8.16.2025

The Name of the Bank in Harry Potter

This is frog is special. It's nearing the end of its life because democracy has fallen!

One would think a person who is active at dusk and dawn and difficult to see would require no human assistance.

It's so embarrassing how they munch on fish and diminutive sharks.

8.10.2025

Crack Man Fancy

A Catholic focuses on carnal anxieties. At the age of seven he wanted to become a threat to Belgium. He dealt with his nephew, Morris, who struggles with slaughtering the Vatican’s villainous soldiers.

Let’s hope the skeleton in the high back plush purple velvet fabric chair is ready for a Halloween story.

8.06.2025

Gone Like Air Crocs

Growing up on a farm in rural Indiana, the large elf replaces desire with challenges. He was always a fan of seducing a number of individuals that he knew when he was damaging the United States government.

Growing up playing sports, the top investigator decides to survive the murder. He later relocates to Tennessee and faces a major problem — he’s never accepted the computer!

Together, they discover a woman with a proper squirrel puppet. She lives in a cozy village in the middle of the forest, with a sweet little sister and a video game.

8.04.2025

Bedtime Profiles

At 60 years young, Craig and his best friend never get depressed. Darkness and doom hang over them in a simple cabin.

After earning the loyalty of goblins, they face a forest dwarf named Teddy, an avid basketball and American football fan. When he sees a handsome looking muscular man, he is attracted to him instantly.

A tomboy trying to catch a talking bear learns about the disenfranchised and unwanted old creature. Now, I can affirm my status as a delicately classical husband.

8.02.2025

Innocence of Communists

Who killed Dr. Watcher? Was it Certainly the cat? Or Probably the cocker spaniel?

Was it Definitely the green iguana? Doubtfully the ancient goat?

Who killed Dr. Watcher? Perhaps it was Shirley Most-Absolutely the thrice-tried but never convicted murderer who lives on the cul-de-sac adjacent to his grand estate?

7.26.2025

Scooped Nudibranch Brains

The two olives in my lemonade like a fuzzy room where they get stinky with the exiled whoremonger. A car full of nails and a bowtie balloon make a lot of noise in the alley. Also, the crabby brats dancing on the tarp.

There's nothing wrong with our fathers who are learning how to make their own noises with their bum beaks. It makes the gray corn guy sleepy.

The exiled whoremonger has escaped! The tarp has been abandoned but there are three empty shoes laying there. And the nails are also on the ground and that's what ultimately stops the whoremonger. While the gray corn guy dreams about drowning olives, our fathers drag that whoremonger back to the trailer. His feet leak blood from the cursed asphalt field of nails to the wood porch.

7.16.2025

Chanting and also whistling

It's a teenage Halloween! That means it’s time for another lunge toward a pattern. The faintest scent of vanilla heralds a really bad local emergency. I can’t help but vibe with big ’80s energy.

Elsewhere, we get more neoclassical piano; it is the best kind of preposterous. No amount of masterful drum programming could make a consistently joyous the tackiest glitz imaginable.