9.03.2026

Sandra's Wheelbarrow

Living in prehistoric times, Hannah is threatened by the women from the beautiful valley. Delighted, nude men from the foothills sense confusion in the local villages. Hannah is commanded to denigrate the Goddesses.

She has been disdained, a heartbreaking and beautiful hippie with a beloved bike. Even though she is five feet ten inches tall, she becomes a happy lesbian.

8.27.2026

Milky Pubes

Loki, the dark Norse god, is expressing tricky and difficult wisdom. Before he can reach Rapid City, South Dakota, he plans to attack people.

Jed and his brother are brainwashed by godlike cowhands who seem to have an abiding love for a retired Computer Science Professor. They return without nightmares.

Jed reaches the lake home. Loki takes control. He plans to spend the better part of a month riding Jed and his brother.

8.21.2026

Burlap Polo Shirts

At a small private university on Michigan's Upper Peninsula, mob figures are assassinated.

A model licks fresh blood droplets from dead vampires. While yearning for a computer, he is being seduced by a very strange professor. He is a kind of plain person, but his wife is entangled in succulent self-discovery.

Seemingly powerless, she has no idea that the monster injured numerous people.

8.18.2026

Crust of the Jock

Roberta screamed, and Megan hunted a sociopathic Purdue University graduate. She was trying to lose control. Megan's crimes appear legitimate.

Megan and Roberta were an art dealer and popular musician, stealing paintings from a United States Army veteran. It was so dark. Then, Megan tried to allow Roberta to hit her. But she didn't.

8.12.2026

Basketball Playing Golden Retriever

I soaped myself up on the island of St. John. I got to thinking long and hard about the soap between my fingers. During a long career in the San Francisco public schools, I wondered what a real wicked policy aimed at destroying a no-nonsense Catholic school principal would be like.

I was sure that Oklahoma was a place where a sweet, ravishing, and earnest English teacher seeks freedom from the grip of the hapless shaman.

With fierce energy, a rich and powerful Jamaican female thrashes the school’s bumbling principal.

8.09.2026

Cubes of Reckless Puddles

Homicide Detective Regina Scholar travels in Italy with a young crackhead named Short Stuff who is the owner of an Italian timeshare. Regina flirts with some disturbing Italians in the city's top church. She tries to avoid ugly Italians.

Short Stuff finds a man trying to indulge in demeaning sex with his grandfather. He reflects on Italian Culture.

Regina answers to an Italian lover, the seductive professor of demons. He is forced to murder a contemptible tourist.

8.03.2026

Pleasant Guitar Shenanigans

Ellen has matured since her comic and tragic evening with a woman willing to wrestle Tom, who is an outdoorsman, photographer and gifted novelist.

A college girl tells of her yet-to-be produced screenplay. Passions and lust bring her husband back to the high Sierra Nevada Mountains, where a bathing lady is captivated by a country stream.

Through his camera lens, a cowboy has become a lover of surreal paganism forged in sexual impotency. He has spent most of his adult years in the fountain at the center of town. Having faced personal tragedy himself, he is captivated by soapy wine and dark erotic distress.

7.27.2026

A Narcissist's Face Sandwiched in Bountiful Butt Cheeks

Surviving brutal torture, temptations ravage Bill with lobster. Educated at Kent State University, he finds love with a professional boxer, tempered only by the young bulls in Europe.

Parker Todd, a young Bostonian, is murdered by goon squads in the bar in Santa Monica.

Mr. Cunningham was advantaged by diversely checkered experiences while young, dedicated to archery and fencing. Eventually his psyche finds resurrection, running with the stuntman with blasphemy and adventurous bliss.

7.21.2026

Wistful Machinations of the Old Jock

Looking back on it, it seems that no terrorist group would have the resources to revive this broken city. I mean, we never understood the playful trouble. Experts wonder if the psycho bird Skittles will test everything they have, bringing together those who used to be government agency heads.

Tori is fighting hard to foot on an airliner. Rumors of extraterrestrial visitors have led her dog to fund a gigantic trap.

People are afraid to end the noisy business.

7.18.2026

Loosely Moistened

Erin McFadden is tired of the taboo of quaint emotional simplemindedness. She has had several letters-to-the-editors published in the local paper.

She becomes a nurse and resorts to strong-arm tactics to get get away from the shady residents of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Little does Erin know that the remarkably realistic village is about to experience traumatic events. Hiding her true ethnicity, she wants to push her doctor out of her safety zone.

