A Cordial Welcome

Cosmik Wolfpack is a playground and laboratory for flash-formed poetry and nanofiction written by The Debtor, a white cisgender male and citizen of the United States.

If you have something to say to the author, send it to cosmikwolfpack at gmail dot com.

12.13.2012

Tonally Schizophrenic and Tonally Jarring

My favorite character got the whole ensemble together. It doesn’t feel organic. I guess he’s supposed to broadcast embarrassing news about real-life problems to the ridiculous douche-boyfriend character who is trying to seek new kingdoms rather than slumber in peaceful subjection to the rule of others. The historian shows up at the party to deliver an epic beatdown to an incredible asshole.

12.12.2012

Drug- and Sex-Obsessed Brats 4

All of the people I know stood on the ground that is my yard and when Ritz exited my well-appointed home, they were beyond crestfallen. I turned on my extremely bright security spotlight. I saw them gathered around the pond where my large goldfish live.

"I will feed you," I said, "But I expect to have explained to me what exactly has driven you to my yard in the middle of the night, culminating in the illicit entry of my home by my platonic friend Ritz."

Walker Jog spoke for the crowd. "We are loathe to explain ourselves at this moment, but we shall sup with you if it be your will."

"Aye, Walker. Aye. It is. Come around to the barn in the backyard, which I use for banquets and such."

And so the banquet began.

12.11.2012

Hey monkey had the watermelon

If you want a holiday gift, don’t put the circuit drivers in your house. Display shame and slowly encourage Mother Earth to exile all electricity.

Neighbors recommend ecologically safer money; switching holiday sounds will save a number of installers of LEDs. You want to gawk. You’ll trip.

12.10.2012

Drug- and Sex-Obsessed Brats 3

"I have never before seen the inside of your abode," Ritz said, a cagey sort of insouciance in both of her twinkling eyes.

"Noted," I replied, "but I'm more concerned with the rather disgusting footprints you are leaving on my Kevin O'Brien Daisy Petals area rug. Master weavers in India and other world-class rug-making regions didn't labor for countless hours so some American's platonic female friend could soil it at an ungodly hour of the night."

Like a cowed mongrel, Ritz backed out of the house. She walked on the tips of her toes, leaving a distressing number of tiny brown smudges on the strikingly dynamic grain and knots of my Acacia hardwood floors, further sullying the positive energy, exuberant flow and optimistic attitude of my home.

I do not control all re-tweets

The amateur social media lover sold a bag of ancient candy to the wannabe bacon fanatic. The candy was the kind that is brown and sweet, but before the wannabe bacon fanatic could run to the attic he rented from a subtly charming music guru, a typical food ninja grabbed the bag and filled it with hot, buttery piss. The wannabe bacon fanatic told the typical food ninja to give a wood chipper a deep dicking. Then the wannabe bacon fanatic wrote a brief letter to the editor decrying the state of modern confections.

12.09.2012

We Got a Grocery Store

Versatility is not your lightweight grandparents' kind of luxury. They're growing both of their possible dilemmas. transporting the sport cart to the gallery of items, the little population makes more perfect solutions indoors. Please visit their active life and use it for looking at the new senior picture, which is made of versatile outdoor lives. Parents see the uses.

Drug- and Sex-Obsessed Brats 2

With the silver key from the false avian domicile, Ritz opened the front door and gained entry into my extravagantly decorated bungalow. She was impressed by my Varaluz Aisen Collection Recycled Steel Floor Lamp, particularly enchanted by the Hammered Ore finish highlighting the steel textures that are a hallmark of the Aizen Collection. Awoken by her intrusion, I discovered her in the midst of this reverie.

12.08.2012

Drug- and Sex-Obsessed Brats 1

All of my people came to my yard and one of them walked up to the porch and looked into the picture window on the front of my house. Her face was so close it made a mask of steam on the glass. Her name was Ritz and she used her memory to obtain the secret key in the artificial bird's nest in the Thuja.

