Drawing the Purdue Calumet Campus on a Friend's Left Butt Cheek

Chop up the jellied blood and act proper when the shoe salesman arrives. When he gets slightly tipsy from the hot vodka that comes out the tin spigot? Fuck like a duck in a truck. Remodel your terminal nodes in the rosy mist of idiocy. Finally, embowel the liver in liquified philanthropist's teeth.

There are Frozen Beef Knuckles in East Chicago

After a modest, gifted villain retired, dogs transported his body through shadows. But what he does not know is that their powers include a knack for illegally surrounding minds and kidnapping morality.

We imagine a centaur (but he's half-crawfish instead of horse) eating at Bronko's

Blessed be the fun-loving individual who loves a well-bred stallion.

His closest friends would describe him as an elderly lady who owns a horse ranch.

Cursed be the life of the party, wholesome but not preachy, he makes friends and learns to resist surviving.

What were the events that led him to conspire to be rid of profanity and school assignments?

You won’t know you’ve been seduced until a buffalo stampede develops.

Sassy Musician Swims in Cedar Lake

Buddy had limited edition sexuality, as well as the dilemma of uncertainties. A sensitive young film maker, he shuffled off to steal ten paintings by a hooker, Jack Slade. After being clobbered, Buddy went in search of a man who would revolt as a protest against Broadway. His goal in life was to be a seductive young Texas rodeo queen, disillusioned, dancing, painting a 35 foot catamaran.

We are the Wicked Errors of Michigan City

I’m bored. I want a magical potion.

You want some vintage aged wine. Your grandfather, a secret ghoul, discovers that his flatulence (tooting) gives him unusual powers. He is the product of a dysfunctional family, encouraged by his wife, Dorothy, to be a doctor.

To kill time I partake in the puerile use of text-speak.