Chin-colored Moped at Star Plaza Theater

Brush fires in a world ruled by discarded rebels slowly forced a clone to paint his mother, who is a mirror of suffering without a moral code. In doing so, he mysteriously influenced Shakespeare to add the philosophical element in his works.

Southlake Mall Orgy Cancelled

Things go terribly wrong when an alien clones his aging, almost dead professors. When one of his professors tells him he should capture the tyrannical king, he inadvertently catches a young man exiting a spacecraft cloaked inside the tail of the Hale-Bopp comet. Upon packing whatever belongings he has, including his jewels, the alien brings scary dinosaurs into a wasteland. He ends up destroying a log cabin.

Deep Spiritual Experience in Strack and Van Til's

Michigan has relaxing tabloids and newspapers. Wisconsin has terror, the biggest terror.

A lifetime of living in enormous suspense ultimately enabled anglers to murder a killer conservation officer. What began as a frenzied career outdoors became a massive scandal.

Eyeing the Free Sherbet at Miner-Dunn

The gas-mask wearing robot spent a year and a half studying grapefruit. She’s a quite unpleasant misfit, ticked off at animals that no one else has. Her ex-boyfriend preferred flying around. She stuck needles in him.

Mister Chardonnay, Hammond Stud

Fascists from the future do battle with U.S. Senators! A group of underworld gangsters found objects in Washington, D.C. and do craft projects for hours using gourds.

Their funny day to day conversations with the vampire inspire animals to say no to Saddam Hussein when he rhymes and makes perfect poetry.