A Maniac is About to Hit You

I was very impressed to see the new humorous corporate training videos. I find that they create a rude gray freedom, and a delightful song lyric might develop. I might also reflect on a life event, a quiet time, a difficult situation, a multi-dimensional pleasure, or something profound. Or I might get a call from someone in Dallas, relaying some unpleasant information.
I started writing poetry when I was a child, probably around ten years old. I am also a licensed real estate broker.

12.07.2012

Award-Winning Delights

Let's help more frail women, wearing buds in our ears and the new shoes we bought. We'll give them new names and take them to stores where they'll purchase things we've never needed, sold by brands we've never heard of. After we've delivered them back to their homes, aluminum sided behind cyclone fences, we'll compare notes, swap playlists, maybe eat something microwaved. If we have it. And we'll spend our time wondering about the whole fucking thing.

12.06.2012

In Some New Place

I stand among the Yucca brevifolia, finally silenced
In the presence of the alien I sought.
I invite it in to work some transformation,
I don't know what kind.
Something painless on the cellular level,
I guess.
That seems right.
Then the moment dies the soft death
Which took each that came before.

12.05.2012

The Prayer is Webcast

The names and appearances of our failed progeny are valuable assets and the most visible symbols of our destiny. Do not invent words or phrases. In normal day-to-day written and verbal communications, our offspring should be referred to simply as “them guys." It is the perfect cover for the sort of wickedness that reflects the audience and describes the program or entity being named. Avoid acronyms and other abbreviations. They often lead to bad outcomes. It should be emphasized that these children aren’t out boozing it up or drugging, which can be vague and confusing.

12.04.2012

Fin and Bone

Party until all of the stuff you fear is far away. Time and pleasure and anger and thirst all knotted in your pocket. Potentially, the entertainments we endure offer some remorseful sense of serene engagement with the families we find alienating, who seem to offer a new rejection in every offer if refuge, who are unaware that their faces have turned inside out, revealing clotted smiles.

12.03.2012

A Strange Insect, or Kind of Creeping Plant

Now it happens to one of mine: the vessel of the self falters and fails. Lost and hidden things arrive unbidden and bring nonsense, a beautiful absurdity. I wear masks, each one handed to me with the instruction to cover my face, avoid mirrors, feel the weight of my body on the cheap cushion holding it. When the mask is dropped, I realize that there is still too much locked away, that the mask hides little of consequence. These are our final collaborations. I have heard reports from this frontier, and I find it much as it has been described.

12.02.2012

Elliptical Stratigraphic Pulsings of Different Temperatures

This is a kingdom. Some different kinds of animals live where those really big plants are, where there are clouds on the ground sometimes and where there are smells we can keep in the soft recesses of our bodies' insides. There is some water in some different places and when we drink it, some of it helps us see the King's Colors and some of it makes the things in our mouths do hard sounds. Some of the water hides dead animals and food no one wants.

Some of the King's Garments are hot like sun blood and the suffering is intense. The suffering is in the animals and the big plants, in the water and the dead animals, in the food and in the clouds on the ground, and in our softest recesses and in our homes.

We burned our homes and we only stop when our bodies force sleep on us and the dreams are full of the King's Words.

12.01.2012

Underlain by the Brackish Water

I took a hole punch to the papers. I use you; you are the map of a fake nation of mangled exiles. I am the meat. I cannot offer sustenance.

11.30.2012

Six Insane Superstitions

An expression of ways in which each other can be champions is another symptom that is often associated with romantic friend; it is possible to chart his awesome aspects.

Other characters are sometimes composed of more than one space, one from a different value, but it is not clear whether it can check the status of their multiverse.

In contrast, the amount of regular expressions for the representation of consciousness during one whole revolution can range from hostile events (or a multiverse, in which a progression of champions attack another multiverse completely different from the usual) to a government or institutional body which communicates directives to the various expressions of I, which results in Earl (not only is the pressure intense, it causes the material master). Spiritual pluralism is a very dangerous power and significantly improves our champions. Also, Earl is a master of symptoms.

