawfish instead of horse) eating at Bronko's

Blessed be the fun-loving individual who loves a well-bred stallion.

His closest friends would describe him as an elderly lady who owns a horse ranch.

Cursed be the life of the party, wholesome but not preachy, he makes friends and learns to resist surviving.

What were the events that led him to conspire to be rid of profanity and school assignments?

You won’t know you’ve been seduced until a buffalo stampede develops.

12.03.2023

Sassy Musician Swims in Cedar Lake

Buddy had limited edition sexuality, as well as the dilemma of uncertainties. A sensitive young film maker, he shuffled off to steal ten paintings by a hooker, Jack Slade. After being clobbered, Buddy went in search of a man who would revolt as a protest against Broadway. His goal in life was to be a seductive young Texas rodeo queen, disillusioned, dancing, painting a 35 foot catamaran.

12.01.2023

We are the Wicked Errors of Michigan City

I’m bored. I want a magical potion.

You want some vintage aged wine. Your grandfather, a secret ghoul, discovers that his flatulence (tooting) gives him unusual powers. He is the product of a dysfunctional family, encouraged by his wife, Dorothy, to be a doctor.

To kill time I partake in the puerile use of text-speak.