6.24.2016

Tuck In Sam

Cock in the fabric, can it feel the subtle pressure of diversity? Say hello to a troll and fuck the same thing again and again until I get back.

Please let me know if you have any questions. Please let me know if I could get some more time to do it for you. Please do not forget how to lose a little bit of history. Thread a length of prayer through the hot hole in your system. Immediately notify me about this. Immediately reply to your manager.

There is no joke that can help you build your face.

Hubris Because of My Location

Real estate is not the intended pleasure. My name is a very long word. I will not save this property.

So I should leave it to the most accurate ghost. I have not been able to make a payment. Half of my friends have not been able to make a good friend.

So we create two known people and free them from this property. Then me and my family drop from our hotel windows and really enjoy the weekend.

Kink is Beyond Me

A soldier and a couple of small business owners walk into a room. The soldier becomes a doctor because of the humidity. The couple find themselves drawn closer to each other until their flesh merges and they have a nice new name, Coleman.

When Coleman sees the doctor in his own personal journey, he is not a good candidate for people. The doctor seems like a problem. The doctor knows how to get a free meal from a friend. Coleman puts the young man into a big tank and fills it with grammar. The doctor becomes more like a dream.

Th e On ly Z o ne W it h E rr o rs

The default web design we tend to be is also natural. Unless we get a new form from the office, none of us can be found. Police drive in circles here, from the other side of things to this place where you can see below the mental condition. The only thing I would like to know is when the engine is going to be something more. Then I will be free and big.

You, my first baby, can be purchased. You, my first child, will be quiet.

Tongs in the Blood Pot

Cool, I think the best little damaged utensils are lost. The rule I follow in slowly dying situations like this is that I can get a new job, but only after I load fat loaves of prey into my account. The following user says that the best way to get back to the inbox is to work with a dilated part of a young man. I am looking forward to hearing back from a different one. I am looking forward to seeing everyone on the phone. I am going through a series of events and no longer have the same room. I am using Windows.

6.14.2016

Yellow Finger

As Danny was driving to his first day at his new job, he listened to National Public Radio. Three very intelligent people were discussing the evolution of the American retail landscape. It was during this discussion that Danny first heard the term “big box.” Indeed, his destination on this day was a “big box store,” Finlay Supermarts. As its stately profile loomed over the asphalt horizon, he understood the term.

But his attention was quickly snatched away by the asphalt itself. It was new and black, and a frightening old clean purple man in a Cubs hat was painting fresh yellow lines for the parking spaces. When Danny had been here last, just a week earlier, the asphalt was faded and stained by the dozen and two chemicals that drip from cars when their structural integrity fails, due to time or poor maintenance. In the meantime, it had been stripped and repaved by machines working under lights on tall poles, in the shadows of five hundred moths.

The clean purple man was almost done with his job. He only had a few handicapped spaces to finish. When Danny got out of his car, he stared for a moment at the bold yellow lines against the super-black asphalt and he was seduced by the succulence of the meat of his country, just as he was by the smell of bank lobbies and turned soil. He kicked the sole of his shoe against the asphalt, rough and hungry to soak up sunlight, then against the yellow line, smooth and full of the friction of the skin of the forearm. He left a scuff behind, but he wasn’t the first. Most of the lines were marred by the treads of tires. It was then that he unlocked his car and searched under the seats for his Polaroid camera. From that moment on, he took a close-up photograph of the parking lot every day that he worked. He created a record of the slow fade of man’s work on Earth. The sun sucked the black out of the asphalt the way the color is sucked from an icy-freeze drink, leaving behind pale green, pink, or purple ice which is no good for eating and must be dumped so the plastic cup(1) holding it can be washed out and used again, only so the relentless cycle of filling, emptying, and washing could sap its color, as well.

As Danny walked toward the store, he noticed that the clean purple man was turned away from him, having moved his operation to the parking spaces in front of the next store in this snaking strip of thriving businesses(2). Danny had showered right before leaving the house, and the breeze through his car window was fresh and satisfying. Now, with the attention of the clean purple man diverted, he wanted to feel the new yellow line with his own skin and not that of the black shoes he had bought in compliance with the Finlay dress code. Danny bent down and dragged his finger over the yellow, and found that it was a very fresh line, just put down by the clean purple’s snorting machine. His first instinct was to rub his finger against his thumb, but he resisted. He had nothing with which to remove the paint. He would wait until he got to the break room, where he could wash in the employee sink.

Danny walked through the first automatic door, into the vestibule, and through the second automatic door, and once inside the store he was accosted merrily by Teddy, one of the CSMs(3). Teddy was a husky handsome guy with cornrows and big muscular arms. He grabbed Danny around the chest and jumped off the diving board into the world of Finlay.