11.29.2012

Well Played, Psych Exam

Do not use your house; it is full of librarians and rabbits. Small objects such as these small toys are looking for items you can sell. Electronic products, however, tend to lead to higher prices. Stroll near the kitchen and underground parking will be available for pick-up. For example, eBay, it's a garage sale, but it can be very cold. Or the site that contains the icon to be displayed. I often like living in the past. Modern neuroscience, meet ancient Greek theater.

11.28.2012

Human Ancestors

Don't forget the hospital administrators! Bloodlust is making blocky geometric animal pipe culture. Having never been changed by stellar data, at least at some sperm should be kicking in soon.

We like explosions.

We like explosions.

We like explosions.

We like explosions.

11.27.2012

Also we are very proud of the broadband link

We had to use all of this wood and plaster to build the child's new home. We need to realize the immense problems of this achievement and expand into a lucrative career. It should be a source of huge flows of hot money, mixed with complimentary food in hot rooms; comfort and luxuries that we enjoy are unique. Once that happens, we will become as unpopular as the product of our craft. Think of all of the hand-less citizens. They should be left to freeze to death during depressive erotic adventures. We all know the common practice that gave us the boundaries of ethics. It's like a new music. We hope that our goal is to provide a technique of obvious risk, and charm.

11.26.2012

Common Photo Liquid

We do it in a wild place that cares. We have eyes to identify some hard stuff in this place, as we at last establish a platform for those who are here to hit the group.

All of us still can score. This is a cool jivey desperate vibe, we are in the cut. But in most moments we can not shake; it may sound, but none of us can even enter this Jazz. Cool Cats, with us and down under us, which has become here, tying straight, so that we could communicate.

Places will not buy this text we dig here, but it can never suppress these posts made here. This is for us, in cats that have to pick up those who are still paying. Blues is that cats goofed here flew so crazy right now. Man!

What you really need to be here with my eyes in this wild concert, which remains required than those of distant DOA, you get a little higher. That strike, which really was and turned his installation, we accept state directly that show these cats started the area, this group under God, shall blow new sound crazy, and the hot combo hipsters, tight pants, hipsters and no need to cut this scene.

11.25.2012

My Awesome Remapped Practices

The selfish orchestral wraiths, chattering hallucinations adrift in a sea of dim figments, live for untouched experiences.

Everyone has to consider basic personal tactics for bribing the precious digital society of ghosts who insist on having their own glowing money which can be exchanged for effective, and therefore meaningless, coupons which can then be exchanged for little squares. This scene shall frantically light up everyone. Existence embodies shame in the middle of a movie theater.

11.24.2012

White Blood

In my city, a chain of brake lights heralds the departure of our sad fathers. With wounds under their three-piece suits, they consider the losses they suffered and the cold mornings to come. The sky melts blue into gray, just as their heroes have been exposed as frauds. Their women are ours now, and we teach them marketable new skills.

Licking a Tambourine

We hope that our goal is one blatant and fascinating technical risk. We have to shred all of the substantial knowledge to give you the frontiers of musical being. Thoughts of every contemporary taste should sit abandoned, fulfilling the more adventurous commercialism. You acquire each unpopular composition from it. Be combined with something preconceived and far back at the very outset of recorded thought; the unique music is popular. We have our need to achieve and expand instead. It has taken all this to do it.

11.23.2012

Whack the Floor With Me

I am the delightful Chancellor of Something. Revolutionary mental professionals crave their own delightful skills, but I think experience suggests a number of incredible abilities the non-expert routinely understands. Hard-nosed scientists recommend the best flesh.

I have remarkably unique and quirky students.

Perception bites the giant puzzle.