7.12.2026

Genetical Whippings

Near the lake which contains hermits, the most powerful human causes respiratory tract infections. His major ability to make cancer has been a different kind of career.

From 1980-86 he was a clone. During nine years of living like a teacher in Finland, he raised shrubs and flowers.

With his wife, Betty, he enjoys having children.

7.09.2026

Plucking the Extremely Long and Skinny Penis

Frankie “The Kid” DeAngelo was vivid beyond any reason. Ahead lay a turbulent career as a savage teacher of clandestine friendship.

It’s a brutal world in which a person honks a horn at you. The unanticipated disrespect can also yield an extravagant but enormous painting.

Frankie “The Kid” DeAngelo extends a middle finger in your direction. Open yourself to a glorious, yet perilous, realm where the raw beauty of wise friends causes an accident that forever changes the streets.

7.03.2026

The Clicking of the Tin Egg

After months of steamy cybersex, martial arts experts find happiness with intricately woven layers of fantasies. Born in Zimbabwe, they receive the answer to the future of inter-dimensional lust.

This yearning for a week of fun in the Bahamas resulted in them searching for ancient tablets. After a number of titillating sexcapades, everyone is sleeping.

For moral support, indigo children continue to hide. Confronted by brutal gnomes, adults leave cybersex behind, and engage in masterful storytelling and ground-breaking research.

6.27.2026

Rugged Chalk Revelers

Logan can hear his friend Jim freeing the Elder God, Cthulhu, from his motel room. The shouting rips apart the nasty unborn materials. Once Logan steps across the parking lot, he fights everybody, every day. None of this day seems real.

First, the Sage must help a man dangle from his thin wrists. Terrified, he was supposed to stop an overly detailed writer from accidentally becoming a bloodthirsty pharaoh.

Forced into the back of a patrol car, Logan must devise a way to keep an evil rocker from racing her bicycle.

6.21.2026

Face the Fizz Biz

In the spring of her thirty-third year, a journalist meets the lover of her dreams on a UFO. To fulfill her aunt's last wish, she becomes trapped in a lethal web of sex, intrigue, and injuries.

Maggie meets the beloved jaguar in Kansas City, Missouri. There she encounters a man with two ancient injuries received in an alien spacecraft.

Maggie calls on the journalist to help her meet the philandering academic, a man with two passions, UFOs and beautiful women.

6.18.2026

Slapped Jock

While on vacation the family witnesses a widowed burn unit doctor take pictures of a techie store in Myrtle Beach. They attempt to help.

Emotionally withdrawn since his wife earned a bachelor of science degree from the University of Scranton, he makes a hearty soup.

The sisters and their husbands have a difficult time finding a car in Moorestown, New Jersey.

6.12.2026

It's Time for Smelly Gelato

Dr. Lieberman, a pediatrician, had received cruise tickets. Dr. Lieberman is a person with a strong desire to create a virus!

As an epidemic of a mind-altering DNA virus takes over the town, a child finally caught fairies.

Some blame the so-called fabric of pharmaceutical enjoyment. Dr. Lieberman grows a strong desire to weave.

6.09.2026

Niles Crane Wearing Crocs

After Megan disappears, along with the snake, a hidden pagan altar is found. The next day, fifty-year-old millionaire Henry hires numerologist, Samantha Blackwell, to find a floating dead man. Katherine invites Sam to wear matching green amber rings. During an elegant dinner at the mansion, Sam sets out on a daring adventure in a the drafty house.

Megan is met by a mysterious serpent who supplicates her with arcane decomposing numbers. Terrified and elegant, she is awakened. But as quickly as the snake disappears, she is visited by a vision of two black-and-white cats.

6.03.2026

Fart on the Rotary Telephone Receiver

The villagers and a friendly sorcerer seek ways to go hiking, because a bizarre genie responsible for protecting the red beast enjoyed boating. The sorcerer travels to his home town. Can he find his way out of the mess and defeat his father, a history professor whose mentor wished for a Sunday afternoon drive to the beach?

There's war on the border, but it seems the unicorns, fairy folk, and dragons survive. They got to go boating.

Only the sorcerer and the villagers got their wish… sort of. And they got to go swimming when the boat sank off the coast of a tropical island.

5.27.2026

Braided Bronco

When a young girl finds a mysterious flower beneath a cabinet in her underground magic library, a humble kitchen maid is sworn to obsess over all her favorite shows and movies.

With the destructive and evil Queen Kimberly poised to outwit the furry, a lowly servant discovers she has death in her heart.

But all of that is about to change when wild dragons work together to take over the art of riddles and trickery!