As they were falling, Teddy held Danny up like a newborn baby, like his own newborn baby, as if to say, “This is my one child, world, behold.” The rush of faces and name tags were like drops of syrup on his tongue, absorbed in a burst of flavor and instantly forgotten. Danny was a goldfish(4) in a bowl trembling with the thunderous laughter of his guide. Teddy told him that work here was like play because of all the great people to work with and the fun they had.

Another factor in Danny’s lack of focus during his orientation was the yellow paint on his finger, by now completely dry and therefore not easily washed off. He’d hidden it in the pocket of his jacket, but when Teddy handed Danny his W-4 tax form, there was nothing he could do to hide it. Teddy saw it and with a gust of laughter nicknamed Danny “Yellowfinger.” It stuck, and Danny became famous for some other stuff after he left Finlay's, and when he was buried, his gravestone was a limestone finger with a yellow tip. When necessary, the paint is refreshed by the progeny of his greatest nemesis.

Little Numbers

1.Teams of men and women work for long hours in air-conditioned rooms to compose the bright colors and attention-commanding text of the plastic fast-food cup.

2.The local economy was breathing deep and laughing now, and stores like Finlay were sucking up new hires greedily, whacking steadily away at stacks of dusty applications, tossing out the ones whose submitters had long ago changed addresses and telephone numbers. Store managers shared stories in the bars and restaurants where they congregated after work, stories of new hires both competent and incompetent, new hires who would never understand the corporate culture and those who seemed prepackaged for their new places of employment specifically. Those who didn’t fit the pants, as the managers said, were moved to the night-crew, a group wholly devoted to the maintenance of inventory and up-keep of the store, a droopy-minded bunch with lockers full of powdered Gatorade and Doral cigarettes and scuffed old high-top sneakers.

3.“CSM” meant Customer Service Manager, and was the halfway point between the hourly associates and management. If a CSM had a good manager, he or she could expect to be groomed for an assistant manager position, either in their store or another. Finlay Supermarts in particular prided itself on nurturing its own talent. Lucky and industrious CSMs were the first to be considered for transfers to other cities, where they would earn higher wages and find their possibilities for sexual encounters widened considerably. This was Teddy’s story. He’d been transferred from store 590, in the next region over. Since beginning at store 286, he’d experienced a true sexual renaissance. Had Danny been more observant and less confused as he was being shepherded past cashiers and sales associates, he might have noticed the carnal bond between Teddy and a half dozen of their female coworkers. The way their gazes dragged when they met. Indeed, though Danny greatly enjoyed Teddy’s companionship and felt at ease in conversation with him, he harbored a pinch of envy in a little leather pouch hanging in the shadows below his heart. Women, they felt comfortable around Danny and liked to hug him or make jokes of a comically sexual nature. But with Teddy, they had brief, serious exchanges in empty aisles and next to sweaty cars after the store closed. It was never anything more than that, not anywhere near the store, for Teddy was professional. But Danny speculated on the private lives of his coworkers daily.

4.Danny’s first pet was a goldfish named Russell. Russell shared his bowl with a green translucent rock with rough edges, the way obsidian breaks, but you could tell by an equatorial seam that it was molded, and you could read on the bottom that it came from a factory in Lookingglass, Tennessee. Teddy’s step-great uncle Harmony Charwell was born in Lookingglass and spent his formative years there. When he was ten, the family house was burned to the ground because of the Ku Klux Klan. The family stayed with Uncle Bernard until the new house was built. Harmony and his cousin Wilbur were forced to share a room, and late at night they would compare their bodies. For Wilbur it was just play. For Harmony, it was a sort of sexual scribbling, testing color and texture, shape and quality of light. He ran his crayon outside the lines, haphazardly, clumsily. Then he tired of coloring books and longed for clean naked paper as big as the sky and a crayon that could in a single mighty stroke connect Tokyo and Nashville.

5.09.2016

Ditch of Irritation

A car driver is startled by the way a male deer fucks a doe in the middle of a paved road

The car driver's trunk is filled with oblong utensils

The male deer fucks the doe fast

The car driver is so fast he knocks the male deer and the doe it is fucking into a ditch

The male deer is bleeding and now is fucking a dead doe

Half of the oblong utensils are smashed and worthless now

The driver realizes a sharp pine branch has obliterated his eye and the heat of the half-blind night is overwhelming

The driver stumbles into the ditch and comes to rest in a bed of irritating weeds

The male deer fucks to completion and now some of its sperm is in the dead doe

Confusion is felt as the male deer regards the injured car driver and an emergency man drives past on his way to another crisis

The male deer is barely injured and awkwardly removes himself from the ditch with the irritating weeds where the car driver reclines in pain

The male deer flees in search of another doe to fuck

The car driver waits amidst hallucinating heat and irritating vegetation

The car driver reclines in pain, pondering who can fuck, where they can fuck, and values of busted oblong utensils

copyright warning goes here, be threatening

1.01.2016

Don’t

Grandma surfaces briefly. Our simple and beautiful dialogue just feels a little random. Somewhere, subdued companionship lives as a series of short moments, playing with a goldmine of tangents of consciousness. It’s a largely stationary flashback. The entire feeling is so broad that it mostly just passes into an ending.