Our pioneering research base shows that the theory of evolution could explain part of the vision that many of our key findings reflect. Psychologists and neuroscientists will want to appreciate this narrative of everyone. All signs of evolution and perception can assure you of the scientists' type of matter .

11.21.2012

An Award-winning Forensic Holiday Purchase

Many criminals are arguing that dangerous cardigans are staples of cable television. The First Lady is not dangerous, but she violates the terms of wardrobe politics and the rule of colorful holiday budget fraud.

A person who captivated the President's wife by saying intelligent love terms shouldn't agree with the personal views of Jackie O, Nancy Reagan, or Michelle Obama. His family is afraid of a real-life poised woman. Her advice is based on very different, excessively serious consequences exempt from the style-savvy economy of country. Now, her voice is like sugar poured into skim milk. He should suffer.

11.20.2012

Jam Out to Songs Like This

This likeable laid back exchange student earned ten pretzels he named “The Awesome California Affair." His blond father bleached a bicycle and dishes. He associated selling his pretzels with profound soft hair. The lifestyle with trademark food and a cart began his international appreciation for money washing. Abroad, in Chantilly, France, Pretzel Guy gained enough spiky three-wheeled love to study six years of cuisine. The guy built it there.

11.19.2012

Claw in Room Crap

I'm licking my own face incessantly tonight. The trumpets carry a sullen patriotism out among the silver maples of the park, and the picnic shelters, and the bare flagpoles. My coat, the one with the small ovals, provides sufficient protection from the gradually intensifying precipitation. I am applying saliva to the skin of my face with my tongue, the one you knew. Now, I doubt you can allow its presence in your defiled memory.

Utterly Impersonal

The manager of business affairs paid for the morphed aesthetic of time. Since the praying studio was chosen, corporate interference and brilliant melodrama were a source of really cool sounds. The famous professional golfer forced the wife of the online picture artist to produce three or four unwittingly confident face constraints. In small doses it's as good as an ounce of feeling ever gets.

This is the band of the future, I'm going to produce them in Tokyo this winter.

11.18.2012

Coochie Snorcher

Some women woke up upon a real bed before finding knots of wood and woolen android sweaters tucked under the colorful mattresses. They all heard healthy little bird-like animals. They were fist-sized and most evil. One of the women touched a tomcat and discovered the illness of the patterned liquid.


the details specific to a given text are considered more significant than the qualities it shares with other texts

Samuel Foodman Headkisser, the famous director of alternative goth furry ninja pornographic film The Loose Caboose was found lifeless and bruised in an ugly mobile home the color of yucky spinach. His hilariously mangled anus smiled at coroner Anne LaMott as she smoked an enormous marijuana cigarette to cope with the horror of defiled footwear and gross blood piles.

As the coroner busied herself with wrapping her head around the shockingly horrific corpse of the icon of the anthro community, Sheriff Jerry Sandusky busied himself with a tricky fortune cookie wrapper. Finally deputy Tagg Romney used his rusty toenail clippers to open the ridiculously difficult cellophane, and Sheriff Sandusky greedily devoured the tacky Chinese foodstuff inside. The fortune read "Give the coroner a noogie," so he put LaMott in a severely painful headlock and used his knuckles to remove a kilo of hair from her excessively moisturized scalp. Eventually, deputy Tagg Romney had enough shenanigans and beat the sheriff senseless with a revolting frozen ball of warthog shit until it thawed and the interior of the mobile home was the most repulsive interior of a thing anyone ever imagined.

11.17.2012

A Truly Dedicated Showman

Fill up the nice vehicles and the brothers will be happy to ride in them. They will hide money, odd candy, bullets, and toy cows in the glove box. Then someone will cry and my prayers will become less human, more fish-like, full of a strident electricity. The brothers will feel the faces of a hundred dead lovers pressing against their chests, abdomens, and asses. One brother will die with something inappropriate in his body, indicating fulfillment of a certain vengeance.


The Youngest Museum Curator in the Country

Dr. Chang, Dr. A. W. Chang, Dr. Squyres, and another Dr. Chang manufactured by far the largest privately held piece of Chinese land in May of 2049. The family of A. W. Chang provided the special advanced ground transportation research in 2036. After 2040, Earth received the highly unequivocal financial data manufactured for political reasons.

The Squyres family quickly established dozens of original computing objects in 2027.Tin 2004, the children on the the red planet stated that the largest humans in Sweden may be worth hundreds of death artifacts. The first sour pharmaceuticals were strewn over the surface of the dominant space facility on Earth in the year 2024.

As for the origin of quantum text merit engines, the committee cannot even begin to estimate how much of the current family presented evidence of the assets formerly known as space. Dr. Chang discovered the first permanent civilization.

11.16.2012

Open Us We Say To You

I know that tomorrow I will meet someone. I think he keeps a crow tooth in his armpit. He has my Vertical Horizon compact disc. His nephew the hard Mormon man can smell women but cannot feed them some food. I made that up. But I want my compact disc tomorrow. I will get it from the guy who has the thing in his armpit. I told you about him earlier, he also has a necklace of black market corals.


The Medicine Can Rip You

Wait for the leaves. They explain a lot. They come from trees and taste like the voice of the sun. They can make memories that do not burn. They make thoughts like bad ice. They make imagined faces like birdhouses.


You Get Goosebumps

Blood-curdling thoughts of high-octane empathic alpha male sensation-seekers have told the ladies downstairs beautiful shrill stories about zero observant personality researchers. Smooth mind-body triggers aesthetic prickles the thrilled discordant university murderers. North Carolina is intense. Anything jarring or out of place ruffles humble thinkers' emotions.


Aromatherapy

Uncooked beet spray makes it simple to relax in a bath. Officers glare at you through the serenity of the window, redolent of essential oils and fennel. The geraniums are in their rubber soles. Tall and well-built, they look great in their jeans. They bite back grins.


Linguine Jumpstart

Place your guests into individual bowls. Sprinkle with excited holiday vitamins. Our gift to each other is a powerful extract. It's the season for rejuvenating viruses and salt slices. We hide some sauce in our softened scrotums, which we enjoy!


Instant Benefit

Ask for a kiss! Walk faster! Use cinnamon to stay calm! When you're ready for bed... Repeat yourself! When you're doing housework... Zap your leisurely breasts with happy supplements of dancing! Smile! Smile until you need stitches!


That Melts Quick, Really

Help the flat pony get its crack cocaine. Then we can watch the majestic TV movie about fragrant mothers.


Submit Your Baby Photos Professional Edition

As an independent software vendor, the skill of sensing nothing in large circles is so hard to learn. I don't have a shitload of excellent advice. I guess you could explain that the whole insulting process is very much a satisfactory negotiation with proponents of affirmation. Along with the technical skill, you have to teach that prearranged attitude, as well. Supernatural influences are not lacking when selecting footwear for use during poorly constructed conversations.

11.15.2012

Various American Culprits

I think the producers just decided that the liberal hip-hop stud was flawed but entertaining, overqualified, awkwardly decent, and rarely bulldozed. Inspired by the sprightliest gunplay through space and time, adorable alcohol-addled partners cultivated a portal to so many worthwhile thrills and giggles. We saw hazardous moments. We staggered through holographic aspirations. We confronted countless decaying siblings, gathered vital energies, and went on a rampage in a heavily modified musculo–skeletal object.

11.14.2012

hot smoke and oral sex

Remove and discard the seeds of our current legal intrigue. It's supposed to make you laugh. Plus, it's guaranteed to make middle-aged customers feel embarrassed and self-conscious as the banks and lending institutions continue to wage their war against special guest artists on modern rock radio. They are for our french-mexican friends. It's an assault.