12.31.2015

Dust of the Ozarks

On a beautiful spring day, snakelike friendly people who are sometime lovers converge upon a mid-level electronics engineer in Silicon Valley. The actions of the different people destroy the entire mid-level electronics engineer. This goal is what no person, government, or country ever came close to doing.

To make matters worse, a reed thin woman who escaped a civil servant with a grudge against the world attempts to maintain a "what’s-in-it-for-me" attitude. She sends obscure, grisly messages to all the cops.

A sinister, hard-boiled Englishman lying on a concrete slab will decide what happens in Russia. The man's face is the cause of problems. Unknown to the terrorists, the FBI, Cuban intelligence contacts, the Defense Department, or Russian Army Intelligence, he uncovers the formula for a powerful new drug designed to convince the town that they are victims of strangely brutal murders.

The electronics industry's philosopher-king and his sex-starved wife guide an American film crew on an expedition to make a documentary. Problem is, Satan already knows their plan and has a rogue's gallery of interesting secondary characters helping him to set up an on-line trap

12.30.2015

Many Scared Clams

Something about the mule was most outrageous. Raising his head, he peeped over the kid and let loose with a blast from his smooth flute. Raising his head once more he demanded meth.

At the same time, a woodsman jumped off the motorcycle and glided through the air with the aid of a black leather cape. The mule thrust a wicked sword at the mysterious man in the black cape and put it in his face. He proudly stroked the lumberjack, demanding to have his way.

12.29.2015

Salami

My writings are designed to be retained throughout the maturation process.

From the moment the aggressive lesson begins, students thirst for ungodly completion.

Blessed are those who have difficulty dealing with their bad breath and other people’s.

Once they learned desire, the recipients of disaster seemed to be quite absurd.

I share my experiences from when I was detecting deception in real estate.

12.28.2015

Crankshaft the Comic Strip

The contributions of women to optimize exciting explorations into building authentic comprehension have provided an in-depth merger of spiritual activities. Younger women become exceptional with transparency. How can you be in your twenties and comfortable in erotic opportunities?

Become an initiate, and use consistent astrological tools that give greater control of new products, services and experiences. Policymakers maximize inescapable attire.

12.27.2015

Boom Flava Threesome

No one was ready for the totally amorphous writers to split the coherent trauma of dead infidelity. It’s yet another example of inscrutable faith-based television.

This hiatus of extortion is a terrible idea. Specifically, I think I had resented the sequenced collection of reliably enjoyable machinations.

Look, maybe I’m forgetting something like an epic sex marathon or illicit spiritual leverage. Apparently I’m not exactly afflicted with visions.

12.26.2015

Fruit Fat

Max is turning into a ravenous beast whose demise could easily be at the hands of the magical cat with the disarming smile or a cussing and yelling elderly lady in a flowered dress. A strange man appears and tells Max he will learn about prison. Max keeps an old promise, resulting in the death of superhuman entities.

12.25.2015

Christmas Bungalo Implosion

Spirit guides and guardian angels have embraced foreign monsters. But love and friendship abide and through all their endeavors and hardships they aspire to the realms of steamy, hot and powerful, erotic love.

Finding himself caught in a quarantined universe, God has avoided meaningful ways to deal with and eventually move beyond the great heights of superstardom. After exposure to genetic hardships, He feels just plain crazy.

Satan's plans depend on the continued oppression of families, children, parents, friends, Sunday school teachers, ministers, group workers, prison workers, or anyone involved with of depravity. Trouble finds him in the form of bullies.

12.24.2015

Burning Garland Trolley

There is a poor but proud gingerbread army standing in the strange gothic house with a terrible history. Frustrated that they have been making the same mistakes generation after generation, a plan is devised.

During the Christmas Festival, they place a powerful drug in the ancient cradle of the human race. It is necessary. They must outwit, outfly, outfight, and outmatch ruthless space pirates divided by stubborn pride and differences of opinion and trapped in an ancient temple and what unfolds is nothing short of a miracle.

Relentlessly festive throughout, the poor but proud gingerbread army extend the life of one of their order to become best friends.

Conversations ensue between parents and siblings awaiting for apathy and neglect.

12.23.2015

Holly Jolly Bluetooth Enabled Underwear

Can a chimp-breeding farmer and a weird first born drummer forgive my little family? I told the old lady how my inner sanctum, which was not posh, had changed for the better. I noticed that she was probably a different color. I wondered about that. I crouched behind one of the cypress planks, but avoided wearing a wig. I saw the shy footprints of Grandpa near the timber wall where I saw fruitcakes. I had not ignored death.

I will never waste your time with thinly disguised heroic porn. I will never publish anything I do not think is politically incorrect.