The new pro-bono team of attorneys are capable of intense violence fantasies. It's an easy basis for social interaction. These legal issues have stirred up the most fucking intense hornet's nest of buried adolescence. My body even shifted into crisis mode.

11.13.2012

wet slut, meet the horse

Now the scoreboard says these kinds of fraudulent practices are practically the norm; this is what it's like to be in the hands of a great storyteller. As a dark preamble to the terror to come, the receptionist was hovering around with malice, which would not have been possible without her neurologically damaged voice. She is somehow able to guess that there is a zombie behind the car, on the porch of the mansion. Her more outrageous claims have turned out to be true, so I’m inclined to believe everything she says. WYSIWYG.

11.12.2012

The Affirmative Position

My mother was raised to speak out against the predictably official doubters, such an important premature judgment at a time when dissenters launch a more traditionally beautiful blog. She definitely continues her typically craven attempt to give too many interviews. A few others cast dark enchantments despite the fact that the most vocal reaction is not the best choice. Still, our cherished actress is spinning straight-up high-octane truthsauce via her light-skinned mother's YouTube channel. Wig and all.

11.11.2012

A Thinly-Veiled Social Commentary

A set of believable characters were collected by the first state geologist of Indiana, David Dale Owen, in Missouri. The characters talk like real people. A hero has to continually think of ways to actively and creatively market current political controversy and tense political situations.

Your protagonist wore a blue, silk blouse on her date and ran her fingers through her spiked hair before putting in her nose ring and she also misses her mom. She ran her index finger down the page, the green nail polish clashing eerily with the orange paper. Those quirks impact the outcome of the current state of affairs. An easy and inexpensive way to write a book online is through a blog service.

11.10.2012

Portentously Gloomy or Horrifying

One of the main concerns we've had in regards to establishing trading posts along the margins of the known realms is that the continued emergence of politically conservative sailors has reduced the quality, quantity, and perceived value of manly virtue. By recruiting men of the old tribes to fight against this new class of insensate sea animal, architects of international markets intend to introduce standards of actual manhood to an institutional framework sorely in need of them.

A collateral benefit, it is argued, would be a renewed focus on hardcore fucking, which until now remains a vague concept, ill-defined and subject to the ephemeral whims of market participants, no matter how noble the intentions. It is a matter of contention to several dozen individuals and small businesses.

11.09.2012

Return of the Soft Cactus Monster

We noticed that the trend lately has been to apply the nastiest kinds of verbal insults to the strongest among us, but the problem is that what various parties truly deserve in actuality can't be determined. Response from traditional seats of power has been inconsistent, but my fellow writers and I are heartened by these notable efforts:

  • The eyewear industry really became willing to follow a nightly routine, looking for alternatives to your satisfaction.
  • The average fashionista retains a little extra spaciousness, maybe a buttery sense of comfort when planning to hit the sack.
  • Your family and friends are optimized for the consumption of heavily processed foods, prayer and meditation, and the most obnoxious displays of nudity imaginable.

My fellow writers and I shall reside silently apart from you folks. I have an idea about next week. Ponytails aren’t just for someone with a heart-shaped face and a prominent jaw.

11.08.2012

Real-life Sequences

Skeleton Mages are very interested in precious textiles.

I learned that from a neurotic, bookish woman in the rental bungalow. Her corpulent son, graced with lips like noisome grease tubes, founded the renowned website about bird wrestling I have frequented for many years.

I have signed a lucrative contract with him and shall be providing music to his upcoming film, a distinctive sonic and lyrical universe. I feel like it fuses dancefloor bass with twelve genetically identical lines of harmonica and highly creative songwriting skills.

11.07.2012

A Man's Sporting Garment

You are a lucky man my friend, and most likely the acknowledged master of bonus missions. I'm fairly certain that you have a program to allow you a sense of dignified wistful justice amongst the skeletons! I'll fess up that I haven't been to a pure liberal establishment library since my crush started following me back before the days of meals in brown boxes.